A/N: We're back with more funnies! Except, which the edition of Next Generation Of Heros! :D

Let's see who can guess these kids parents. >:D

Also! Seeing as Mayshin is from Brazil, I changed her name to Nathalia, it means Born On Christmas Day (and she's actually born at 12:00 at midnight, funny right?).

A lot of the kids names have meaning to them, either from the quirks they have, chosen on random OR from where they're born. I like to look up things before I decide, but eh. Get what ya what get, am I right? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kai: Our bond as siblings is so strong, there is nothing that could dent it.

Chi: I ate the last Onigiri.

Kai: You're dead to me.

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Raven: Stop saying your life is a joke.

Raven: Jokes have meaning.

Hoshi: Why did I think you were gonna say something nice for once in your life...

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Shikiru, breathes:

Kazuichi: You think you're fancy with your daddy issues.

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Kazuichi: There's a snake outside.

Katsuki banging on the door: LET ME IN YOU LITTLE FUCK!

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Shichi: Would you date yourself?

Nathalia: No, quite frankly, I deserve better.

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Raven: Wait, you like me??

Shichi: Yes.

Raven: For my personality???

Shichi: Yes.

Toka: Surprising, I know.

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Katsuki: Could you pass me a napkin?

Kazuichi: Are your arms broken?

Katsuki: Your's are about to be if you don't hand me a damn napkin.

Kazuichi: I'm going to pass you a napkin, but not because I'm scared.

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Suterusu: Pick a card, any card.

Kazuichi: Fine.

Suterusu:

Suterusu: “Any card” did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back to me.

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Hoshi: You look beautiful today.

Raven: Thanks, I love compliments about my flesh prison.

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Akemi: Not everyone is going to think I'm beautiful, and that's fine.

Akemi: I mean, they're wrong, but it's fine.

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Nathalia: You know what they say, roses are red, violets are blue-

Sho: Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Raven: My plan A for everything is to die before it happens.

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Tai: I don't wanna see my therapist.

Hoshi: Todoroki, you have a therapist for a reason.

Tai: Its so boring to talk about your feelings.

Kazuichi: I used to fuck with my therapist, they cried a lot.

Nathalia: Wut—

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Kazuichi: Name something you'd want two of in your bed.

Hoshi: Women.

Kazuichi: What-?

Raven: I agree with that statement.

Kazuichi: WHAT??

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Nathalia: Men; “don't set us on fire”

Nathalia: Also men;

Toka running around on fire:

Nathalia: fLaMmAbLe :)

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Tai: So, what time do you usually go to sleep?

Shikiru: On a general premises, yes.

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Kazuichi: Whoever took my strawberry cake, admit it, and you'll be forgiven.

Yuuga:

Kazuichi: Smart, you know I wouldn't forgive you.

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Midoriya: Open your phone.

Nathalia brain: Act dumb

Nathalia: Lmao sorry I forgot my finger print.

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Waiter: How old is your son?

Kazuichi: What?

Waiter: Kids eat for free.

Tai:

Shikiru:

Sho: This is our son, Bakugou. He's 8. Isn't he adorable?

Kazuichi, under his breath: I will kill you all.

Nathalia: Hush child of mine, it's cheaper.

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[At The Police Station]

Katsuki: Where are my idiots? (Talking abt Sho, Nathalia & Kazuichi)

Officer: Who are your idiots..?

Katsuki: You must be new here.

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Akemi: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held.

Daku:

Daku: Are- are you okay?

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Kazuichi: What's your favorite color?

Nathalia: Sho-San.

Nathalia: Wait-

Nathalia: What was the question?

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Toka: I need you to look me straight in the eyes.

Akemi: You know I can't look in those eyes and be straight.

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Raven: I'm trying to be more like Hoshi, she's so positive.

Raven, falls down a flight of stairs:

Raven: Wow! I sure got down those stairs fast!

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Suterusu: Can I walk you home? My dad always said to follow your dreams. ;)

Kazuichi, panicking: Jokes on you, my dad said I'm a fucking nightmare.

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Hoshi: Did you make your Barbie's fuck when you were younger or were you straight?

Nathalia: U R A R A K A!

Suterusu: Shdhsidhsid what?!?!

Chi: Wait, guys..she has a point.

Tai: STOP BEING HORNY DAMN IT!

Shichi: I am now a Hoshi Stan, I do not take criticism.

Shinsou: Oh—

Hoshi: OH FRICK! OH HI! I DID NOT FOR-SEE THIS PREDICAMENT DJDBSKDHSIFHSIFHSKD!?

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Suterusu, first meeting Kazuichi: Explain your smolness.

Kazuichi: I'm potat.

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Shinsou, checking on the students at 3 in the morning:

Shinsou: What are you doing?

Shikiru, spreading toothpaste on a slice of toast: Multitasking.

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Kai, hears a knock at the door:

Kai: Who's there?

Toka: The love of your life. 🥰

Kai:

Kai: But Onigiri can't talk???

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Genie: You have 26 wishes.

Kazuichi: Isn't it normally 3?

Genie: Yeah but, *vaguely gestures to Kazuichi* you've got a lot going on so...

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Kai: Dude, if there's a murderer in your house, don't yell “hello?”, yell goodbye cause then he'll leave.

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Kazuichi: Girls really be crying over a guy who reads at a third grade level. Bitch, he's not ignoring your text, he's sounding it out.

Hoshi: Give him a sec.

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Abasi, gets on one knee:

Abasi, gets on both knees:

Abasi, lies down:

Shinsou in the corner of the room: The hell are you do-

Abasi, slithers out of relationship:

Shinsou:

Shinsou: I need a raise.

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Kazuichi: Who the fuck-

Sho: Language.

Kazuichi:

Kazuichi: Whomst the sexual intercourse hath eaten of mine cheesecake.

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Akemi: Tell me a joke.

Abasi: You look great today.

Akemi: Awe! Thanks!

Akemi: Wait-

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Kazuichi: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Suterusu: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

Hello everyone!!

This one is A LOT longer than the others. Now, I WOULD have added MORE characters for My Next Generation Of Heros, but I'm not that far yet, lmao. Hope you enjoyed this!

If you want to see both the kids AND the adults, let me know! I've seen a lot of you enjoy these so far. ^^

Thanks for reading!❤

Remember! Stay safe!♥🌸