Masaru: Can you tell me where I can find Endeavor's office?

Hawks: Yeah. You turn straight down there, left turn, you look for a broken down, dirty old man, and then you follow him.

Masaru: And he'll take me to Endeavor?

Hawks, crossing his arms: he is Endeavor.

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Katsuki: Why would anyone want to hurt Mister Aizawa??

Toshinari: I don't know, maybe because they met him.

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Katsuki: Tell me I'm pretty.

Shoto:

Shoto: you're pretty fucking annoying.

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Masaru, first seeing the Baku-squad:

Masaru: Mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup and soy sauce.

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Masaru: I'm not saying I hate you.

Masaru: But if you were on fire and I had a glass of water?

Masaru, with a grin: I'd drink it.

Nezu, gasping:

A Little While Later

Masaru, holding a crying Nezu:

Masaru: It was just a joke stupid.

Nezu, crying louder:

Masaru: Omfg- shut u-

Nezu, gets louder:

Masaru:..drama queen...

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Masaru: I told Katsuki his ears turn red when he lies.

Shouta: Why?

Masaru: Watch this.

Masaru: Hey Katsuki! Do you love Shoto?

Katsuki, covering his ears with his hands: No!

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Shouta: If you were my husband..

Shouta: I'd poison your drink.

Masaru: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.

Katsuki & Shoto: Wha-

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Hello everyone!

I couldn't come up with any other ones, sorry for the short.

Thanks for reading!❤

Remember! Stay safe!♥🌸