Enji: Can't even say “fuck you” to these fuckers no more without them saying some shit like-

Aizawa: When?

Enji, squints his eyes: Gay asses.

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Midoriya: Have you seen Bakugou?

Shoto: I don't know a Bakugou.

Midoriya:...what'd he do this time?

Katsuki from across the room: I beat him at Uno!

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Aizawa: So, any lucky girls in your life?

Shoto, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.

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Sero: Why does everyone assume I'm going to do something stupid??

Denki: To save time.

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Aizawa: I'm not gay, that's just a rumor started by Masaru because I slept with him.

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Katsuki: My friend thinks you're really cute.

Shoto: You have friends?

Katsuki: I—

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Shoto: There's a special place for you in hell.

Masaru, with a mask on and in cuffs: Yeah, it's called the throne.

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On A ♡+*ƊⱭⱢË*+♡

Masaru: So, what's your favorite color?

Shouta: Really? Don't ask a dumb question.

Masaru: How is formic acid prepared in a lab? Give the chemical reactions to it.

Shouta:

Shouta: My favorite color is black.

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Midoriya: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Mina: Prettiest smile!

Eijirou: Nicest personality.

Shoto: “Most likely to start a bar fight”

Katsuki: “Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one”

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Midoriya: Say ‘peanuts’ without the ‘T’.

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Hizashi, breathes:

Shouta: Get the fuck out if my room if you're going to make so much noise.

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Midoriya, lost Katsuki in the crowd:

Midoriya: Well, that's it. He's gone.

Katsuki: I'm right behind you.

Midoriya: Gone forever.

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Masaru: If any of you call me daddy again, I'm going to the store to get milk and I'm never coming back!

Class 1-A: Daddy noooo!!

Masaru, screaming:

Shoto, crying: I always knew daddy would leave us.

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Midoriya: On a scale of one to ten, describe me.

Recovery Girl: Start with zero.

Midoriya: On a scale of zero to ten, describe me.

Recovery Girl: zero.

Midoriya:

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Shoto: if I get a pet dog, I'd name it after you.

Katsuki: Aww, cause you love me?

Shoto: No, cause it's short and annoying like you.

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Masaru: I don't care if you don't like space puns.

Masaru: I like space puns.

Masaru: Comet me bro.

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Katsuki: -and know with a gay update from Shoto.

Shoto: Getting gayer.

Katsuki: Thank you Shoto.

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