May May, 3 and throwing a fit: I don' wanna watch dis!

Eijirou: Then go play with your blocks, please?

May May, stomps off:

May May, walks into her dad's office space:

Izuku, working and smoking a cigarette:

May May: I say not to smoke insie?

Izuku:

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Katsuki, laying in bed wide awake: Hey, are you asleep yet?

Dabi: Yes.

Katsuki: oh ok, I won't bother you then.

2 hours later...

Katsuki: Wait a fucking second—

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Izuku: Stupid nerd.

Katsuki: I know you are but what am I?

Izuku: Did you just use an elementary school level comeback on me?

Katsuki: Yeah, did it work?

Izuku, voice cracking:...Yeah...

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Katsuki: Me and Mic get along perfectly! Right, Mic-San?

Hizashi: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Aizawa: Has anyone seen Katsuki?!

Denki: He's small. He's probably under something.

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Katsuki: When I was small—

Shigaraki: “was”

Katsuki: Ok, say goodbye to your kneecaps bitch.

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Denki: What are you doing?

(A/N: So, in this AU I made Denki the quiet type, he's calm and collected. Think of Kenma. :])

Sero, standing on the sofa: I practically live here you know. So I can stand wherever I want.

Denki:

Sero:

Denki:

Denki: Where's the spider?

Sero: Under the table.

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Denki: I spy with my little eye, someone who needs to shut up.

Tenya: is it me?

Denki: It's always you.

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Shoto: What if Midoriya voiced a gps?

Katsuki: “Great job, you missed the exit, you fucking disgrace”

Midoriya, covering his mouth trying not to laugh because Katsuki is right:

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Denki: I need an adult.

Aizawa: I am an adult.

Denki: I need a different adult.

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Katsuki: the force is like anxiety.

Hizashi: Explain?

Katsuki: With me, always.

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Enji: you're the biggest ass on earth!

Toshinari: You seem to inform me a lot on how much you like my bottom.

Enji: I do like myself, so yeah!

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Katsuki: I ordered some clothes online and they asked what state I'm in...

Katsuki: I put emotional.

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Sero: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

Denki coming out if the bathroom with a PSP: please tell me you're not going to taste test soap again.

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Katsuki: If you tried to kill yourself and failed would you go to jail for attempted murder?

Aizawa: No, self defense love.

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Denki: Ah yes, my trian of thought.

Denki: or as I like to call it; The Anxiety Express.

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Katsuki looking up from his phone: According to my calculations, he a bitch.

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Evil vegan teacher: Why the fuck aren't you vegan yet?

Katsuki: Because I like~

Izuku: Stake

Shoto: Dick—

Katsuki: AND CHICKY NUGGIES!!

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Enji: Are— are you flirting with me?

Masaur: I have been for the past few years but thanks for noticing.

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Katsuki: Hey Sho.

Shoto: Yeah?

Katsuki: Now that you're not a wanted criminal, you should get a job.

Shoto: Do you want me to hit you?

Katsuki: Is that the tv remote— ow! Hey!

Shoto: Shut up.

Katsuki, rubbing his head: It was just a suggestion...

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Interviewer: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Toshinari: I don't know. Masaur how tall are you?

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Katsuki: If I kill myself, it shouldn't be called suicide.

Midoriya: What the fu—

Katsuki: It's just a delayed abortion done by the fetus itself.

Midoriya: Are you ok??

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Aizawa: Zashi, this is our son Shinsou.

Hizashi: I am aware of that.

Aizawa: This is our daughter Eri.

Hizashi:

Aizawa: And this is Katsuki, my lovely son I met at UA!

Hizashi: Shouta you can't just adopt random kids when you're sad!

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Midoriya: Live each day like it's your last.

Midoriya: Because I'm gonna kill you I'm just really bad at making schedules.

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Hello everyone!

Hope you enjoyed— whatever the hell I just made. 😳
I'll put up a one shot later on tonight or tomorrow morning!

Thanks for reading!🧡

Remember to stay safe!🏳‍🌈🧡