Funny Haha Times

Shoto, kisses Katsuki on the lips harshly:


Shoto: How was that?~


Katsuki, redder than Eijirou's hair: Terrible, try again.



Katsuki: If you're happy and maintain a healthy lifestyle, clap your hands!


Class 1-A:


Katsuki, putting his hands on his hips and putting out his bottom lip: Ok, now I'm disappointed in all of us.



Waiter: What do you want?


Shoto: For my husband to act like an adult.


Waiter, sweating: I- I mean from the menu.


Katsuki throwing his up in the air: Dinosaur chicken nuggets!



Katsuki: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.


Aizawa: Weren't you with Todoroki?


Shoto: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.



Shigaraki: I've brought you here to play the deadliest game-


Katsuki: KNIFE MONOPOLY!


Shigaraki:


Shigaraki: I was actually going to train you to become a villain but now I'm more interested in this "Knife Monopoly".



Endeavor: You two weren't that bad in training today.


Katsuki: Thank you sir!


Endeavor: Don't call me sir.


Shoto: Ok ma'am.



Katsuki: Stay away from Deku.


Shigaraki: Oh? You're so short. What're you gonna do, kick me in the ankle?


Later that day...


Toga: Why's Shiggy crying?


Dabi, taking a sip of his water: Small boom boom kid kicked him really hard in the ankle.



Katsuki: I panic when people compliment me.


Katsuki: Like, what am I ment to say??


Later That Day...


Shoto: Good job in training today Bakugou.


Katsuki, panicking: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!



Katsuki, on the phone: Shigaraki, remember that time you told me Santa wasn't real?


Katsuki: Well jokes on you, I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here.



Aizawa: I would love it if you would all stop breaking the law.


Katsuki: Listen, we're a family, but just to be clear, *points at Shoto, Tenya and Izuku* they're the ones who did it.



Kurogiri: Where are you going?


Katsuki: To get ice cream!


Toga: To commit murder!


Dabi: We'll decide when we get there.



Shigaraki: You better have a good explanation for this.


Eijirou: Actually, we have three!


Katsuki: Pick your favorite!!



Katsuki: I can't go, stress is bad for the baby.


Shoto: What baby?!


Katsuki, putting out his bottom lip: Me.



Shoto: You're so short, what can you see down there?


Katsuki: Everyone's IQ.



Endeavor: You're very mature for your age.


Katsuki: Thanks, it's the trauma.



Katsuki: Y'know, I never considered you a rival.


Shoto: I never considered you at all.


Katsuki: >:'0



Midoriya: Hey! I didn't kill anyone today!


Katsuki: What do you want? A gold star?!



Midoriya: DIE!


Katsuki: uno reverse card.


Midoriya: Did you just fucking say uno reverse card out loud?



Shoto: I think it's nice that Bakugou feels comfortable enough to sleep with us around.


Mina: He looks so peaceful.


Midoriya taking out a sharpie: And vulnerable.



Katsuki: So what do you see when you look at me?


Midoriya: Well, actually it's a mixed feeling between I want to kiss you and I want to punch you.



Midoriya: Don't correct me.


Katsuki + Shoto: Don't be wrong.



Alrighty! That's enough for this! Remember, this is a TodoBaku book, so my request are open at the time! Another thing, in this universe the roles are switched for Izuku and Katsuki (If I remember correctly that's how they were supposed to act)! The photo isn't mine btw!


So, comment down a request! I'm always open up for more ideas!!


Thanks for reading!❤🧡


Don't forget to stay safe!🏳‍🌈❤

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