Anything You Can Do

Listen to the song while reading this. It'll be funnier😂😋😊
Something funny between Zelara and Kanan.


"Anything you can do I can do better," Zelara said.


"Hah!" Kanan scoffed.


"I can do anything better than you."


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can."


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can."


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can, yes, I can!"


(Cue the music)


"Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you," Kanan said.


"No, you're not," Zelara said.


"Yes, I am."


"No, you're not."


"Yes, I am."


"No, you're not!"


"Yes, I am, yes I am!"


Zelara glared at Kanan.


"I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge," Kanan said.


"I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow," Zelara said.


"I can live on bread and cheese."


"And only on that?"


"Yep."


"So can a Lothrat..."


Kanan looked up in surprise.


"Any note you can sing I can sing higher," Kanan said.


"I can sing any note higher than you," Zelara said.


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can."


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can."


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can."


"No, you can't!"


"Yes, I... CAN!"


Kanan was taken by surprise.


"How do you sing that high?" he asked.


"I'm a girl!" Zelara said.


Kanan was about to say something but didn't.


"Anything you can say I can say softer," Kanan said.


"I can say anything softer than you," Zelara said.


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can."


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can."


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can, YES I CAN!"


The sudden outburst startled Kanan.


"I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker," Kanan said.


"I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker," Zelara said.


"I can open any safe."


"Without being caught?"


"You bet."


"That's what I thought, you crook..."


Kanan looked at Zelara, offended.


"Any note you can hold I can hold longer," Kanan said.


"I can hold any note longer than you," Zelara said.


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can."


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can."


"No, you can't."


"Yes I can, yes I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~can..."


Kanan smiled a little.


"Yes, you can!" Kanan said.


Zelara took in the much-needed air.


"Where'd you keep all that air?" Kanan asked.


"Nhh..." Zelara responded.


"Oh..."


An awkward silence fell between them.


"Anything you can say I can say faster," Kanan said.


"I can say anything faster than you," Zelara said.


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can."


"No, you can't."


"Yes, I can."


"No, you can't!"


"Yes, I can!"


The two veteran Jedi glared at one another.


"I can jump a hurdle," Kanan said.


"I can wear a girdle," Zelara said.


"I can knit a sweater."


"I can fill it better."


"I can do most anything."


"Can you bake a pie?"


"No..."


"Neither can I..."


The two looked at each other in surprise.


"Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter." Kanan said.


"I can sing anything sweeter than you." Zelara said.


Kanan then flashed a cheeky grin.


"No, you can't~" Kanan said.


"Yes, I can~" Zelara said.


"No, you can't~"


"Yes, I can~"


"No, you can't~"


"Yes, I can~"


"No, you can't~"


"Oh yes, I can~"


"No, you can't, can't, CAN'T!"


"Yes, I can, can, CAN!"


"No, you... CAN'T~~~~~~~!"
"Yes, I... CAN~~~~~~~!"


Hey everyone! Hope you enjoyed this little part. I was laughing when I was writing this. Hope you were too.


Who do YOU think won?


The next part is going to be a continuation of "Reliving the Moment", so be ready. May the Force be with You!


💎DiamondJedi18

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