Harry Potter: Facebook Messages [The Wattys 2015]

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Funny Harry Potter Facebook messages!!! Super funny! If you are a Twilight fan you can take a laugh, read this!!! If you are a Twilight fan you can't...um... Well to continue with the description, have fun and take a laugh. Don't forget to tell me if you like it, how I can improve, and what you suggest! (I don't own any of the Harry Potter names, characters, spells, etc.)

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- Last updated at 17:11 15-11-2015

1. Harry Potter: Facebook Messages (09-10-2014 02:53)

2. Awkward Romance Moments (17-01-2014 02:52)

3. Horcruxes (17-01-2014 17:04)

4. What Do Say When You Answer the Phone? (17-01-2014 17:21)

5. Oh, Ronald! (17-01-2014 22:34)

6. Draco's Comebacks and Imaturity of Harry and Voldemort (18-01-2014 13:29)

7. Muggle Sayings (19-01-2014 17:58)

8. Odd Questions (20-01-2014 00:41)

9. Exam Grades (22-01-2014 02:22)

10. Voldemort's Plan for Cedric (23-01-2014 01:45)

11. Professor Trawlney's Predictions (24-01-2014 01:14)

12. The TroubleTwins (24-01-2014 01:40)

13. He Did It! (25-01-2014 15:43)

14. Idiots (27-01-2014 22:26)

15. Crushes (29-01-2014 02:01)

16. The Love Potion and The Lovers (01-02-2014 03:34)

17. Detention With Professor Umbridge (05-02-2014 03:09)

18. Noses (06-02-2014 01:37)

19. The Bieber (06-02-2014 01:46)

20. Hermione's Life Lesson #1: How to Boss Around Your Boyfriend (06-02-2014 02:23)

21. Hermione's Life Lesson #2: How to Prank Your Boyfriend on Facebook Messages (07-02-2014 02:47)

22. Cookies (08-02-2014 02:15)

23. Edward Cullen (08-02-2014 16:29)

24. The Tale of The Three Brothers (08-02-2014 18:47)

25. Ms. Know-it-All (09-02-2014 16:33)

26. Voldemort's Single Good Side (09-02-2014 17:13)

27. Muggle Songs (13-02-2014 01:28)

28. Dumbledore's Idea (14-02-2014 05:28)

29. Hermione's Life Lesson #3: How to Flirt (16-02-2014 02:07)

30. Merlin's Law (17-02-2014 17:03)

31. Twilight vs. Harry Potter (19-02-2014 02:55)

32. Quidditch Problems (21-02-2014 00:55)

33. He's a Keeper (23-02-2014 04:11)

34. Draco & Hermione (23-02-2014 16:36)

35. Hermione vs. Bella (25-02-2014 02:24)

36. Talking to the Enemy (25-02-2014 02:40)

37. Ron Weasley's Dilemma (26-02-2014 03:04)

38. Harry's Plans for the Weekend (26-02-2014 23:26)

39. That's Just My Swagger (26-02-2014 23:34)

40. How to Annoy Severus Snape (02-03-2014 00:13)

41. The Difference (02-03-2014 20:13)

42. To Change Fate (05-03-2014 02:50)

43. You Just Got Owned... (08-03-2014 14:09)

44. Muggles vrs. Witches/Wizards (10-03-2014 21:49)

45. Electricity (16-03-2014 14:47)

46. That Awkward Moment (24-03-2014 02:13)

47. Another Famous Quote from Dumbledore (15-04-2014 22:47)

48. Concussion (16-04-2014 22:19)

49. Hermione 2.0 (23-04-2014 02:10)

50. Random Jokes and Burns (25-04-2014 21:44)

51. Harry Potter Is So Cool (28-04-2014 02:31)

52. Stupid Vampires and Brain Scans (30-04-2014 02:59)

53. Nose or No Nose (03-05-2014 05:38)

54. I'm A Fairy Princess (04-05-2014 19:21)

55. Harry and Ginny: Another Unsuccesful Flirting Episode (06-05-2014 02:59)

56. The Two Bellas (07-05-2014 20:44)

57. The Ginger Twins' Mistake (11-05-2014 14:44)

58. Voldemort Is Sick (12-05-2014 23:22)

59. Sirius and Harry vrs. Draco and His Posse (14-05-2014 02:19)

60. Fat (14-05-2014 21:19)

61. Dumbledore Doesn't Care (15-05-2014 21:31)

62. Harry Potter vs. Twilight (17-05-2014 22:26)

63. Hermione's Favorite Movie (18-05-2014 11:54)

64. Truth or Dare (21-05-2014 03:14)

65. Perfume (24-05-2014 01:05)

66. Cedric Meets Edward (26-05-2014 14:48)

67. Unsuccesful Plans (+ Preview of The Love Of My Life) (28-05-2014 15:33)

68. Explainations (30-05-2014 22:18)

69. Awkward Moments and Monsters (01-06-2014 17:05)

70. Acting Stupid (01-06-2014 17:05)

71. ? (04-06-2014 15:30)

72. Truth or Dare 2! (08-06-2014 17:24)

73. Harry Potter's Guide to Living a Healthy Life (10-06-2014 02:01)

74. Hermione's Professional Help (15-06-2014 22:18)

75. Hair Color (17-06-2014 00:56)

76. Watching Our First Movie (21-06-2014 00:44)

77. Muggles: The Worst Ones (26-06-2014 03:32)

78. Meet the Actors and Actressess (28-06-2014 22:01)

79. The Granger Entourage (06-07-2014 00:24)

80. Aliens from Planet D-67495 (10-07-2014 03:37)

81. Since When? (12-07-2014 14:53)

82. Tears (20-07-2014 15:47)

83. Gingers (20-07-2014 20:00)

84. Eavesdropping on People with Pathetic Love Lives (23-07-2014 20:46)

85. Truth Serum (01-08-2014 03:13)

86. I'm Not Stupid (01-08-2014 14:18)

87. Sparkle (07-08-2014 03:59)

88. Computer Chips (11-08-2014 19:02)

89. What Keeps Me Young (13-08-2014 23:51)

90. Nothing is Something (20-08-2014 00:25)

91. Where Are Your Manners??? (20-08-2014 00:35)

92. Fool (30-08-2014 02:54)

93. Drarry (31-08-2014 16:57)

94. A Harry Potter Mystery (03-09-2014 21:42)

95. That Story... (06-09-2014 01:54)

96. Rose and Hugo (10-09-2014 00:58)

97. Albus, Lily, and James (10-09-2014 01:11)

98. London? (01-10-2014 00:12)

99. Blonde Moments (22-10-2014 11:36)

100. On Crack (18+) (16-11-2014 03:26)

101. Rejections and Burns (15-01-2015 04:10)

102. Clever, Not Funny (09-02-2015 03:31)

103. You Know It's True (24-06-2015 23:57)

104. "Netflix & Chill" (04-10-2015 03:53)

105. Instaowl and Snapechat (15-11-2015 17:11)

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