Usernames:

LightningScar - Harry
TheSmart1 - Hermione
RedHeaded - Ron
SecretAdmirer - Ginny
TroubleTwin1 - Fred
TroubleTwin2 - George
EmeraldHat - Professor McGonagall
DarkDeciever - Snape
OldnWise - Dumbledore
HerbologyMaster - Neville
QuibblerGirl - Luna
FreeElf - Dobby
BlackPaw - Sirius
BlondeSwag - Draco
NoNoses - Voldemort
HeartVoldy - Bellatrix
BestFollower - Lucius
ThePhysic - Professor Trawlney
TheBlackRaven - Cho Chang
SecretnSingle - Ramilda Vaine
PinkMeow - Professor Umbridge
SweetnCaring - Lily Potter
HateSnape - James Potter
DazzlenSparkle - Edward Cullen
CupcakeLovar1 - Goyle
CupcakeLovar2 - Crabbe
TwilightWriter - Stephanie Meyers
MustHaveBF - Bella Swan
HPAuthor - J.K. Rowling
Hufflepuffis#1 - Cedric Diggory
MommaWeasley - Mrs. Weasley
MuggleEnthusiest - Mr. Weasley
MagikalCreturs - Hagrid
MagikGirl - Muggle Girl #1 (Alexandria)
MagikBoy - Muggle Boy #1 (Alexander)
Magikis4Realz - Muggle Girl #2 (Maria)
RealMagik - Muggle Boy #2 (Danny)

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[SecretAdmirer has joined the chat]

TheSmart1: Hey, where's Harry?

RedHeaded: I don't know.

TheSmart1: Out of all the things you don't know, you don't know where your best friend is on a Saturday afternoon at a time where we all usually talk on Facebook?

RedHeaded: ...

SecretAdmirer: Well, you know that prestigious Seeker award that Harry could get?

TheSmart1: Yea.

RedHeaded: Uh...yyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

TheSmart1: *sigh*

SecretAdmirer to TheSmart1: I apologize for my brother's stupidity.

TheSmart1 to SecretAdmirer: It's okay...

SecretAdmirer: Well, he's there, at the convention about to find out if he won it.

TheSmart1: That's great!

RedHeaded: Yea!

TheSmart1: I remember the first time that we met Harry... *dreamy*

SecretAdmirer: Yea... *dreamy*

RedHeaded: Me too. We met in King's Cross Station and on the train, we stuffed our faces with Bertie Bots and stuff.

TheSmart1: Oh Ronald! *sigh*

RedHeaded: What? That's literally what happened.

SecretAdmirer: How would we describe Harry?

TheSmart1: Well, when I first think of him, I somehow think of Quidditch.

RedHeaded: Same here.

SecretAdmirer: I agree.

[OldnWise has joined the chat]

OldnWise: Good afternoon everyone. What are you talking about?

SecretAdmirer: How we would describe Harry.

RedHeaded: We said Quidditch.

TheSmart1: What would you say Professor?

OldnWise: I think I would describe him as a Horcrux hunter.

OldnWise: Well, I'll see you all at dinner. Bye!

TheSmart1: See you then, Professor!

[OldnWise has left the chat]
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BlondeSwag: I think Potter is filthy little back-stabbing Half-Blood!

TheSmart1: What are you? The never-hugged pale emo who can't make his own decisions about becoming a Death Eater or not?

RedHeaded: Oh!

SecretAdmirer: You just got pwned!!!

BlondeSwag: :p

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DarkDeceiver: Malfoy...what are you doing at this hour on the Gryffindor Facebook page?

BlondeSwag: We were talking about good things about Potter.

DarkDeceiver: You just called him a "filthy little back-stabbing Half-Blood".

BlondeSwag: ...

DarkDeceiver: Then you said this symbol in!

TheSmart1: Professor, it's a "cole" and the letter "p".

DarkDeceiver: Yes, I know everything about "Cole" and "P".

RedHeaded: Ha ha ha!!!

SecretAdmirer: LOL!!!

TheSmart1: ROFL!!!

BlondeSwag: LOL!!!

DarkDeceiver: What? I just said "Cole" and "P". What's wrong with that?

SecretAdmirer: Ha ha ha!!!

TheSmart1: LOL!!!

RedHeaded: Stop it Professor! LOL!!! You're killing me!!!

BlondeSwag: OMG! OMG!!!

DarkDeceiver: That's it! 50 points from Gryffindor and Slytherin!

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LightningScar: Hey guys what're you all - WHY IS MALFOY ON OUR FACEBOOK CHAT?!?!

BlondeSwag: We were just laughing at Professor Snape's joke!

[BlondeSwag has been kicked off the chat by LightningScar]

LightningScar: What the bloody hell just happened here?!?!

RedHeaded: Read the chat...it's hilarious!!!

SecretAdmirer: Yea!

TheSmart1: LOL!!!

LightningScar: You guys didn't know where I was a half hour ago??? I was talking about it all week!

RedHeaded: Sorry...

SecretAdmirer: I had to tell them sweetie. Just keep reading. It gets good.

TheSmart1: Oh yea!

LightningScar: You guys think of Quidditch when you think of me?

LightningScar: Professor Dumbledore thinks I'm a Horcrux Hunter?

LightningScar: Draco called me a "filthy back-stabbing Half-Blood"?

LightningScar: Professor Snape said "Cole" and the letter "P" making it sound like something else?

LightningScar: Okay...

TheSmart1: What, it's not funny?

SecretAdmirer: Not at all?

RedHeaded: Not at all???

LightningScar: What? No!

TheSmart1: Oh!

SecretAdmirer: Good.

--5 Minutes Later--

LightningScar: LOL!!!

RedHeaded: OMG! OMG!

TheSmart1: ROFL!!!

SecretAdmirer: Ha ha ha!!!

--On another chat room--

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[TwilightWriter has joined the chat]

DazzlenSparkle: Those Potterheads are sooo stupid.

MustHaveBF: Yea, they'd laugh at anything!

DazzlenSparkle: We only laugh at mature jokes.

TwilightWriter: Hey guys! Look at this! It's a GIF of a "Cole" and the letter "P" and a person named "Cole" and "pee"!

DazzlenSparkle: LOL!!!

MustHaveBF: That's pure gold of laughter!

TwilightWriter: I know right? Here's another one!