Stupid Vampires and Brain Scans

Usernames:


LightningScar - Harry
TheSmart1 - Hermione
RedHeaded - Ron
SecretAdmirer - Ginny
TroubleTwin1 - Fred
TroubleTwin2 - George
EmeraldHat - Professor McGonagall
DarkDeciever - Snape
OldnWise - Dumbledore
HerbologyMaster - Neville
QuibblerGirl - Luna
FreeElf - Dobby
BlackPaw - Sirius
BlondeSwag - Draco
NoNoses - Voldemort
HeartVoldy - Bellatrix
BestFollower - Lucius
ThePhysic - Professor Trawlney
TheBlackRaven - Cho Chang
SecretnSingle - Ramilda Vaine
PinkMeow - Professor Umbridge
SweetnCaring - Lily Potter
HateSnape - James Potter
DazzlenSparkle - Edward Cullen
CupcakeLovar1 - Goyle
CupcakeLovar2 - Crabbe
TwilightWriter - Stephanie Meyers
MustHaveBF - Bella Swan
HPAuthor - J.K. Rowling
Hufflepuffis#1 - Cedric Diggory
MommaWeasley - Mrs. Weasley
MuggleEnthusiest - Mr. Weasley
MagikalCreturs - Hagrid
MagikGirl - Muggle Girl #1 (Alexandria)
MagikBoy - Muggle Boy #1 (Alexander)
Magikis4Realz - Muggle Girl #2 (Maria)
RealMagik - Muggle Boy #2 (Danny)


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[LightningScar has joined the chat]
[TheSmart1 has joined the chat]
[RedHeaded has joined the chat]


LightningScar: I just realized something!


TheSmart1: What?


LightningScar: I know why vampires are so stupid!


TheSmart1: Why?


RedHeaded: Wait, does a vampire turn into a wolf creature when it's a full moon?


TheSmart1: Shut up, Ron.


LightningScar: Well, vampires constantly drink blood, because it has oxygen in it, right?"


TheSmart1: Yea.


RedHeaded: Really?


LightningScar: Well, obviously, vampires don't get enough oxygen to think right! That's why they're so stupid and have to drink so much blood!


[DazzlenSparkle has joined the chat]


DazzlenSparkle: That's not true!


LightningScar: Why?


DazzlenSparkle: Because I like teddy bears!


TheSmart1: What?


RedHeaded: What?


DazzlenSparkle: My hair is spikey.


LightningScar: ...


TheSmart1: ...


RedHeaded: ...


[DazzlenSparkle has been kicked off the chat by LightningScar]


LightningScar: Ah, that's better!


TheSmart1: Yea!


RedHeaded: Yea, that guy needs to get a brain scan or something.


TheSmart1: Like someone I know...


LightningScar: I think Edward and you need A LOT more oxygen...


RedHeaded: Hey, I don't need a brain scan!


TheSmart1: ...


LightningScar: ...


RedHeaded: My folks at home make me get one every month!


TheSmart1: Gee...I wonder why...

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