Usernames:

LightningScar - Harry
TheSmart1 - Hermione
RedHeaded - Ron
SecretAdmirer - Ginny
TroubleTwin1 - Fred
TroubleTwin2 - George
EmeraldHat - Professor McGonagall
DarkDeciever - Snape
OldnWise - Dumbledore
HerbologyMaster - Neville
QuibblerGirl - Luna
FreeElf - Dobby
BlackPaw - Sirius
BlondeSwag - Draco
NoNoses - Voldemort
HeartVoldy - Bellatrix
BestFollower - Lucius
ThePhysic - Professor Trawlney
TheBlackRaven - Cho Chang
SecretnSingle - Ramilda Vaine
PinkMeow - Professor Umbridge
SweetnCaring - Lily Potter
HateSnape - James Potter
DazzlenSparkle - Edward Cullen
CupcakeLovar1 - Goyle
CupcakeLovar2 - Crabbe
TwilightWriter - Stephanie Meyers
MustHaveBF - Bella Swan
HPAuthor - J.K. Rowling
Hufflepuffis#1 - Cedric Diggory

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NoNoses: Why do you live???

LightningScar: Because! I've got something worth fighting for!

NoNoses: What?

LightningScar: NOSES!!!

NoNoses: ...

--1 Month Later--

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HerbologyMaster: Blimey, Harry!

QuibblerGirl: ...

RedHeaded: Bloody hell!

TheSmart1: No way...

SecretAdmirer: Is this a joke?

WisenOld: ...

EmeraldHat: ...

TheBlackRaven: ...

DarkDeceiver: Did you really say that?

LightningScar: Yea!

DarkDeceiver: LOL!!!

LightningScar: Any other questions?

DarkDeceiver: Yes!

SecretAdmirer: What?

HerbologyMaster: What?

TheSmart1: What?

RedHeaded: What?

TheBlackRaven: What?

WisenOld: What?

EmeraldHat: What?

QuibblerGirl: What?

LightningScar: Okay, what is it?

DarkDeceiver: Will you allow me to adopt you as my son?

LightningScar: Um...