Hermione's Professional Help

Usernames:


LightningScar - Harry
TheSmart1 - Hermione
RedHeaded - Ron
SecretAdmirer - Ginny
TroubleTwin1 - Fred
TroubleTwin2 - George
EmeraldHat - Professor McGonagall
DarkDeciever - Snape
OldnWise - Dumbledore
HerbologyMaster - Neville
QuibblerGirl - Luna
FreeElf - Dobby
BlackPaw - Sirius
BlondeSwag - Draco
NoNoses - Voldemort
HeartVoldy - Bellatrix
BestFollower - Lucius
ThePhysic - Professor Trawlney
TheBlackRaven - Cho Chang
SecretnSingle - Ramilda Vaine
PinkMeow - Professor Umbridge
SweetnCaring - Lily Potter
HateSnape - James Potter
DazzlenSparkle - Edward Cullen
CupcakeLovar1 - Goyle
CupcakeLovar2 - Crabbe
TwilightWriter - Stephanie Meyers
MustHaveBF - Bella Swan
HPAuthor - J.K. Rowling
Hufflepuffis#1 - Cedric Diggory
MommaWeasley - Mrs. Weasley
MuggleEnthusiest - Mr. Weasley
MagikalCreturs - Hagrid
MagikGirl - Muggle Girl #1 (Alexandria)
MagikBoy - Muggle Boy #1 (Alexander)
Magikis4Realz - Muggle Girl #2 (Maria)
RealMagik - Muggle Boy #2 (Danny)


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LightningScar: Where's Hermione?


SecretAdmirer: I don't know.


RedHeaded: She's at a beauty parlor.


LightningScar: What? Hermione's not one of those people who cares about her physical appearance.


SecretAdmirer: I know, she looks great naturally. Ron...you must really not know what will happen.


LightningScar: AND NOW YOU'RE LETTING HER GET PROFESSIONAL HELP?!?! Wow...


RedHeaded: What? What's going to happen?


SecretAdmirer: Well, Hermione's already gorgeous! Don't you think Ronald?


RedHeaded: Uh...yea! By the way, when did you start calling me by my full first name?


SecretAdmirer: Doesn't matter! You just walked into the AFTER CYCLE.


RedHeaded: And that is...


LightningScar: Okay...so we all agree that Hermione looks brilliant without help. Well now, she's getting PROFESSIONAL help - note, I said professional. When she walks out of that beauty parlor, she's going to look 100 TIMES BETTER.


RedHeaded: I like the looks of that!


LightningScar: Not for long mate! First, she's going to start hanging out with better-looking guys. Then, she's going to dump you. Lastly, she's going to date another person.


RedHeaded: What? She is going into that beauty parlor and she's going to come out HIDEOUS!


SecretAdmirer: ...


LightningScar: ...


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TheSmart1: Hey guys! Like my new hair do?


LightningScar: 0.0


RedHeaded: 0.0


SecretAdmirer: 0.0


BlondeSwag: Holy...


RedHeaded: It's...it's...


TheSmart1: Somebody say something!


RedHeaded: It's like a Firebolt...


TheSmart1: What?


BlondeSwag: Let me translate, you're a babe. Wanna go out?


LightningScar: Ron, welcome to the After Cycle!

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