Usernames:

LightningScar - Harry
TheSmart1 - Hermione
RedHeaded - Ron
SecretAdmirer - Ginny
TroubleTwin1 - Fred
TroubleTwin2 - George
EmeraldHat - Professor McGonagall
DarkDeciever - Snape
OldnWise - Dumbledore
HerbologyMaster - Neville
QuibblerGirl - Luna
FreeElf - Dobby
BlackPaw - Sirius
BlondeSwag - Draco
NoNoses - Voldemort
HeartVoldy - Bellatrix
BestFollower - Lucius
ThePhysic - Professor Trawlney
TheBlackRaven - Cho Chang
SecretnSingle - Ramilda Vaine
PinkMeow - Professor Umbridge
SweetnCaring - Lily Potter
HateSnape - James Potter
DazzlenSparkle - Edward Cullen
CupcakeLovar1 - Goyle
CupcakeLovar2 - Crabbe
TwilightWriter - Stephanie Meyers
MustHaveBF - Bella Swan
HPAuthor - J.K. Rowling
Hufflepuffis#1 - Cedric Diggory
MommaWeasley - Mrs. Weasley
MuggleEnthusiest - Mr. Weasley
MagikalCreturs - Hagrid
MagikGirl - Muggle Girl #1 (Alexandria)
MagikBoy - Muggle Boy #1 (Alexander)
Magikis4Realz - Muggle Girl #2 (Maria)
RealMagik - Muggle Boy #2 (Danny)
h8twizardz - Uncle Vernon
DaBigD - Dudley Dursley
EmWatson - Emma Watson
GrintnBearIt - Rupert Grint
DanRadcliffe - Daniel Radcliffe
RattyToes - Peter Pettigrew
TheSmartRose - Rose Weasley
TheKingWezley - Hugo Weasley
PadfootnProngs - James Potter
HalfBloodWand - Albus Potter
GingetteGirl - Lily Potter
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TheSmart1: I've got a really funny joke!
LightningScar: Oh...
SecretAdmirer: Oh...
TheSmart1: What?
RedHeaded: Hermione, I'm going to tell you this straightforward...your jokes aren't really funny...
TheSmart1: Oh come on! I can be funny!
SecretAdmirer: Hermione, your definition of "funny" is different than the entire world's.
TheSmart1: Come on! Harry, do you think I'm funny?
LightningScar: Um...do you want me to tell you what you want to hear or what I think?
TheSmart1: *sigh and scold*
RedHeaded: Fine! Go ahead and tell your joke!
TheSmart1: Okay, so, why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
SecretAdmirer and LightningScar and RedHeaded: We don't know, why? *spoken monotonously*
TheSmart1: So you'll never know which side he's on! *laughing*
LightningScar: Hermione, that's a clever joke, but it's not funny...
TheSmart1: Oh come on!
RedHeaded: Hermione, it's not that funny! You're very clever! Not funny...
SecretAdmirer: *nodding in agreement*
TheSmart1: Seriously? Come on, I'm funny!
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TheSmart1: Harry, let's think rationally, I'm funny, right?
LightningScar: I'm sorry Hermione, but I must not tell lies.