Hello, hello everyone. This is my official apology for not posting chapter 20 yet, I still haven't gotten the files from my computer back (my dad said he can do it but he's been really busy) also, the week before christmas I got covid! That sucked! I am way better now but I haven't been able to write anything for the moment, so I just compiled a bunch of incorrect quotes (from Tumblr and like three others I came up with) so you can (hopefully) laugh.

Again I'm so sorry for not updating yet, I am currently working on chapter 21 even tho I haven't finished writing chapter 20 so I can update a little faster once I finish it.

Anyways, enjoy. (I was gonna delete the numbers but I'm too lazy)

1)

Jay: *accidentally brushes Jaeyun's hand with his own*

Jaeyun: 

Jaeyun: *aggressively holds Jay's hand*

Jaeyun, under her breath to Jay: Fucking commit to it.

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2)

Yua: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Jaeyun: bold of you to assume I was even held

Yua:

Raon:

Mari:

Nara: 😧

Yua: Jaeyun, we've talked about this

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3)

Yua: What time is it?

Jaeyun: I don't know, pass me that guitar and we'll find out. 

Jaeyun: *Plays the guitar loudly and extremely out of tune* 

Raon: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE GUITAR AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Jaeyun: It's 2 am.

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4)

Jaeyun: i have decided that i am in fact a snack, people are just not hungry.

Jay, under his breath: I'm fucking starving. 

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5)

Jaeyun: I like your blonde hair

Jay: of course you do *wiggles eyebrows*

Jaeyun: sometimes I regret giving you compliments

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6)

Raon: is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Jaeyun: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Nara: smad.

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7)

Yua: who traumatized you?

Jaeyun: do you want a list?

Yua:

Raon: *grabs a knife* ya actually

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8)

Jaeyun: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Yua: But are you shuffling?

Jaeyun: Everyday.

Jay: What language are you two speaking??

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9)

Jaeyun: thank you for not saying i told you so this time

Raon: when you're as right as i am you don't have to say it anymore

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10)

Jaeyun: *running towards Jay with open arms*

Jay: *moves out of the way*

Jaeyun: Hey, why'd you move?!

Jay: I thought you were going to attack me.

Jaeyun: I was going to hug you!

Jay: Why would you hug me?

Jaeyun: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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11)

Jaeyun: do you think when butterflies are in love, that they feel humans in their stomach?

Jay: Jaeyun, darling, honey, love of my life. What the FUCK?

Jaeyun: ...

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12)

Jaeyun during interviews in USA: ugh, gringos

Jaeyun with Jay: 🥰 gringo

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13)

Jaeyun: That's ridiculous, Jay doesn't have a crush on me. 

Jake: Yes he does.

Yua: Yes he does.

Jay: Yes I do.

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14)

Jaeyun: Bro-

Jay: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Jay: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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15)

Jaeyun: is that seat taken?

Jay: that's my lap?

Jaeyun: I know. You still haven't answered my question

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16)

[Jaeyun about to do something she shouldn't do]

Mari: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Jaeyun: I can do whatever the fuck I want.

Mari: Okay

Mari: *pulling her phone out* I'm calling Raon eonni...

Jaeyun: no, no, no, WAIT-

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17)

Jaeyun: I hate you. 

Jay: According to this picture i drew of us holding hands that must be untrue

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18)

Raon: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Jaeyun: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Raon: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Jaeyun: But I heard a siren.

Raon: That was Yua.

Yua: Sorry, I got nervous.

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19)

Jaeyun: I want to kiss you.

Jay, not paying attention: What?

Jaeyun: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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20)

Yua: I told Mari her ears turn red when she lies

Jaeyun: Do they?

Yua: No.

Raon: Then why did you tell her that?

Yua: Because now I can do this!

Yua: Hey, Mari! Do you love us?

Mari, with her hands covering her ears: No.

That's all for today, see you next update (again, sorry)

Also, if you guys have any questions about the story leave them here and I'll answer them (no spoilers obviously) I hope I don't regret this