Hello, hello everyone. This is my official apology for not posting chapter 20 yet, I still haven't gotten the files from my computer back (my dad said he can do it but he's been really busy) also, the week before christmas I got covid! That sucked! I am way better now but I haven't been able to write anything for the moment, so I just compiled a bunch of incorrect quotes (from Tumblr and like three others I came up with) so you can (hopefully) laugh.
Again I'm so sorry for not updating yet, I am currently working on chapter 21 even tho I haven't finished writing chapter 20 so I can update a little faster once I finish it.
Anyways, enjoy. (I was gonna delete the numbers but I'm too lazy)
1)
Jay: *accidentally brushes Jaeyun's hand with his own*
Jaeyun:
Jaeyun: *aggressively holds Jay's hand*
Jaeyun, under her breath to Jay: Fucking commit to it.
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2)
Yua: were you dropped on your head as a child?
Jaeyun: bold of you to assume I was even held
Yua:
Raon:
Mari:
Nara: 😧
Yua: Jaeyun, we've talked about this
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3)
Yua: What time is it?
Jaeyun: I don't know, pass me that guitar and we'll find out.
Jaeyun: *Plays the guitar loudly and extremely out of tune*
Raon: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE GUITAR AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Jaeyun: It's 2 am.
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4)
Jaeyun: i have decided that i am in fact a snack, people are just not hungry.
Jay, under his breath: I'm fucking starving.
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5)
Jaeyun: I like your blonde hair
Jay: of course you do *wiggles eyebrows*
Jaeyun: sometimes I regret giving you compliments
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6)
Raon: is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Jaeyun: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Nara: smad.
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7)
Yua: who traumatized you?
Jaeyun: do you want a list?
Yua:
Raon: *grabs a knife* ya actually
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8)
Jaeyun: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Yua: But are you shuffling?
Jaeyun: Everyday.
Jay: What language are you two speaking??
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9)
Jaeyun: thank you for not saying i told you so this time
Raon: when you're as right as i am you don't have to say it anymore
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10)
Jaeyun: *running towards Jay with open arms*
Jay: *moves out of the way*
Jaeyun: Hey, why'd you move?!
Jay: I thought you were going to attack me.
Jaeyun: I was going to hug you!
Jay: Why would you hug me?
Jaeyun: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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11)
Jaeyun: do you think when butterflies are in love, that they feel humans in their stomach?
Jay: Jaeyun, darling, honey, love of my life. What the FUCK?
Jaeyun: ...
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12)
Jaeyun during interviews in USA: ugh, gringos
Jaeyun with Jay: 🥰 gringo
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13)
Jaeyun: That's ridiculous, Jay doesn't have a crush on me.
Jake: Yes he does.
Yua: Yes he does.
Jay: Yes I do.
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14)
Jaeyun: Bro-
Jay: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Jay: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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15)
Jaeyun: is that seat taken?
Jay: that's my lap?
Jaeyun: I know. You still haven't answered my question
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16)
[Jaeyun about to do something she shouldn't do]
Mari: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Jaeyun: I can do whatever the fuck I want.
Mari: Okay
Mari: *pulling her phone out* I'm calling Raon eonni...
Jaeyun: no, no, no, WAIT-
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17)
Jaeyun: I hate you.
Jay: According to this picture i drew of us holding hands that must be untrue
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18)
Raon: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Jaeyun: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Raon: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Jaeyun: But I heard a siren.
Raon: That was Yua.
Yua: Sorry, I got nervous.
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19)
Jaeyun: I want to kiss you.
Jay, not paying attention: What?
Jaeyun: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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20)
Yua: I told Mari her ears turn red when she lies
Jaeyun: Do they?
Yua: No.
Raon: Then why did you tell her that?
Yua: Because now I can do this!
Yua: Hey, Mari! Do you love us?
Mari, with her hands covering her ears: No.
That's all for today, see you next update (again, sorry)
Also, if you guys have any questions about the story leave them here and I'll answer them (no spoilers obviously) I hope I don't regret this