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" Hey, So we're back at it" Loki looks at them.

" Ok, What is it now?" Draco asks.

" Your Mom," Loki answers.

" Who?" Narcissa speaks up.

" You said my mom," Draco barks.

" Yes, as a matter of fact. I did" Loki nods.

" Let me guess.... Peaky Blinders" Bellatrix puts her hands on her face.

" Yes," Loki nods.

" Brilliant" Lucius rolls his eyes.

" You don't like the show?" Pansy asks.

"I just don't want to see my wife's actress make out with somebody" Lucius scoffs.

" Insecure," McGonagall whispers.

" But it's not necessarily your wife, it's just the actress" Loki says.

" I still don't care" Lucius clicks his tongue.

" I smell insecurity," Dumbledore whispers.

" Nice, I don't care" Harry turns to Loki " Anyway continue the video, we don't care what Barbie has to say"

" Right, Of course" Loki plays the video.

* The Women of Peaky Blinders*

" WOMAN" Ginny screams and claps.

" More Like Feminism" Hermione claps.

" I'm so confused" Ron looks at Harry who just shrugs.

" My Maiden name is Shelby" Polly says.

" Interesting Fact" George says.

" We already knew that" Fred looks at him.

" Nobody is saying anything so it's best that i do" George whispers to him.

" Your a Shelby Now Too Linda"

" Their sisters or in laws" Luna asks.

" I don't have a clue" Neville shrugs.

* Series of Women*

" Why do they have guns?" McGonagall raises her eyebrows.

" Well one thing for sure Muggles tend to be Violent" Snape looks away.

* Dumbledore and McGonagall mouths drop to speak but then close realizing the sensitivity of the topic*

" Sometimes Women have to take over like in the war," Polly says.

" YES MA'AM" Ginny screams.

" I mean us women are currently at war " Hermione chuckles.

" Yes, we have to defeat the dark side" McGonagall looks towards Bellatrix.

" Well, I am taking over this war with Cissy," Bellatrix cackles lightly.

" Right..." Narcissa trails off.

" It does hit in our situation... that I will never fight for" Pansy adds.

" I mean we kind of in our own ways controlling this war" Luna chimes in.

" Nobody was talking to you, Looney," Pansy scoffs.

" But she was," Ginny defends her.

" Drink your beers" Polly says.

" She just commanded them," Draco raises his eyebrow.

" Get out"

" you're still the cocks of the walk shut up and listen"

" I mean you got a Big Cock right there" Harry points.

* Draco snickers*

" And I am not talking about yours" Harry rolls his eyes.

" Excuse me" Draco gets offended.

" I said Shut up"

" Mommy" Fred whispers.

" Oh my goodness Fred" Ginny shakes her head.

" She said Shut up" Bellatrix yells before laughing.

" Welcome to the Bourgeoisie" Polly says.

* Series of women hand shaking men*

" I am guessing it's a Club" Luna says.

" You could say," Neville nods.

" What are you drinking, Ladies"

" Something," Harry sighs.

" that's what you're supposed to say"

" Well then..." Hermione trails off.

"Why should the boys have all the fun" Polly asks.

" Exactly," McGonagall sighs.

" Let the girl have fun, a girls night" Ginny whispers to Hermione who nods.

" We're too mature for Pathetic Girl nights" Bellatrix spits at them.

" Your Literally like 50" Hermione turns to them.

" Was I talking to you, Mudblood was I" Bellatrix glares at her as a soda is poured on her.

" HALLELUJAH"

" Amen" Hermione and Harry laugh.

"I don't often have to ask permission from anyone to do anything" Polly says.

" Like Mind Deception" Lucius says.

" Torture" Bellatrix adds.

" Bullying," Draco says.

" Suspensions," Dumbledore says.

" Smarts" Hermione smiles.

" Curiosity," Neville says.

" More Like Stupidity" Pansy sputters.

" May I smoke?" Arthur asks.

" No," Linda says.

" Well Damn" Ron seems surprised.

" She's doing him a favor," McGonagall says.

" Helping him not kill his lungs" Hermione says.

" Let the man smoke, sometimes we need to hit it," Draco says tiredly.

" No" Ginny answers him.

" And what do you mean by we?" Lucius asks.

" Seems like he needs to hit it," George laughs.

" I don't smoke" Draco protests.

" Seems like we need some investigations on your Purity and Lungs" Narcissa sighs.

* Woman walks*

" Ahh There's a Women"

" Isn't that the guy that wanted to smoke?" Fred points.

" I am confused if this is predatory or safe," Dumbledore says.

" Don't worry, I am thinking too" Pansy taps her chin.

" He's probably High," George suggests.

" You're right, he probably is," Fred nods.

* Series of Women crying*

" No, Why are they crying?" Harry asks.

" Men," Hermione says.

" Really" Neville raises his eyebrows.

" I actually don't know," Hermione shrugs.

"I'll deal with it but I will not behave myself" Polly says.

" YES BEAT WHOEVER ASS YOU HAVE TO BEAT" Ginny screams.

" Hypocrite. But if I beat your boyfriend's ass you'd get angry" Bellatrix tilts her head.

" Yes, I would," Ginny nods.

* Series of Women looking*

"you have to be as bad as Them above in order to survive"

" Now, That's true," Harry says.

" Yes, using expelliarmus against a killing curse" Loki sighs.

" That's different" Harry points out.

" Oh, it's not," Draco scoffs tiredly.

* Series of women fighting*

" Oh" Luna claps.

" They have every right" Ginny claps.

"I want you to look at me"

" Look at her," George and Fred says.

" That's an order," Narcissa whispers.

"I will never forgive you or accept you"

"Bellatrix" Harry coughs.

" I don't care" Bellatrix rolls her eyes.

" Honestly me either" Lucius looks away.

" That says alot" Ron sighs.

" It is a matter of Honor"

" Oh yes it is" McGonagall cracks a smile nodding.

* Series of women walking out*

" Badass" Ginny smiles.

" They are icons," Luna says.

" I can agree on that apart," Neville smiles.

" Anything anybody does would be considered iconic in a Children's eye" Snape scoffs.

" That's Gen Z for you" Loki sighs.

" He's angry he didn't get called an icon" Ginny fakes a frown.

" How is Dumbledore's murderer an Icon" Harry scoffs.

" He is in my eyes" Bellatrix winks at Snape who looks away disgusted.

" I still see you as an Icon, Severus" Dumbledore pats his back.

" That's not my point-. I don't care" Snape insists.

" I'll fight you with my fists and show you how a rich girl fights"

" Woah-" Ginny is taken back.

" She said rich girl-" Hermione chuckles.

" I can show you.. Though it's tough to be Deadly" Bellatrix chuckles.

" I can as well," Pansy smirks.

" Nobody wants that, not like you can" Ron sighs.

" With our fists though" Pansy raises her up.

" I'll start with the Mudblood" Bellatrix raises her fists as soda pours over them.

" No, Thanks," Hermione says quickly.

" Nah, We women have more sense" Polly finishes.

* Clip ends*

" Exactly, to fight each other" Hermione shakes her head.

" We're very smart" Luna says.

" But we are fighting each other," Pansy speaks up.

" You are" Draco moves his head.

" Because your Pureblood supremacists" Ginny turns around.

" Some stupid girls will fight smart girls," Ron says.

" That's True" Loki nods " Let's just move on."