requested by: kaylaperkins037

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" So, my lovelies" Loki  purrs " Were going to be watching a parody"

" What is this parody about" Harry asked.

" The Dark Lord" Loki replies in a menacing tone. 

" Please tell me more" Bellatrix leans in. 

" Their is this popular song, They just remixed it to Voldemort's lyrics" Loki says. 

" Oh" Bellatrix says disappointed. 

" Just enjoy" Loki sighs.

" Doh"

" That's me walking isn't it" Harry notices. 

" Who has more shabbier feet then that, Potter" Pansy laughed. 

" Weaselbee" Draco says. 

" Ok, correct but still" Pansy replies. 

" Harry Potter, the boy who lived. come to die" Voldemort says. 

" I mean he is clearly walking towards you" Ron shrugs. 

" AVADA KA-" 

" Nope, not in this Parody" Hermione shakes her head. 

" I disagree, Mudblood" Bellatrix says. 

"This wiz, I'm ice cold, I'm Voldemort, that white gold"

" That makeup is" Ginny starts to laugh. 

" It looks like him" Fred says. 

" That's the Important thing" George says. 

"This one for that H.P., says he hates me. But what can he do!?

" I can do many things" Harry snarls. 

" Many Things" Neville repeats. 

" Your a Child" Lucius glares at him. 

" and a Grandpa is beefing with a Child" Ginny sighs " That's more childish",

" Hold your tongue" Snape bellows. 

"Caught the kid, Boy who lived, Harry's outta luck"

" He isn't out of luck" Hermione growls. 

" This song doesn't make any sense" Ron shakes his head. 

" I think your taking the song too personally" Blaise speaks up. 

" They seriously are" Draco agrees. 

"With the Elder Wand, stop the chosen one. Maybe make a new horcrux!

" NO" Harry shouts. 

" Absolutely not" Luna states. 

"I'm too hot! (Hot Hand!). Call an Auror up to try and stop this man!"

" Basic  Aurors can't stop him" Narcissa comments. 

" We've gone so far in the war obviously not " McGonagall speaks up. 

" I'm too hot! (Hot Hand!) Make a headmaster retire man"

" I died" Dumbledore's eyes twitches. 

" He dove off the astronomy tower" Pansy says. 

" If retiring now equals murder then yea he did retire" George rolls his eyes. 

"I'm too hot! (Hot Hand!). Don't say my name, you know who I am!"

" Ok That's a cool line" Fred admits. 

" We all Know who he is " Ginny says. 

" You know wh-" 

" Voldemort" Harry scoffs " Not That hard Voldemort" 

" Didn't have to interrupt me but yes their Dark lord" Ron points over to Bellatrix in a tantrum. 

"I'm too hot! (Hot Hand!). Am I bad 'bout this curse? Avada down now!"

" Avada Kedavra" Draco whispered. 

"Albus sent ya, Hallelujah!"

" I did what now" Dumbledore is confused. 

" I don't honestly know" McGonagall stares at the screen " Great heavens" 

" For sure we know they like to mention you every time" Snape adds. 

" So Dumbledore sent me their" Harry asks. 

" Who knows what happened" Hermione says. 

"Albus sent ya, Hallelujah!" 

* Bellatrix cackles* 

" This is just getting wierd" Neville says. 

"Albus sent ya, Hallelujah!"

" I didn't send nobody" Dumbledore glares. 

"Cuz Dark Lord funk gon' give it to ya!" 

" Nope it won't" Harry shakes his head.

"Cuz Dark Lord funk gon' give it to ya!

" Yes, It will" Bellatrix shouts clapping. 

"Cuz Dark Lord funk gon' give it to ya!

" This is just rr" Hermione 

" It's Saturday night and we takin' Hogwarts!"

" Saturday night" Luna repeats. 

" The Final Battle is on a Saturday" Harry guesses looking up at Loki who ignores me. 

"Don't believe me, just watch! (Come on!)"

" That's some nice dancing" Blaise compliments. 

" Its just a bunch of side to side dancing" Ginny scoffs. 

" Its still a great dance" Draco argues. 

" a Powerful Dance" Bellatrix says. 

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" That Bellatrix looks like a Morgana" Fred says. 

" Morgana supremacy" George whispers as Fred nods. 

'Don't believe me, just watch!" 

" Were gonna watch you try to kill Harry" Hermione stares at him. 

" Try" Bellatrix scoffs " More like actually do it" 

"Don't believe me, just watch!'

" I am not watching any more traumatizing things" Harry says. 

" I agree" Ginny nods.

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" I want to watch Potter's Death" Draco giggles at the thought. 

" I'd like to watch your death again" Loki glares at him. 

" Wait, I die" Draco panics. " Answer me, Do i??"

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" DO I" Draco shouts. 

" That would be a spoiler if i confirmed who is alive or dead" Loki smiles under her cloak at him. 

" I'm gonna die, I feel it" Draco collapses into his seat. 

" She just put the thought in your head, its not true" Pansy tells him. 

" But it could be" 

" Just Chill" Blaise tells him. 

" I- "

" Your not dying on my watch" Narcissa ends the discussion. 

" What if your not on my watch-" 

" DRACO SILENCE" Lucius yells. 

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Ooooh, Stop! Wait a minute..." 

" For real, Malfoy" Ginny laughs. 

" I did stop Weasel" Draco snarls. 

"Fill my goblet, put some fire in it!" 

" Goblet of fire" Harry whispers.

"Grasp the hands, make the vow. Come on 'trix, seal this now!"

" I will, my Lord" Bellatrix blushes.

"We takin' Diagon, Knockturn, Hogsmeade, anywhere! If we show up, we gon' curse out. Badder than that Devil's Snare"

" Right because you end up killing hundreds" Harry rolls his eyes. 

" Just hope they never end up where your at" Ron smiles. 

"I'm too hot! (Hot Hand!). Call an Auror up to try and stop this man" 

" Their just gonna end up dead" Hermione shrugs.

"I'm too hot! (Hot Hand!). Make a headmaster retire, man"

" I was killed before i head the chance to retire" Dumbledore says. 

" and why does he have rolls up on his bald head" Ginny snickers. 

" Because even a bald man needs to keep his hair in check" Blaise replies. 

" Well then when do you need rolls for your hair" Ginny smiles at him. 

" Tomorrow" Blaise rolls his eyes. 

"I'm too hot! (too hot) Hot Hand! (hot hand). Witch, say my name! You know who I am!"

" Voldemort" Hermione says. 

" Your not a witch" Bellatrix growls. 

" I am" Hermione replies plainly. 

" She is" Ron backs her up. 

" Don't you argue with me" Bellatrix looks at the two. 

"I'm too hot! (Hot Hand!) Am I bad 'bout this curse? Crucio now!"

" So were just naming every unforgeable" Luna tilts her head. 

" I think so" Neville shrugs. 

"Albus sent ya, Hallelujah!" 

" Not This again" McGonagall shakes her head. 

"Albus sent ya, Hallelujah!"

" WOO" Bellatrix joins. 

" Albus sent ya, Hallelujah!" 

" Great Heavens, no I didn't" Dumbledore shook his head. 

"Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!" 

" NO" The Gryffindors yells.

"Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!"

" YES" The Slytherins yell. 

"Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!"

" This man has gone delusional" Harry says. 

"It's Saturday night, and we takin' Hogwarts. Don't believe me, just watch! (Come on!)"

" Oh my goodness" Ron rubs his foreheads. 

" I think we can confirm Death eaters can not dance" Fed chuckles. 

" Who needs dance moves when we can kill people" Bellatrix hisses. 

"As a matter of fact, yes" Lucius smiles. 

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" What is that Newspaper" Neville says. 

" Harry's dancing" Luna points out. 

" He defies the Dark Funk" Pansy snickers. 

" Ok ya now murder him" Bellatrix says. 

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" This dancing is not it" George laughs.

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" I will proudly watch" Pansy smiles.

" Your Joking" Ron stares at her. 

" Do, I look like it" Pansy stares at him

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" He's going to do it" Narcissa says. 

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" Well we are" Harry sighs. 

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Ooooh!"

" Nice music" Luna says 

"Before we leave. Imma tell Harry Potter. A lil' somethin." 

" I'm listening' Harry points his ear out. 

"Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up" 

" You mean Dark Lord fuck you up, Dark lord fuck you up" Pansy corrects his statement. 

" Don't change the dark lord's statement" Bellatrix hisses. 

'Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up"

' I'll watch him try" Harry scoffs. 

" But The Dark Lord fuck you up sounds better for a Harry Potter diss track" Ron says. 

" It does" Hermione agrees. 

" Yea but stay kid friendly" Ginny reminds them. 

"Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up" 

 " Someone teach him how to dance" Harry shakes his head as Fred and George stand up to start dancing. 

" Oh please" Lucius moves his eyes away. 

" Come on Freddie" George teases. 

" Oh Its on" Fred teases back as they continue.

"Dark Lord funk you up, Dark Lord funk you up"

" I like this song" Bellatrix snickers.

"Come on, curse! Just cast it!, If you've got the mark then blast it"

" I did' Bellatrix shouts. " Draco gets the mark too" 

"Soon, I still have a blank arm "Draco looks down at his arm. 

"In soon time" Bellatrix smiles. 

"If you're pureblood, we'll have it"

" Oh my God" Hermione shook her head. 

" But its true" Bellatrix spat her tongue out " Your a Mudblood" 

" Muggle-born" Ginny corrects " and She's well aware"

'No need to fear the dark magic!"

" Oh please their is" Neville says.

" Come on, curse! Just cast it!" 

" Its not easy, I'd like to add" McGonagall says.

" No need to fear the dark magic." 

" What can happen with dark magic should be feared" Luna says. 

" No" Bellatrix disagrees. 

" It's Saturday night and we takin' Hogwarts! Don't believe me, Just Watch! (Come on!)"

" Were not going to allow that to happen" Fred was still dancing. 

" These Dance moves will save the battle" George laughed. 

" No, its killing me" Draco covers his eyes. 

" Your the enemy aren't you" Fred dances harder. 

"Don't believe me, just watch!" 

" I'm dancing when were going to die" Harry stares blankly. 

" Is this your savior" Lucius points. 

" Yup, it actually is" Ginny says. 

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" No" Harry says

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" No" Ron says.

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" I'm tired of watching" Blaise says.

" Zabini" Draco snarls.

" What, Let the song end and kill Potter if that's the goal" Blaise says.

' True the Dark lord should not waste time and kill him" Bellatrix agrees.

" Like why is somene shaking their ass" Ginny points about to laugh

" That should be me" George repeats the move

"Don't believe me, just watch!"

" Were being forced to watch" Pansy chimes in. 

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Ooooooh!"

" NOW BE QUIET" Harry yells. 

"Dark Lord funk you up! Dark Lord funk you up! (come on!)"

" The Correct work fuck you up" Ginny vibe. 

" Dark Lord funk you up! Dark Lord funk you up! (Say Whaaaat?)"

" This song has some real talent for the fans to create this" Heremione says. 

" I guess' Harry shrugs.

"Dark Lord funk you up! Dark Lord funk you up! (Come on now!)"

" Nice dance moves, Bella" Narcissa turns to her sister. 

" Thanks" Bellatrix says " The Death Eaters are great dancers unlike those two"

* Fred and George are still dancing*

"Dark Lord funk you up! Dark Lord funk you up! (Take it down now!)" 

" Please don't take it down" Neville says. 

" Please do" Draco snickers

"Dark Lord funk you up! Dark Lord funk you up! (It's Levi-OOOH-sa, not Levio-SAAAAH)" .

* Slytherins laugh and mimic* 

" Its still very funny and annoying" Ron says. 

" Your a meme" Fred tells her as they move towards their seat. 

"Thanks" Hermione scowls. 

"Dark Lord funk you up! Dark Lord funk you up! (Say Whaaaat!?)"

" Why am I dancing with that Fool" Harry scoffs 

" I really don't know" Dumbledore says. 

"Dark Lord funk you up! (Ahhhhhhhhhhh!)"

" Oh Thank goodness, its done" Harry sighed. 

" Not quite" Loki laughs.  

"Slytherin wins the house cup!!" 

* Bellatrix snickers* 

* Clip ends*

" AS IT SHOULD" Loki yells as the Slytherins cheer and shouts. 

* Whistling can be heard*

" Yeah, Yeah" Ron scoffs. 

" poor Loser" Draco says as he makes more noise. 

" Its sore" Pansy corrects. 

" I don't care" Draco snaps at her " POOR LOSER".