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"So, It is now time to watch another part of Potter puppet pals" Loki squeals.

"Oh, I remember" Neville smiles.

"Where you were shaped as a Potato" Pansy smirks.

"Verbally abused by your fellow Gryffindorks" Draco sneers.

"Hm, I-I have nothing to say" Blaise shakes his head.

"Your Caught up?" Loki asks.

"From what I know is that something is going on between those two" Blaise points at Hermione and Ron "Sirius Black is dead."

"I Killed him!"

"Dumbledore is dead, Draco was a death eater and was supposed to kill him, failed as I assumed, Snape killed him. Umbridge is a bitch. We're not real in your reality. Potter and his gang are on the run. People ship me and others. Weird and yeah that's all I am caught up on" Blaise smirks as Draco whispers into his ear "oh and Fuck Drarry and Dramione."

"OH HELL YEAH" Harry shouts.

"Finally something I can agree on" Hermione claps smiling.

*The Mysterious Ticking Noise*

"That sounds like a clock" Ron says.

"That was my first thought," Luna agrees.

"Hm, What is that Mysterious Ticking noise?" Snape asks.

"Maybe your brain finally thinking," Harry whispers.

"Oh, That's really disrespectful, Harry" Ginny nervously chuckles at him.

"Not Like he heard it," Fred says.

"OOH SNAPE" Bellatrix yells.

"Well of course she would do that" George falls back into his sleep.

"What?" Snape hissed.

"They said the noise was to get your brain finally thinking"

"Hm, They must have thought real hard" Snape thought.

"He's' thinking of some detention" Harry sighs.

"Oh, Please once we're out of here. Everybody gets at least one detention" Draco tells them.

"He's not wrong on that," Fred whispers.

"It's not over here, it's not over their"

" there is nothing" Lucius smiles.

"It's not anywhere" Narcissa whispers.

"IT'S EVERYWHERE" Bellatrix exclaims.

"My, My, Albus she is hurting my eardrums" McGonagall holds her ears.

"Oh the same for me Minerva" Dumbledore holds his ears as well.

"Kind of Catchy"

"Oh, is Professor Snape gonna bust a move?" Ginny bops her head side to side.

"No"

"Well, That's boring," Ginny sighs.

"Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, Snape, Snape, Severus Snape"

"OOH" Hermione says.

"Okay, That's quite a good lyric" Fred says.

"It matches on beat" Ron snaps his finger.

"You're not coordinated enough to do that, stop it" Pansy demands him as Ron ignores her.

"Dumbledore" Dumbledore joins.

"Oh, I joined," Dumbledore chuckles.

"It's a concert," Draco says.

"Snape, Snape, Severus Snape" Snape continues.

"Dumbledore"

"DUMBLEDORE" Harry shouts.

"Yes, Harry"

"Oh, I was just singing" Harry turns around.

"No, you were shouting"Lucius says.

"I can decide what I was doing. Thanks" Harry scoffs, turning to the screen.

"And I can decide who is lying" Lucius sneers.

"And Potter definitely is" Bellatrix agrees with Lucius.

"Snape, Snape, Severus Snape"

"Dumbledore"

"It's a nice Beat" Blaise compliments.

"But..." Pansy waits for his answer.

"But its getting fucking annoying" Blaise finishes.

"Well, Watch your Language Mr. Zabini" McGonagall scolds him.

"Snape"

"Ron" Ron joins.

"It's me," Ron points.

"You match perfectly on beat" Neville tells him.

"I know right" Ron has a big smile.

"Snape"

"Ron"

"Severus Snape"

"Dumbledore"

"Okay, so we are gonna casually add more people" Narcissa says.

"That's the plan" Fred says.

"Snape"

"Ron"

"Snape"

"Ron"

"Severus Snape"

"You can sing pretty well, Snape" Dumbledore turns to him.

"Thanks...."

"You should sing no-"

"No"

"bu-"

"No"

"Just leave him, Albus. he won't do anything" McGonagall waves him off.

"Dumbledore"

"Snape"

"Ron"

"Hermione" Hermione joins

"Oh, she's here" Pansy scoffs.

"I've got a soft tone" Hermione notices.

"Not as deep," Ginny says.

"Do I have a deep voice?" Hermione asks.

"Yes, you sound like you have a penis" Draco shouts.

"DRACO" Narcissa shouts.

"That was highly inappropriate" McGonagall joins in the scolding.

"That's my son... BUT NOT IN MY PRESENCE" Lucius shouts.

"I'm shook" Hermione closes her wide open mouth,

"Snape"

"Ron"

"Severus Snape"

"Snape"

"I'm still offended from that comment, Dragon" Hermione says in a chilling voice.

"I'm sorry for speaking the truth. When I first saw you I thought you were a man in a bushy wig. Hagrid's son or daughter. Whatever" Draco scoffs.

"That sounds a bit transphobic" Fred turns to Draco.

"What the bloody hell is that?" Draco scoffs.

"Transphobic," George and Fred says.

"Dumbledore"

"Ron"

"Snape"

"Hermione"

"It has a rhythm" Harry sways in his seat.

"A terrible one...except Snape" Bellatrix winks at him.

"Oh my god, stop cheating on your sugar daddy" Ginny gasps.

"I'm not" Bellatrix scoffs.

"I'm Scared"

"Snape"

"Ron"

"Hermione"

"Severus Snape"

"Ron"

"Hermione"

"This is just repeating and getting annoying" Draco scoffs.

"Oh, Please it's amazing" Neville claps.

"It's just annoying," Pansy sighs.

"Harry Potter"

"Oh hell yeah baby" Harry cheers.

"The King has arrived," Fred clapped.

"Snape.."

"Ron..."

"Hermione"

"Severus Snape"

"Dumbledore"

"This was greatly thought about" Luna smiles.

"Yes," Neville agrees.

*They all sing*

"It's a choir" Ginny shouts.

"A terrible one...except Snape" Bellatrix smirks.

" STAPPP" Ginny shouts.

"No," She smirks.

"She simps for the snakes," George says.

"Snape"

"Harry"

"Snape"

"Harry"

"I WIN, I WIN THE BATTLE" Harry laughs.

"Of course" Snape rolls his eyes.

"It's an epic battle, mate" Ron pats Harry's shoulder.

"Dumbledore"

" Well, I win," Dumbledore snickers.

"Hermione"

"Severus Snape"

"We're starting again" Narcissa asks.

"It seems so" George nods.

*They all sing together*

"Singing a song all day long at HOOOOOOGWARTS"

*Theatre Claps*

"Brilliant' Harry claps.

" ust Brilliant," Ron agrees.

"I found the source of the ticking, it's a ten year YouTube video" Ron says.

"What is in the ten year YouTube video?" Draco asks.

"I am tempted to say something but I won't" Hermione says.

"Thought so, Mrs. Weasel."

" Ten years, what are we doing still in school" Harry asks.

"I am still wondering," Neville thinks.

"Let's get out of here" Harry says as the Golden trio rushes out.

"Welp, see ya soon" Ginny waves them off.

"Well ten years makes you feel old doesn't it, Snape?" Dumbledore says.

"You are old" Draco says.

"And I know" Dumbledore replies.

"Old man" Blaise chuckles.

"Snape, Snape, Snape, Severus Snape"

* Clip ends*

"That's a nice song" Hermione claps.

"Snape had an elegant voice" Bellatrix licks her lips.

"Stop simping over Snape" Ginny yells.

"I think she's just taunting us and Snape" Harry points to Snape who looks incredibly uncomfortable.