" Ok, So Today we will be watching something special," Loki says.

" Oh, Euphoria" Draco raises his hand.

" No" Loki shakes her head.

" Euphoria?" Lucius asks.

" Yeah No, and don't ask what it is" Loki tells him.

" So what are we watching?" Hermione asks.

" Well, Today's my birthday so-" Loki starts before people start yelling at her face.

" HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Harry shouts jumping around.

" Thanks" Loki blushes.

" Happy Birthday, and how old are you?" Ginny asks.

" Well, I am-" Loki tells them.

" Wow, Not that bad" Ron nods his head.

" Is that meant to be an insult?" Loki raises her eyebrow under her cloak.

" No, I was j-just saying" Ron Defends himself.

" Ok..," Loki trails off.

" Well Then Loki happy Birthday" Draco tells her.

" Thank you" Loki smirks.

" Did you get anything?" Neville asks.

" I mean I got a bunch of stuff," Loki tells them.

" That sounds exciting," Luna comments.

" Yeah but I'm getting a cake on Saturday because I also had exams today," Loki sighs.

" That sucks," Fred says.

" I hope you did well," Hermione says.

" Thanks" Loki turns away from her " Any way we will be reacting to a short 5 minute snippet of Merlin".

" Merlin" George raises his eyebrows..

" Merlin" Narcissa repeats.

" Um, Why?" Pansy asks.

" Well First off because I Love the Tv Show and Merlin is the example of a good Slytherin, Then their is Morgana who is the example of a bad Slytherin" Loki whisper " Like some people here".

" PARDON ME" Bellatrix yells.

" A Bad Slytherin" Lucius repeats.

" I didn't say any names.. so self conscious" Loki laughs " Morgana was more misunderstood-"

" Merlin was a Slytherin," Harry asks.

" Yeah.. " Loki trails off.

" You learn a new thing everyday Potter" Draco smirks.

" Any way back to the video" Loki starts the video.

" It'll be somewhere in this twill, I have no idea where" Geoffrey says.

* Merlin walks away*

" East, is that way" Geoffrey says.

" Yeah" Merlin says.

" I-of course he's a Slytherin" Hermione shakes his head.

" He didn't even take fault," Harry says.

" Merlin-" Ron realized what he said.

" Right," Merlin says.

" Right" Fred and George tilts their heads.

" Is it just me or I want the context?" Ginny asks.

" Nope, Not just you" Neville responds.

" WOOOOO.. woah." Merlin screams and laughs while riding Kilgharrah.

" I want to ride a Dragon one day," Luna says.

" Me too... if I feel confident enough too" Neville responded.

" Found it" Merlin carries the book.

" Ahh" Geoffrey says.

" Granger in The Library" Draco says as Pansy laughs.

" It's actually quite interesting in the Library" Hermione defends herself.

" No, no.no.no.no" Merlin looks at the mess.

" That's way too loud" Snape points out.

" But he'll fix it," Dumbledore says.

" Of course he will' McGonagall rolls her eyes.

" I do have a good explanation. I am spring cleaning" Merlin says.

" It isn't Spring," Arthur tells him.

* Theater laughs*

" You couldn't have come up with a better excuse" Pansy rolls her eyes.

" I don't know. Maybe he could" Draco shrugs.

" And it certainly isn't clean," Arthur says.

" OOh Merlin you're in trouble " Ginny laughs.

" He doesn't seem happy," Fred pointes out.

" I mean his room Isn't clean," Hermione says.

" Because I have only just started," Merlin laughs.

* Theater laughs*

" Again with The Pathetic Excuses" Pansy sigh's.

" It wasn't as bad as the last one" Ron adds.

" Yeah, Calm down Panscake" Harry tells her.

" Cause any real damage" Gaius says.

* Merlin laughs*

" Seems Like it will" Narcissa starts.

" Let's Hope it does" Bellatrix smirks.

* Merlin laughs*

" Its not Funny, Merlin" Guinevere.

" But it is," Ron laughs.

" But we have no context" Hermione tells him, trying to so hard not to laugh.

" That's what makes it funny" Ron laughs even harder

" No, No of course not. Arthur with an ear of a Donkey isn't Funny" Merlin laughs.

* Theater laughs*

" Ears of a Donkey" Ginny collapses into her seat.

" That is quite funny," Neville laughs a bit.

"Nope, just really funny," Dumbledore laughs.

" How can she say that's not funny?" Draco laughs.

" I Know some spells, maybe I'll test run it on Malfoy" Hermione whispers.

" I dare you, Filthy Mudblood" Draco sternly says as Hot water splashes on him.

" Ehh, I meant cold water" Loki sighs in annoyance.

" Your Fucking Kidding me" Draco shakes himself up.

" Draco-" Lucius yells sternly at him.

* Shows Merlin repeatedly laughing*

" I was wrong," Merlin says.

" That's not very Slytherin behavior" Pansy shouts.

"What makes you determine that?" McGonagall asks her.

" I'm in the house, I know" Pansy scoffs.

" I am also in the house" Snape tells her " Ms. Parkinson perhaps you should be Slytherin for little longer"

" Coming here was a great idea. " Merlin says.

" Yeah just after graduating Hogwarts and the first thing you see is a wizard getting killed" Loki scoffs.

" Wait what" Harry asks.

" You did not hear that" Loki says.

" I did though-" Harry looks around confused.

" Your going to make you pay for that"

" I'd like to see you try," Merlin laughs.

" MERLIN" The Theatre screams.

"He Jinxed it" Ron shakes his head.

" I want to see the Bloody Fight," Fred cheers.

" Now their are going to fight, great" Hermione shakes her head

" More Violence" Bellatrix dances around her seat still stuck.

" Oh right" Loki carefully releases Bellatrix and Ginny.

* Merlin laughs then looks way*

" As you should," Snape says.

* A Suitcase falls open and all the clothes fall out*

" Clumsy" Lucius notes.

" How Do I Look?" Merlin spins around.

" Poor" Draco comments.

* Pansy snickers*

" He would fit as a Weasel" Draco continues.

" He's a servant," Harry tells him.

" You Dumbass" Ginny rolls her eyes.

" HOW DARE Y-" Bellatrix was cut off by George.

" He's trying to show how humble he is," George remarks.

" The most powerful Wizard of Time doesn't wear riches or is treated as a King" Hermione says.

" Not Like he can or he would be killed" Loki coughed out.

" Wha-" Harry was cut off by Fred.

" That says alot, He's a Humble Slytherin" Fred finishes the point.

" FILTHY BLOOD TRAITORS" Bellatrix yells.

" Same as you always Do" Gaius.

" Um I don't think that's the answer he wanted" Harry laughs.

" For sure" Ginny laughs.

" I mean pay really close attention even though I can't tell the difference but their must be something" Ron squints his eyes.

" That's a-" Merlin asks as Gaius nods.

"Oh That is Disgusting" Merlin looks away.

* Theater laughs*

" Oh how I love Merlin now" Hermione laughs.

" I Think I might Know away" Merlin smirks.

" Oh That Smirk," Harry smirks.

" Will look into it" Merlin and Gaius say at the same time.

" What" Merlin says.

" Every Morning, It's The same thing " Arthur complains.

" Ohh That Complaints" Ron laughs.

" I'm sorry about shake a leg, let's have you lazy daisy" Merlin says.

* Theater laughs*

" Isn't That The Prince" Pansy points.

" Yes actually, you got something right" McGonagall congratulates her.

" Now Now, McGonagall, I don't think that's how we correct children" Lucius comments.

" That's a lot for you to say when correcting children is by Beating a Child up" McGonagall looks at him as he makes a face and turns around.

" Got him," Ron whispers high fiving Harry.

" You don't like any of them do you?" Merlin asks him.

* Arthur shakes his head*

" Picky" Neville comments.

"It's a Prince Neville, so really he would like certain things" Luna tells him.

" Ah Ok, I'm just going to go before we decide to do something which I -" Arthur throws a cup at Merlin who smiles and walks away.

* Theater laughs*

" Make sure the servant is in check" Draco points his finger.

" Also make sure The Servant isn't the great Merlin" Harry mimics Draco who scoffs at him.

* Merlin is snoring on the floor*

* Theater laughs*

" I'm sorry what the fuck is that" Ginny laughs.

" It went from Merlin almost getting hit by a cup to snoring on the floor," Ron laughs.

" I mean I guess he did get hit," George shrugs.

" Maybe" Fred smirks.

* Merlin is eating*

" Now I'm Hungry for Shrimp" Ron rubs his stomach.

" Oh get a Hold of yourself" Narcissa Rolls her eyes.

" I swear she's Bipolar" Ron raises his eyebrow " Is That the word".

" Bipolar" Hermione corrects.

" DID A FILTHY MUDBLOOD CALL CISSY AN INSULT" Bellatrix says.

" I swear she doesn't even know what it means " Hermione rolls her eyes.

" JUST BECAUSE I STAY QUIET DOESN'T MEAN I AM NOT LISTENING" Bellatrix stood up as Water sprayed her.

" Please Bella sit down, Let Those Traitors Stay there" Narcissa tries to calm her sister.

" They are a waste of time" Lucius looks at her.

" SHE CALLED YOU A MUGGLE TERM" Bellatrix yells.

" Ok, Let's all shut the fuck up and sit down" Loki announces.

" YOU DARE CURSE AT ME" Bellatrix yells.

" Oh Merlin" Loki sighs as she gives Ron a Basket of shrimp.

" Who is The Fisher King.. and ..." Merlin asks.

" and the infection spread not only his body but through hi-" Zooms in on Merlin.

" He's Thinking" Luna says

"Makes me wonder why he is not in Ravenclaw," Hermione says.

" Same way if you're not in Ravenclaw" Ginny looks towards her.

" OOOOH" Hermione nods

" Got to say that was a good quest. did you hear that man on the bridge. Well I thought they were really scary. Oh and The Door in The Throne room that was really close" Merlin exclaims.

" He did talk some nonsense," Arthur says.

" Well that took a turn" Harry says.

" No context again," Ron laughs.

" Your Pretending to be a battle hard warrior not a Daffodil" Arthur says.

* Theater laughs*

" He called you soft," Draco laughs.

" The worst insult" Pansy laughs with him.

" I'm just a little bit tired that's all" Merlin responds.

" Just a bit," Fred says.

" Just small," George says.

" ERRR I want Violence" Bellatrix shouts.

" We will see," Narcissa tells her.

" Noah, your dreaming" Merlin says floating the candles.

" Yes, Use That Magic for some good" Harry claps.

" Wandless Magic" Dumbledore notes.

" Interesting" Snape and Lucius say at the same time and give themselves a quick glance.

" Now Go back to sleep" Merlin commands as Geoffrey goes to sleep.

* Theater snickers*

"Yes, Sir Merlin" Ginny salutes, blowing a raspberry.

" Immature" Pansy comments.

" Did Pantsy just call me Immature," Ginny Looks around for any one to say she's wrong but doesn't get any " Who The Fuck does this Bitch Think she is".

" Language " Ordered McGonagall " I'm back on shift".

"A Pureblood who isn't a traitor" Pansy retorts.

" I'm just going to ignore her because I don't want Loki yelling at me" Ginny turns around.

" Coward" Pansy smirks.

" Yup Ok, I'm going to Fuck This Bitch up" Ginny Stands up but Loki pushes her down.

* Merlin rolls his eyes*

" Suddenly reminds me of the iconic Harry Potter eye roll" Loki mentions.

" Oh Right" Hermione laughs.

" Well... you" He points at Merlin.

Merlin looks around " Me".

" Of course who else" Draco says.

" It seems Merlin can be oblivious at times" Lucius stares at the screen.

" Sorry" Merlin walks around.

* Theater snickers*

" Where are you sneaking off to " Arthur asks.

" I have to pee," Merlin replies.

" Again with The Lame excuses" Ron sighs.

" What if he actually did" Neville comments.

" But What if he didn't?" Narcissa asks him.

" That's The Real Debate" Bellatrix smirks at Neville who is terrified.

" I mean his face is saying the whole story" Harry points at Merlin's Face.

" Or else you want to come and watch me" Merlin asks him.

" Now That's Fruity Fruity" Loki laughs.

" Maybe he doesn't mind.. I mean I wouldn't.. I mean... I'm very Straight" Draco scratches his head nervously.

" Yeah, Yeah you're gay for Potter" Loki laughs'.

" Hell No, I Hope The Dark Lord took him out when he got the chance then Diggory Boy" Draco defends himself.

" There is a Thing called Pansexual" Luna tells him.

" What are you trying to-" Lucius cuts himself off

" You should wait for him outside" Merlin explains.

" Why would I want to watch you " Arthur asks.

" Good question," George agrees.

" Because they are Fruity for each other" Loki answers.

" What does Fruity mean?" Dumbledore asks.

" What you are-anyway" Loki plays the video.

" There is a Hut and I have to- Make yourself at him" Merlin points at the direction.

* Arthur throws clothes at Merlin*

* Theater laughs*

" Well done," Fred laughs.

* Merlin Knocks on Arthur's Bed Frame*

" Weird" Pansy shifts her head.

* Merlin Laughs*

* Arthur takes the food Merlin was going to eat*

* Slytherins Laugh*

" Rude" Harry folds his arms.

" I feel bad in a way," Neville comments.

" I was just going to-" Merlin try to say.

"Hmm" Arthur says

" That's annoying," Hermione sighs.

*Merlin wakes up and walks around*

* Merlin falls in a Tent*

* Theater laughs*

" Still clumsy," Ron laughs.

" Acting like you aren't," Draco says.

" Never Better" Merlin says" Huhh ohh"

" What's wrong with him?" Fred raises an eyebrow.

" He's Drunk" Bellatrix cackles.

" So , you don't remember anything," Gaius asked.

" I remember Morgana Conjuring the snake but nothing more" Merlin eats more.

" Morgana La Fay" Hermione asks.

" Yes... we will react to her another time," Loki smiles.

" Merlin" Arthur says as Merlin turns around.

" Fancy you seeing here" Merlin nods.

" What the hell are you doing creeping around the woods" Arthur asks

" Doing his business" Neville suggests.

"Probably a good.. I mean.. what i meant was... a Horrible site to see" Draco rubs his forehead.

" Fruity" Loki answers.

" Well what the hell are you creeping around the woods" Merlin retorts.

" OOOH!" Theatre shouted.

" Good turned it on him," Ginny laughs.

" A way to escape the situation" Harry nods.

" Spoiler, he doesn't" Loki tells them.

" Well Aww Shit" Harry whispers.

* Merlin laughs after scratching his head that's messy*

" What happened to him?" Hermione asks now.

" He got laid" Draco covered his mouth regretting what came out.

" We will be having a talk after this Draco" Narcissa tells him looking at her side.

" A Serious Talk" Lucius says sternly

" Dammit" Draco sighs.

* Merlin struggles with his skirt*

* Clip ends*

" I don't even want to know why he needs that" Harry asks.

" Well, he needed to turn into a lady so he needed some lady clothing" Loki explaining.

" Ok, not as weird as I thought" Harry fixes his glasses while staring at Ron still eating the shrimp.

" Of course," Loki laughs.