zombie apocalypes

Speaker:ATTENTION EVERYONE A ZOMBIEE VIRUS HAS INFECTED THE DOCTORS WHO ARE RESEARCHING IT AND HAS NOW CAUSED A ZOMBIE APOCALYPES PLEASE BE SAFE AND JSHHDYJFYSTBJGTW.


Suga: WTF


Daichi: Calm down babe


Hinata: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DO??


kageyama:BOKE LETS ALL GO TO THE GYM


tsukishima: nice idea


Yamaguchi: me and tsuki are on our way and SHIT RUN TSUKI


tsukishima: HOLY SHIT ISNT THAT KINOSHITA AND  NARITA??


noya: FUCK THEY GOT INFECTED


asahi: ... NOYA GET ON MY BACK WERE GONNA GO FULL SPEED TO THE GYM


tanaka: ENNOSHITA FUCKING RUN WE GOTTA HURRY


ennoshita: NO SHIT SHERLOCK IM RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN.


Meanwhile in fukuradani..


Bokuto: AKAASHI ARE YOU ALRIGHT?


akaashi: yes bokuto-san but the others are infected


Bokuto:DANG IT WE SHOULD RUN TO KARASUNO'GYM


akaashi: great idea


Pertend they live in the same prefecture


In nekoma..


kuroo:KITTEN YOU OKAY??


kenma:yes kuroo im okay you okay yaku-san?


Yaku:...TF WHERE IS LEV AND YAMAMOTO


kuroo :they must gotten lost


Yaku: FUCKING SHIT


In shiratorizawa


Wakatoshi: satori are you okay?


Tendou: yes im fine wakatoshi u okay semi?


Semi: yeah me and shirabu are good


Shirabu: yeah


Tendou? We should go to karasuno's gym since think everone will be their


Shirabu: alright


In inaziraki


Kita:MY KIDS ARE YOU OKAY??


ojiro: CALM DOWN KITA


osamu: yeah me and suna are fine


Suna: i wanna sleep


Kita: wait


Kita: WHERE IS MY BABY
and ginjima and others


Osamu:SHIT WHERE TF DID HE GO


Ojiro: HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW OUR TEAM AND THIER ZOMBIES


Suna: shit


Osamu:wait


Osamu imma add someone


Osamu added komori and sakusa


Kita:DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY BABY IS??


komori:WE DONT KNOW


Sakusa:WHERE IS MY ATSU


Osamu: THATS WHAT WERE ASKING


Ojiro: guys all the teams are going to karasuno's gym we should go to


Sakusa: ALRIGHT LETS GO


kita:WHILE WERE GOING THERE LETS SEE IF WEE CAN FIND MY BABY


Mean while


Lev: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A TANK DIBS


Yamamoto:DIBS ON THE RIFFLE


Atsumu:DIBS ON THE MACHINE GUN


Lev:SHIT HOW DO I STOP OH WAIT I STOPPED HOP ON GUYS AND I HEARD FROM OUR GC THAT THEY WILL BE GOING TO KARASUNO'S GYM


Atsumu:WE'LL LETS GO


Yamamoto: LETS ALSO SHOOT SOME ZOMBIES


atsumu and lev:FUCK YEAH!!


in karasuno's gym


kita:MY BABY IS GONE😭😭


Ojiro:kita stop crying


Osamu:SUNA STOP SLEEPING


Suna:zzzz


Hinata:kageyama im scared😢


Kageyama:BOKE i will protect you


Bokuto:I WILL PROTECT YOU TOO AKAASHI


Akaashi:thank you bokuto-san


Komori: we should go out and hunt for food


Sakusa: and weapons


Tsukishima: i wanna kill them all


Yamaguchi:me too


Kenma: alright lets go i will be leader


Yaku:why??


Tendou: cause he plays zombie video games


Semi: makes sense


Kuroo: c mon kitten lead the way


The teams were fighting the zombies until they felt the ground shake


Oikawa:uh why is the floor rumbling


Iwaizumi: yeah and i hear motor sounds


Kindaichi:i see a figure there


Kunimi: wait is that a TANK??


kita: IS THAT BLONDE HAIR??


yaku:IS THAT LEV AND YAMAMOTO??


Sakusa: IS ATSUMU HOLDING A MACHINE GUN??


Osamu: WHEN DID HE LEARN TO SHOOT??


Lev: WOOOOHH YAKU-SAN IM DRIVING A TANK


Yamamoto:WE SHOT SOME ZOMBIEZ ALONG THE WAY


Atsumu:IT WAS SO MUCH FUN SHOOTING AND RIDING A TANK


Sakusa:WHO THAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE A GUN ATSU??


Atsumu: no one


Kenma: yamamoto can i try that riffle later?


Yamamoto: yeah sure kenken


Kita: WHEN DID YOU HOW TO USE A MACHINE GUN MY BABY


Atsumu: i dont know i kinda figured it out by myself and IS THAT A SHOT GUN GIMME


Ojiro:FUCK NO AND SUNA STOP SLEEPING


Suna:zzzz


To be continued


I completely forgot about aoba jhosai sorry see ya next time


Love ya😜

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