tw /// underage drug usage, high teens (LMFAO) 

"I'm just saying, if Isabela Madrigal actually existed, I might have to say bye bye to Jaxon" I say, clearly high

"Hey, polyamory exists" Rix suggests

"RIX YOU ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON ALIVE" I yell in realization

"Are you saying that you're more in love with a fictional woman than your real boyfriend?" Tommy asks, laying on the dining room table for some reason

"You are literally in love with queen you have new room to talk" Wilbur comments

"Shut the fuck up William" Tommy mutters

"Hey, only one person is allowed to call me William" Wilbur says tiredly, I guess he gets tired when he's high

"Whaaaaaaat? Wilbur do you have a secret partner or something" Niki giggles

"No it's an old friend and she would always call me William instead of Wilbur. It was cute, she was funny. I miss her"

"Text her if you miss her so much" Rix says with a smirk

Wilbur gasps "Rix you are so smart"

As Wilbur pulls out his phone to text whoever this mystery person was, the doorbell rings

"Oh my gosh it's another guest" Niki laughs, apparently everything was funny to her

"I got ittttttttttttt" I say, getting up towards the door

"If it's a murderer tell them I'm already dead and that Willow killed me"

"JAXONNNNN!!" I yell happily, throwing my arms around his neck

"Wha-" He starts before I press our lips together harshly with for a passionate kiss

This kiss lasts for a good couple seconds, our lips moving together like machine work

"Ahem" Tommy says from the table "I do not wish to be seeing me two best friends making out in front of me while I'm high"

"Well would you rather see them making out when you're sober and you'll remember it?" Rix questions

"You're a smart one, Rix"

"Wait what the fuck?!" Jaxon yells, stopping the kiss

Niki bursts out in laughter "He swore!"

"I thought you were an angel Jaxonnnnnn" Tommy whines

"What the hell are you guys doing here?" Jaxon asks

"We were getting high together" I deadpan

"YOU'RE HIGH?? WHY ARE YOU GUYS HIGH???" He yells

"I brought weed brownies" Rix giggles

"He drugged us!" Wilbur says loudly

"You did what?" Jaxon's voice goes serious

"They didn't, she told us that they had weed in them and we decided to do it cause it's funnnnn"

Niki laughs "And it's really funny"

"How did you all get here? Why are you here? Why are you high? I'm so confused" He questions, putting the groceries on the counter

"We heard that Willow was sad so we came to make them not me" Tommy says with his eyes closed

"You're not very smart when you're high, are you Tommy?" Niki asks

"I'M HIGHHHHHHHH" He yells

"I go out for groceries one time and my friends from a different country are high in my girlfriend's living room" He munches on a brownie, a regular one

"Oh they're not your girlfriend anymoreeeee" Tommy smiles

"Wait, what?" He turns to me quickly

"I'm dating Isabela Madrigal now" I giggle, as does Niki

"I know regret ever watching Encanto with you" He sighs

"Oh shushhhhh we ended up making out at the end anyways" I plop on the dining room chair

Niki bursts out laughing and everyone else smirks and gives Jaxon a look

"I am never letting you get high ever again" He says before placing a kiss on my cheek

"OOOOO LOVE, OOOOO LOVERBOYYYYY" Wilbur sings loudly 

Jaxon rolls his eyes before looking at the pan that had the "W" on it

"You guys ate the whole pan?? You didn't save any for me? Fake friends" He whines

"Noooooo, I saved you two! I snuck them out so no one else would take them" I pull out 2 brownies wrapped in some paper towels

"Gimmie gimmie gimmie" He says, grabbing the brownies from my hand

"Highboo, highboo, highboo" Tommy starts chanting

"HIGHBOO, HIGHBOO, HIGHBOO" We all join in, other than Rix who was very confused 

"JOIN US, JAXON! ONE OF US!" I yell as he eats the brownies

"Well before the pot actually starts kicking in, why are you guys here?" He asks, dusting off his hands from the crumbs

"When Papsnap texted us we were like 'Uh oh!' so we came here to make Willow feel better" Tommy answers, now sitting on the table instead of laying down

"Papsnap?!" Niki asks, once again bursting in laughter

"It's snapcrack, dumbass" I correct

"Who the hell is Cracker Jack?" Rix asks, upside down on the couch

"You're all wrong, it's Snapchat, right?" Wilbur asks

"Snapchat is an app, Wilbur. His name is Sapnap" Jaxon corrects everyone, chuckling

"Again, who the hell is Sapnap?" Rix continues to question

"He's my roommate" I say as I stand up

"Wait he's your brother? I thought you said your brother's name was Clay"

"They have 3 roomates. Papsnap, Clayton, and Clayton's boyfriend gogy" Tommy explains as I wrap my arms around Jaxon and sit on his lap, laying my head on his shoulder

"First off, this house has a lot of weird names, second CLAY IS FUCKING GAY? AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME??" Rix yells, making Niki giggle again

"I used to think dnf was real" Wilbur says

"Dnf? Isn't that the gay minecraft couple? I think I read a fanfic of them once. That fandom broke Ao3 when I was tryna read Harry Potter fanfiction" Rix complains

"I'm a dnf trutherr" I mutter jokingly

"Wait..clayton and gogy? Like Clay and George? Like Dreamwastaken and Georgenotfound??" Rix sits up

I shoot up. Me and Jaxon give each other a worried look

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck" I mutter "The one time we get high and we mess everything up"

"Ohhhh shit I fucked up didn't I" Wilbur says

"Yeah, a bit" Jaxon says sternly as he starts to get up, causing me to get off his lap

"Wait did you not want me to know that you live with streamers? I won't dox you or anything, I don't even really watch them, plus you guys are my friends" Rix defends herself 

"No no, you don't understand, Rix. We're all streamers. And me, Willow, and Dream are all faceless and you know what me and Willow look like. That's kind of a big problem" Jaxon says, walking over to Rix slowly

I quickly walk over to Jaxon and grab his hand in an attempt to calm him down

"Oh my gosh, I didn't even know. Look, you can stop talking to me if you want. Just know that I'm not going to tell anyone absolutely anything. I don't have many friends anyways, there's not much people I can tell" Rix looks back worriedly

Jaxon sighs

"Love" I turn him to look at me and use a hushed voice "I know this is nerve racking and crazy and shit, but I trust them and I know xe won't do anything to hurt us"

"I guess he doesn't seem like the type of person to dox us, but I'm still worried" He whispers back

"It's gonna be okay, I promise" I say before giving him a soft kiss and hugging him tightly 

Let's just hope that I'm right..

Date: January 9th, 2022

Words: 1186

(an: WOOOO NEW FACELESS CHAPTER, WHO CHEERED?? i feel so accomplished and proud of myself for getting this out :DD i am sick rn tho, i'm sure i'll be better by tmrw :] anyways, hope you're all doing well!! remember you are beautiful, smart, loved, and valid <33 bye bye my darlings!!)

‼️ps, for those havent seen/heard, i have a new book!! it's not mcyt/dsmp related, it's for my encanto fans :D it's a camilo x gender neutral OC book! please go check it out, i might be posting another chapter today for it!‼️