Sky 🤨

@Skylitdreamer

the country music is increasingly getting louder.. 👁👁

-Sapnap

-@Sapnap

-YEE YEE MOTHER FUCKERS

"WOOOO MY HOME STATE BABY, ITS GREAT TO BE BACK" Sapnap yells in a southern accent as we cross the border of Louisana to Texas

"YEE HAW TIME TO PUT ON OUR COWBOY HATS, WEAR BIG ASS BELT BUCKLES, AND EAT ABNORMALLY UNHEALTHY FOOD" I yell in the same tone

"This is already a nightmare" George says beside me

"Your screaming is disTRACTING ME FROM DRIVING" Clay yells at the both of us

"Geez sorry Mr. Dad. Where's your dad watch, huh?" I question with a snicker

"Keep that up and you can stay at the hotel" He snaps back with a smirk

"So what're we doing in Texas anyways?" I change the subject

"The infamous Color Factory" He responds 

"Oh wait, I'm pretty sure I've seen that place on tiktok!" George mentions

"I have too! I'm so excited. Have you been there before snapcrack?" I ask

"Multiple times. And don't call me that or I'll snapcrack your neck" 

"Damn y'all woke up and chose good comebacks.." I mumble as I lean back in my chair and look out the window 

(AN: if you don't know what the color factory is, dw !! i've been there before and i'll be explaining it all in as much detail as possible. basically, it's this place that has a bunch of interactive activities that are rlly colorful. look up "color factory texas" and you might be able to see some stuff !! sorry if it might be kinda hard to imagine 😅)

*Time skip brought to you by silly motherfucker*

We had finally made it to the Color Factory. We dropped off all our stuff at the hotel, so thankfully we didn't have to worry about it. I even had looked at some pictures of the factory on the ride.

We walked out of the parking garage and into the building, scanning our tickets before entering.

"Hiya! Welcome to the Color Factory!" A person in a fully turquoise colored jumpsuit greets us "If you go straight forward you can pick out a flavorful treat brought to you by MyMochi. There will be workers everywhere, so if you have a question don't be afraid to ask!"

We say a quick "Thank you" and walk forward to see our treats, which unsurprisingly was mochi

"Hi! We have 5 different flavors of mochi. First off, do any of you have any allergies?" They ask from behind the small cart

None of us do so they continue with whatever they were saying

"Ok so our flavors are strawberry, vanilla bean, blueberry, lavender, matcha, and peppermint. You get one each" They explain joyfully

We each pick out our flavor and go to sit down

"Mmm, this is pretty good" I say after taking a bite of the frozen mochi

"I agree, I always got this flavor when I used to come here" Sapnap comments

I look over and see that George and Clay are looking up at something and I decide to take a look as well

"Oh I didn't even realize that was there" I laugh

Above us was strings of yarn hanging from the ceiling. The yarn made a circular pattern.

(AN: usually when i try to put a photo it just..doesn't show up. idk why, but i'm sorry i cant put a picture to show you guys :(( ig just try to look it up i'm so sorry🧍)

I take a quick picture of it and take another bite of my mochi

"This is our call for 2pm! Everyone who signed up for the 2 o'clock time please line up right here and we'll take you in the Color Factory journey momentarily!" A different person, in a yellow jumpsuit this time, says near a door most likely leading to the first room of the factory 

Me and the boys finish up our mochi and get in line for the first room

Eventually, they open the doors and we're brought into the first room. It has multiple touch screens scatters around the room, along with a conveyer belt and a camera

"Alright everyone, welcome! Here we are going to need you to sign a waiver so that when you take a professional photo, we can send it to you. You're also going to grab a token. Now, these tokens are very important so make sure not to loose them! Anytime you see a camera, just scan your taken and you'll be able to take a photo!" They explain to all of us

We all decide to just use George's email and have one token. I wander off while he's putting his email in to the back of the room where the conveyer is.

On the conveyer is different colors of macaroons. Next to it is a board that says what color means what flavor and some plastic bags to put them in.

"Please make sure to just take one macaroon per each person! This goes along with every treat we have throughout the rooms" A worker, one in a black jumpsuit, says

I grab 4 bags, one for each of us, and grab the macaroon that I'd like to try

The boys come over to me and get their macaroons too

"What if I sneaked in another macaroon.." George says sneakily

"C'mon George, the least you can do is obey the rules" I chastise 

He rolls his eyes and we go towards the camera near the front of the room

George gets the token out his pocket and scans it. The token registers; how that works, I have no idea

A countdown begins in the screen

"Oh shit I'm not ready for this-" I say as it counts down from 3

I just throw up a peace sign. One behind Sapnap for bunny ears and one just near me

The photo takes and as we walk away, George drops the token

"Do you not remember the 'These tokens are very important part'?" I ask, putting the token in my plastic bag

Soon enough, everyone seems to be ready to start the actual rooms. The workers go over some of the rules and finally, we're let in.

The first room is small little iridescent mirrors making wavy shapes along the walls and ceilings. We all take a few photos. Some with us, some with just the mirrors. 

"This is kinda boring.." Clay murmurs

"We haven't gotten to the good stuff yet, just wait" Sapnap says excitedly 

It was a very small room, more like a hallway, so we quickly move on.

The next one seems a lot more interesting

The room was striped with black and white and there were large balloons. There seemed to be air that would get harder and weaker to make the balloons go up and down.

"You we're right, this seems like a lot more fun" Clay says as we all run to the balloons lie, children

We mess around with the balloons, being careful not to pop any. That would be bad.

As one was in the air, Sapnap hit it really hard that it flew across the room

"What the hell is wrong with you" I say blankly as he runs after it to put it back

We all laugh to ourselves to try not to draw more attention than we already have

"Oh look, there's a photo spot right here" Sapnap tries to make us forget about what just happened

I get the token out and as it registers, I run back to one of the balloons and pretend that it looks like it's levitating from my hand

George does the same on the other side of the same ball

Clay and Sapnap just stay by the camera

The photo takes and it gives us a preview of it. To our surprise, the camera took multiple photos so the balloons were actually moving. We decide to move on so other people can take pictures there.

3 people in front of us walk up to the next door and start to go in but the worker ushers them out, causing us to share confused faces

"Apparently we have to wait until the next people leave" They explains

So we stand, only for about 2 minutes before they let us in

The room was adorned with led lights, however they were not turned on yet. In the middle of a room was a big sign that said "You Are Magic"

The first three people were instructed to go to the left wall and 3 people behind us were instructed to go on the right wall. Us 4 were told to stay in the middle of the room

"Hello everyone! I'm going to ask the people on the side walls to all hold hands and the ones on the ends to place your hand on the little handprint located in the column next to you"

They do as they're told, and as they do so the neon lights above them lit up, creating a firework looking sign.

"Woahhh" I murmur at beautiful lights 

The worker then explains how the light works until bringing us up

"Can two of you in the back wall pleases come to this center platform right here?" They ask

Me and Clay decide to go up too. We were right in front of the big sign

"I'm gonna ask you 2 to do the same and put your hands down on the platforms. Then the camera is gonna take a picture so you can do whatever you want, maybe dance a bit"

We hold hands and then place our other hands on the table next to us

The neon sign, along with a lot of other lights, dazzle before our eyes. Some sort of music plays as well, making it feel truly magical. We complete forget about the picture, too in awe of the colors in front of us.

Just as quick as it started, the lights turned off

Me and Clay looked at each other and smiled at the awesomeness we just witnessed, and technically caused

"That was so fucking poggers" I mutter as we step off the platform

We walk towards the door and watch as George and Sapnap do the same as us. This time they actually did something. They crossed their arms and put their backs together like absolute idiots, but it did look pretty cool. 

After they went, we all walked out into the next room

"That never gets less cool everytime I do it" Sapnap says

"I was so in awe I forgot we were suppose to pose" I laugh

"Honestly, same. I wasn't expecting it to be as cool as it was" Clay agrees

We walk into the bright yellow room. But the color wasn't the first thing to be noticed. There was confetti all over the floors and people throwing it in the air, taking pictures

"Oh hellllll yeah" I say excitedly 

We first go to a corner of the room and wait for the people in front of us to be finished so we can take a picture

"Alright everyone, grab handful of confetti and when the timer hits 1, throw it in the air" I say, bending down and grabbing as much as the shards of paper as I can

The boys do the same and we scan our token to take the photo

As the timer hits 1, we all throw out confetti up

The preview of the photo shows

"This is a perfect instagram photo" I say with a laugh

"All of our eyes are closed!" Sapnap protests

"And did you forget that 2 of us are faceless?" Clay reminds me

"Touché, next photo!" I say, turning on my heel to the center of the room

"I wanna take another one of these" Clay says

"Yeah, me too" George agrees

Me and Sapnap shrug and go to the other one, of which was on the ceiling 

"Can you scan the token while I do this one?" I ask

"Sure" He says, getting ready for me to get in position

"Alright, do it" I say with a smile

I look up and throw the confetti once it's time 

My eyes were closed, again, but I think it added to the effect

"My turn, my turn" He says, laying on the floor "Scan it and throw some on me" 

I do just as he says, scanning the token and throwing some confetti on him

"Let's do one together" I say eagerly

I ask someone to scan our token. Then I show Sapnap how we can throw it up together

Once the timer reached 1, we through it 

This time, I finally had my eyes open and it was probably my favorite photo. It showed Arsonduo, which had become me and Sapnpa's duo name, pretty well

Eventually Clay and George came over and we did a group one on the ground which turned out pretty well. 

The dream team did one more, and we decided that's be enough

We were all filled with confetti and tried to get some of it off, but it was stuck to our clothes and berried in our hair. I took a quick picture of me with the confetti in my hair sent it to Ranboo, Tubbo, and Niki

willow the swag

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confetti in da hair

jaxon the beloved ✈️👹

willow-

why do you have confetti in your hair ?

where are y'all ??

willow the swag

well why DONT you have confetti in your hair ?

it seems to me that im having much more fun of a time

mr. im streaming rn 🤨

jaxon the beloved ✈️👹

you're watching my stream 😳

willow the swag

you're texting me during ur stream 😳

also i'm at color factory lmao

jaxon the beloved ✈️👹

wait so are you watching the stream or not 🤔🤔

willow the swag

why do you wanna know ⁉️

jaxon the beloved ✈️👹

bragging rights 

willow the swag

i leave that for you to decide, then 🙊

I wasn't actually watching his stream, but i wanted to mess with him a little. I then direct my attention back to the room at hand.

To the right of the room was a little bar filled with packages 

"Yo!" The worker greats us 

"These are flavored popcorns, the colors and their meanings are right here. Take whichever one you'd like, but one each please." They continue, also asking us about our food allergies just in case

We grabbed a package of different flavored popcorn

"Popcorn more like..." George tried to make a joke, thinking if wait to say

"Porn" Clay finishes, followed by a wheeze

"What the hell Clay??" I say, trying not to laugh too loud

After trying not to cause a scene with our laughter, we finally realize what the new room is. People are scattered around the dark room, taking different color light up cylinders from holes in the wall and putting them in other places. It was like a light brite, but a whole room.

"Oh I know exactly what I'm doing" Clay says, immediately taking them out to make god knows what

I also find a spot and try my best to make the red cylinders say "POG" which didn't turn out to well. I took a picture with my masterpiece.

Then I go to the other side of the room to see what the boys are doing

It startled me, but I guess I expected them to do some crazy shit. Was I expecting them to make a dick out of the yellow cylinders? No, no not really.

"Why-" Is all I can stammer out

The boys slowly turn around and burst out in laughter as quiet as one who just made a penis out of light up cylinders can

"Why- it's so big-" I continued in disbelief

Clay finally let out his wheeze and I could see tears starting to prick they eyes of both Sapnap and George

I took a picture of it with the idiots wheezing and dragged them into the next room

Contrary to the room before, it was very bright room. The walls were pink and had random, but very cool drawings on them

"Hi, this is the rose room! Please take a care of sunglasses and look around the room. Make sure to put them in the slot at the end when you're finished!" The worker in an orange jumpsuit instructs us

We each take a pair of sunglasses and look around the room. There were oddly shaped sculptures around the room too, most likely for photo purposes. We do just so, taking photos with the sculptures. Some good, some of us looking like dumbasses. But quite honestly, when do we not look like dumbasses?

"George, come take a picture with me!" Clay calls

"Dnf content" I say as I stumble upon a touch screen

"Guys, look at this" I point to it "It says to draw your rose gold moment" 

"That must be what the drawings around the room are" George suggests 

We all draw our "Rose gold drawings" which most of which were just dumb things

What is my rose gold moment? 

When I first met Ranboo?

Mcsmp's creation?

When I met all my closet friends during that among us game?

My first mcc?

When I facerevealed to Niki?

My one year anniversary?

The first time we met up?

The first time I saw Ranboo's face?

The dance off with Ranboo, the dance party in whole honestly?

The beach with everyone?

The stroll on the boardwalk with Ranboo?

When I wore the maid dress and sang with Ranboo?

The gift exchange? I glance down on the very ring that Ranboo matched with me

Karaoke with Ranboo?

..The ferris wheel with Ranboo..?

That's when I realized most of the moments I thought of were primarily with Jaxon. Jesus, I really am falling for him..

So I begin drawing the familiar blade and white mask and sunglasses the best I can. But I cant make it suspicious to the boys. So I draw Niki, then Tubbo, then Tommy, then the dream team, then Wilbur, then Techno, Phil, Quackity, Karl, Puffy, Eret

"Holy shit you drew everyone" Sapnap says, seeing my drawing

"Heh, yeah. I guess I just really care about all of you" I chuckle

"Awwww, that's sweet. Does Willow actually care about us?" George jokes 

Little did they realize that I drew a particular boy a bit bigger than the rest

I smile at my drawing and take a quick photo before submitting it and moving towards the door, putting my sunglasses in the slot like I was told to do. 

The next room we were in was far more..interesting. There were different colored pipes in the middle of the room

"Welcome! In this room each pipe has a certain sent. So you can just take a smell and then head to the next room which is upstairs!" A worker in a light green jumpsuit says

"Well this is definitely the most interesting room so far" I chuckle and it gains a laugh from the worker 

"What if one of them just literally just shit" Sapnap whispers in my ear

I snicker "What if one is labeled like 'Sugar' or something and we just inhale cocaine"

"Yoooo free drugs" Sapnap says, a little too loud

Thankfully only we were in the room, but Sapnap nervously explained the joke to the worker who was dying of laughter 

After smelling a bunch of pipes, which quite honestly seems very sus out of contest, we made our way out the door. The worker even agreed to take a picture with us because they were so swag

When we walk in we see stairs, and up the first flight was a light pink neon sign that said a bunch of different pink colored stuff

"Picture, picture, picture, picture" I chant, giving Clay my phone and posing next to the neon sign 

(AN: I WOULD IUST LIKE TO MAKE IT KNOWN THAT WHEN I TOOK THIS PICTURE I LOOKED LIKE A FUCKIN PINTEREST MODEL HOLY CRAP ITS PROBABLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE PICTURES OF ME OK BACK TO THE STORY LMAO) 

We take a few pictures before going up the next flight up stairs. We entered the room, slightly out of breath from the climbing.

"Hey guys, welcome!" The worker says

"Hi" I breath out

"Those stairs are a lil tough, I just went up them myself, heh. A bit out of breath as well" They laugh, as do we all

"Okay so this room is a bit more complicated. So when you go in you're going to be into pairs. The person you choose to be paired with will be the person you sit directly across from. You'll out in the headphones and press the button at the same time. Then just follow the instructions and see how connected you are to each other" They explain 

"Sounds cool" Clay says

"I call Willow" Sapnap says, going to the right door

"Alright then" I say as I go to the left

"Welp I guess that leaves us" George says with a sigh, heading next to Sapnap

We all walk in and sit down. There was cubicles with walls dividing each one and each being a different color. I had red, Sapnap was turquoise. Dream was green and George was light blue. 

What a coincidence..

We all put on the headphones and Sapnap did a countdown on hitting the button

"Hello. Today you are going to test how connected you are to your friend" A calming voice said 

"First, look at your partner. Give them a wave" 

Both me and Sapnap did what the voice said at the same time

"Good. Now pick up a colored pencil and look at the first 2 boxes. These will be used for 2 different purposes. The first box will be what you think your partner's favorite color is. The second will be used to give them a color on how you think they're currently feeling"

I did as I was told. Guessing his favorite color, orange, and putting his emotion as a yellow and red

"Very well. Look back up at your partner. The 2 boxes under those will be up to you. Pick 2 colors that are shown somewhere on your partner. Whether it be their eyes, or hair, just choose a color."

I pick up the brown color pencil and shade it in to represent his hair. Then I grab a red pencil to represent the shirt he was wearing

"Well done. Now finally, get the non-colored pencil and press it somewhere along the top of the circle to the right of the paper. Good. Now look up your partner"

We look up at each other, which was never not creepy

(AN: yo, everybody talks just came on. flashbacks 😳😳

Update: heat waves played right after.)

"Without looking back at your paper, outline they're face. They're forehead, they're cheeks, they're jaw, they're chin. Remember, you can't look down at their paper"

"Oh god how am I supposed to do this" I say with a laugh 

"Mine is gonna look so weird" Sapnap agrees

I begin tracing his face, my eyes guiding my hand the best way it could

"What?? How am I supposed to do that" I hear George yell. I guess they were a bit behind on us

"Very good. You can now look down at your masterpiece"

I look down and see that it surprisingly wasn't too bad. However, Sapnap's laughing led me to believe his outcome was far different 

"Now, to your right you will see 3 different cards. Pick one that best explains how you feel about your partner. After, take your card and place the headphones back on the resting place. Thank you, and enjoy" 

I look through the cards

Card #1: WE'RE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH 

Card #2: YOU'RE A HOT TAMALE 

Card #3: YOU'RE ON A ROLL!

I think the answer is obvious on what to give him. He gives me his card first that says "YOU'RE AWESOME SAUCE" but the awesome was not scratched out very well

"I'm sauce?" I question

"Yes, tomato sauce to be exact" He clarifies

"Damn, was really hoping to be apple sauce. My dreams are ruined. This is what it's like for skylit twitter. We-"

"WE GET IT, YOU'RE DEPRESSED. What's my card?" He asks eagerly

"Wow, okay, I see how it is, I was being nice" I roll my eyes and give him my card

"I'm a hot tamale?" He reads out

I do the lipbite, stroking my chin 

"Hell yeah I am. Y'know what? You are apple sauce, live your dreams" 

"WOOP WOOP"

"Dream what the heck!" George yells as Clay wheezes

"What happened?" I ask, getting out my chair

"The card he gave me says 'You like dazzling today'" George reads out 

We all start laughing again, thankfully we were the only ones in the room

"Even the Color Factory ships dnf" Sapnap jokes

"Well what'd he give you?" I ask

"'You're awesome'" Clay reads in an aggravated tone

We walk out and there's more small packages of food

"Hiya! Each one of your colors has specific color coded gummies to with it them. It shows that the flavors mix well, just like you and your partner!" They explain

It was a really sweet thought. We grabbed our candy and went on to the next room

We walked in and it was by far the biggest room there is

"Yes, the ball pit!" Sapnap yells in excitement

I grin excitedly and direct my attention to the worker

"Welcome! Please take of your shoes and leave them in a cubby. There's no diving so please be careful" They explain

We, as quickly as possible, take off our shoes and make our way to the large ball pit

The room looked to be space themed and I loved it

We struggled to walk into the large amount of balls

"El em ayo, guys we're swimming through balls right now" I giggle

They all snicker

"You sound just like Tommy, it's disturbing" George says

"Wait, wait, watch this" Clay says before leaning back, submerging completely into the void

We all start laugh and do the same

"HELP MEEEEE I CANT GET UP" He yells

We all struggle ourselves to get up, but eventually we all pull to help him 

"It's like quick sand holy crap" He says once he steadies himself

I pick up a ball and throw it at George

"Hey!" He picks one up and does the same

Soon enough we were having a full on war in the middle of a public ball pit. Welcome to Minecraft Twitch streamers ladies, gentlemen, and folks.

"You wanna be a hero, Willow? Then die like one!" Sapnap yells, pointing a finger at me

Clay and George act as the withers as we reenact the oh so famous scene from the dream smp

I'm bombarded with balls.

(IM SORRY THAT SENTENCE IS SO FUNNY AKSJSK)

I fall down in defeat 

"Blood, blood! And death" I reference zootopia

"Wrong movie with a fox in it" Clay says with a laugh

"Guys, there's a camera over there. We can take a picture in the ball pit"

We all run, or as much as you can in a ball pit which was incredibly tiring

I scan the token and we all collapse into the pit as fast as we could. However by doing this..you could literally barely even see us. 

We decide to take another one, this time making sure we aren't completely covered in the white balls. It worked slightly better, and it was probably the best we were gonna get. 

We take one more with us throwing balls at the camera before heading out of the ball pit

Who knew it was so hard to walk through balls? 

Clay with his long ass legs was able to get out before the rest of us. We were struggling.

He even began recording us to show our stupidity. But after threatening to fuck his mom, which I'm hoping was a joke on Sapnap's part but he was so exhausted I couldn't tell, he helped us out.

Agter we finally got out and started walking down the stairs out of the pit. 

"Did you mean that threat, Sapnap?" I ask

"What happens in the pit stays in the pit, Tommy" He references once more

"Guys" George cuts us off and we all look to him in confusion "Does that say the introvert corner?" 

I look closer and realize it is "OH MY GOSH, MY PEOPLE NEED ME" 

I run over to it and immediately take a picture. I opened up messages to send it to a specific boy

fellow bee lover 🤪🐝🙊

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tubbo: i am extroverted

also tubbo:

my husband (platonic) ‼️😩🥰🤨🥶

shut the hell up

look who's speaking, honestly 🤨

fellow bee lover 🤪🐝🙊

why do you think i took the picture, dumbass 🤔🤯

"Alright guys, this is one of the best parts" Sapnap says with a smile as we grab our shoes

"Ooooo, what's the next room?" I ask eagerly

"Oh, no, this was the last room. But there's a treat" He says, making us all "awwww" in sadness

We walked over to the hallway which was filled with large holes in the walls to sit in. I took a picture in my favorite color one and then went up to where Sapnap was since he knew what he was doing

"Hello! We have chocolate and coconut flavored ice cream cones!" The worker in a dark blue jumpsuit says and hands us 4 different ice creams

"Yoooo this looks so good" I say happily

"And then if you put in your token you can get on present each. We have temporary tattoos and stickers so just choose one"

"How about we get 2 of each?" I suggest and we all agree

"Alrighty then!" They say, doing just as I said 

We munch down on our ice creams in the circles

I turn on phone and go to tiktok with a low volume. I scroll before seeing a certain edit that catches my eye. It was a facecam of me from my baking stream to the song High Enougn by K.Flay

Quite honestly, I did not realize how much more attractive they can make simple clips of me look. I like the tiktok and comment "woah that's me lmao" 

We all finish our ice cream and we leave the hallway. We go down the stairs and enter into the gift shop.

The boys get a few things while I just get a pride pin that made me very happy to see being sold.

"Good first experience on Color Factory?" Sapnap ask as we leave the building

"Hell yeah" I say happily 

I wonder what else we have in store for this trip..

Words: 5134 (THATS IT. THATS THE MOST WORDS IVE EVER WRITTEN + THE LONGEST CHAPTER ON FACELESS JESUS CHRIST-)

Date: July 18th, 2021

FUTURE ALEX: WE DID IT !! I FINALLY REWROTE ALL OF FACELESS JESUS CHRIST. all the next chapters will be completely new ! so excited to start writing again ;) be prepared because i have one hell of a story for you guys 

(AN: HOLY FUCK THIS TOOK SO LONG TO WRITE- LONGEST CHAPTER IN FACELESS WYAAAAAA i thought i might as well give y'all a treat since i was on a break. y'all do so much for me and this is my little way of giving back :DD rlly hope y'all enjoyed. i both love and hate this chapter bc i feel like it might be too much explaining the rooms than actual entertaining content :// eh, i'm not gonna worry abt it. i got such a long chapter, it's so worth it lmao. anywho, i love you ! so much ! eat, drink, sleep, fucking take care of yourself or i will for you ;) love you all sm, dm me if you need anything ! remember you are beautiful, smart, loved, and valid ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ bye bye my darlings <33)

(p.s: saying all the different colored jumpsuits the workers were wearing gave me sm serotonin, idek why but i love it :D hope y'all liked that too)

(p.p.s: lmao, pp, but freaks is playin rn. flashbacks, again. i did this song at karaoke and honestly it makes me so happy. idk it makes me feel safe. i love y'all :] just wanted to say that <33333333333)