~|Chapter 55|~ What The Fuck?

3rd Person POV 


That night, Jaxon and Willow walked hand in hand back to the house. Not a word was muttered after leaving the beach, the feeling of each other's warmth was enough to convey what they were both feeling. The only time their hands separated was when they both departed to their own rooms, even then not a work spoken. Only a smile, a true genuine smile, was held on their faces as their hands left the comfortable warmth and they headed to their rooms.


A day to remember, truly


Willow was already thinking about the keyboard smashes, yelling in all caps, and literal screaming they were planning on doing when telling Niki about her eventful night.


While the first thing that Jaxon did when entering his temporary room, which he was now wishing was not so temporary, was text Toby about the best night of his life. And maybe a few other people would find out too..


Willow POV


What the fuck?


It's all I can think about. 


Jaxon Belview


I just kissed him. I kissed Ranboo. Holy shit.


"AH-" I scream, suddenly noticing the figure in my room "JESUS FUCK, CLAY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU"


"Hey, Willow" He says sternly


"Haha, hey Clay, bestie, brother o' mine. How ya, how ya doin?" I ask nervously 


George bursts out of my closet


"Well look who finally came out the closet.." I mumble


He rolls his eyes "Well? Did our plan work?" 


"Clay was in on your plan to get me and Jaxon together? Didn't expect him to be too ecstatic about this"


"No, him and Sap explained it to me after I was rushed to leave the beach" He says slightly angry


"Welllll, it was nice of you to visit my room. As you can see, I wasn't so lucky at missing the rainfall so I should take a shower"


"AT TA TA, NO, WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK" Clay says, standing up from my bed


"Oh this'll be fun.." I say under my breath, sarcastically 


"Are y'all dating, now?" 


"I have no fucking clue, I have no idea how any of this works to be honest. You forget that I'm still getting over the fact that we fucking kissed" I answer honestly


"Hmmmm" He looks to the ground


"Am I about to be murdered?" I whisper to George


"I have no clue" He whispers back


"Look, Willow." He says sternly "It's kinda weird that you're dating one of my friends, but, I know you're happy around him. He's a good kid, but if he's good enough for you is to be determined. If anything bad happens between you two, I won't hesitate to kick him"


"Gotcha" I say, nervous by his threats and too scared to ask if you meant kick him off the smp or just kick him in general


"And no funny business, you know what I mean" 


"For fucks sake, Clay. You know that's not gonna happen. You're acting like dad" I say, disgusted by what he was implying


He he starts to walk out my room, and before closing the door says "I don't wanna walk into your room and see you two making out or anything"


"CLAY" I yell


"Alright, alright I'm done. I am lowkey happy for you though, Will"


"Thanks, Clay" I smile as he leaves the room


"So, you gonna leave too now orrrrr?" I ask, referring to the Georgenotfound still in my room


"Hell no, you're telling me exactly what happened. You didn't get to kiss him without my help, so I get to know the details" 


Jaxon POV


What the fuck?


Yup, well, I just did that


Huh






I gotta tell Toby




ranboob 🙊👹


HEY


UH


SO


I DID THE THING


bee boy 🤪🙌🐝


yo


what'd you do


ranboob 🙊👹


I UH


IDK HOW TO SAY THIS


bee boy 🤪🙌🐝


SPIT IT OUT MEMORY MAN


ranboob 🙊👹


I KISSED WILLOW


bee boy 🤪🙌🐝


WHAT.


WHATS THE FUCK


YOU DID WHAT


HELLO??


TLEL ME


DETAISL


YPU FUCKING BITCHCH TLELE ME RIFGHT NOW


ranboob 🙊👹


WE WERE ON A BEACH


AND


IT WAS RAINING


AND WE WERE PLAYING MUSIC


AND IT REMINDED ME OF SMTH THEY SAID


SO I PUT A CERTAIN SONG ON AND KISSED HER A CERTAIN PART


LIKE A MOVIE OR SMTH, IT WAS CRAZY


Tubbo POV


cool ppl ig


bee boy


I HAVE VITAL INFORMATION TO INFORM YOU ALL OF


EVERYONE GET YOUR ASS ON RIGHT NOW


niki nihachu


hey tubbo, what's up?


music man wil 


stop fucking screaming, what's wrong?


bald


tubbo im taking a shit, this has gotta be important


bee boy


TRUST ME, ITS IMPORTANT


techneoblade


what


big man tom


WHATS UP BEE BOY


crow father


everything alright, mate?


bee boy


WIWLOOE ANDND JAXOEN KOSOISED


big man tom


HOLY FUCKING SHIT


IT HAPPENED


THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS


music man wil


translate, please?


big man tom


WILLOW AND JAXON KISSED


niki nihachu


WHAT THE FUCK


music man wil


FUCKING FINALLY


bald


LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO


niki nihachu


NO WAY IM SPAMMING WILLOW RN WAIT


crow father


YOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING HOLY SHIT


techneoblade


HOLY SHIT


that's fucking crazy 


^that's genuine btw


bald


MY SHIT IS OVER, THIS IS GREAT NEWS


big man tom


TMI, JACK, TMI


BUT IT IS INDEED GOOD NEWS


music man wil


 my ship has sailed. skyboo is real. my crops are water, my skin is clear, it's a great day. i can die peacefully now


(an: wilbur is literally all of you. it's canon now. wilbur is the readers lmfao)


Willow POV


George finally leaves my room after I tell him what happened


I plop down on my bed, thinking about my day. Not an ordinary day, that's for sure. After a couple seconds I turn my phone on to be greeted with MANY missed notifications


NIKI MY LOVE 😩😘🥵🥰


2 Missed Calls


NIKI MY LOVE 😩😘🥵🥰


7 Messages


ONE OF MY HUSBANDS 💍


14 Messages


techno 👹


2 Messages


Oh shit I forgot my phone was on silent


First I go to Niki's messages




NIKI MY LOVE 😩😘🥵🥰


WIWLWOW


TUBBO JSUT TEXTED THE GC


AND SAID U KISSED RANBOO


BITCH TELLE ME


I NEED DETAILS RN


WILLOW GET UR ASS OVER HERE


WILLOW


willow my spouse 💗


aha


hey bestie


NIKI MY LOVE 😩😘🥵🥰


WILLOW.


EXPLANATION.


NOW.




*Time skip to after Willow explains, in much detail per Niki' request, about what happened. Brought to you by the butterflies in Willow's stomach*




techno 👹


Tubbo just told me you and ranboo kissed.


Happy for you, but if you need anything, your older brother is here.


my padawan 🙂


older brother meaning clay? i mean, yeah, obviously 🙄🙄 /j 


techno 👹


This is why I never try to have sappy moments with you. 😒


my padawan 🙂


but it's so much fun 😩😩


in all seriousness, thanks techno :] it means a lot


techno 👹


Of course, Willow :)


my padawan 🙂


and stop bein a fuckin english major over text 🤨










ONE OF MY HUSBANDS 💍


WIWIWILWWO


JAJXOXXN JSUDT TEXTED ME


YOYU GUYS SFUCKING KISSED?,,


WITHOTUT MEE?


WHAHSTS THE SHTI


I


I DODNT TKNWO HWOW OT REACT


I CANTNT BELEIVE IT


CODNFIRM IT


I ENEDD YOU TO CONFIM IT, WILLOW


MY SHIP IS SAILING


QO7SLQPJFSLIHVKSOADJGJ


QKDIVOURAKCOG)S9VJROSJCNGKROSNCMV


WKDIVHFMSOCHGMEOSHVKG9)#(BYOMDOWWID:V8F)SISFPGJTIEOSJF


willow🪳🌿


JESUS FUCK TUBBO


THATS A LOT OF MESSAGES


ONE OF MY HUSBANDS 💍


CONFIRM IT SO I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT


willow 🪳🌿


I CONFIRM IT


WE DID INDEED KISS


IN SUMMARY, YOUR KEYBOARD SMASHES WERE MY REACTION


ONE OF MY HUSBANDS 💍


LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


SKYBOO IS REAL


willow 🪳🌿


i fucking hate you.




Welp 


What a night..






Words: 1212


Date: September 28th, 2021 (HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILLOW!!)


(an: a new chapter in the hit fanfiction, faceless? more likely than you think! what up mother fuckers, your bitch is back. how we all feelin?? skyboo is real, confirmed. willow told me themself. and i'm also the author so i make it canon lmfao. anyways, faceless is still technically on break since i don't know when i'll have internet again rip. hopefully by sometime next week. hope you guys enjoyed this, mainly texting, chapter!! was very fun to write :] think you guys will like the next chapter! eat, drink, sleep, shower, brush your teeth, self care! i love you and i'm proud of you! remember you are beautiful, smart, loved, and valid <33 bye bye my darlings!)

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