Nobody's POV

"Uh, Bob? Why are you wrapped in tin foil?" Bree asks as she and her siblings walk into the common area, only to find Bob stood with Adam covered in tin foil.

"It's not just tin foil. I'm also wearing three layers of pasta, tomato sauce and cheese." Bob replies.

"I turned him into a human lasagna pan. Forty-five minutes in the sun, and it's Bob appetite." Adam explains.

"You know, given what I've seen of Bob's training, this might be the most productive use of him yet." Leo says with a shrug.

"I don't know, he did lift up the couch so I could get my phone last week. That was pretty good." Mia adds.

"Mm, don't move. You need more oregano." Adam says before running out.

"Mm, lasagna! Got any garlic bread?" Perry asks as she walks into the room.

"You betcha. They're strapped to my shins." Bob replies.

"I'll be back. Save me the greasiest piece." Perry chuckles before heading for the door.

"Hey, where are you off too, and how long can you stay there?" Leo asks.

"Your cheap father forgot to pay the trash bill. I am so sick of working for a guy who won't let me throw trash in the ocean." Perry scoffs before walking off.

"Guys, check it out. This is gonna change our bionic academy forever. I found a way to replicate your super intelligence." Douglas says as he walks into the room.

"What?" Chase asks with a confused look.

"Your always saying how brilliant you are, well now we can have a whole island of brilliant minds. This ability duplicator will wirelessly add it to everyone's chip." Douglas says with a smirk.

"Wait, so you're gonna make me like him? Pass." Bree says before walking off.

"I'm with her on that." Mia adds before following after Bree.

"Don't worry. The five of you won't be affected. You, Chase and Adam have older chips and Leo doesn't have one." Douglas says, receiving a hurt look from Leo.

"What about Mia?" Chase asks.

"That girls already got enough abilities, I don't wanna deal with a blown up kid if she 'overloads'. But if this works, all the students will be just as smart as you. I just have to find someone to test it on." Douglas explains.

"And do you really think someone's gonna just let you randomly experiment on them?" Chase scoffs.

"Sorry, Bob. It's getting cloudy. I'm gonna have to cook you in here with my heat vision." Adam says as he walks back into the room and over to Bob.

"Will it hurt?" Bob asks in a nervous voice.

"Let's find out together." Adam says with a nod.

"Okay." Bob replies before Adam begins using his heat vision on him.

'Ooh, something's cookin'!" He chuckles.

"Bob it is." Douglas mutters.

"All right, Bob, now that we've made body lasagna, we should do something important. What do you think, CPR training, volunteer work? Oh, got it. We should figure out how many students we can cram into the pool." Adam says as he walks into the training area with a group of his students, where Bob is stood with Chase and Douglas at the cyber-desk.

"Easy. All you have to do is divide the average mass of the students by the pool's volumetric capacity." Bob explains with a shrug.

"Whoa! What did you do to my Bob?" Adam gasps jumping back.

"Thanks to my intelligence upgrade, Bob is now as brilliant as Chase." Douglas says with a smirk.

"Yep, I'm finally the whole package." Bob chuckles as he walks across the room.

"Isn't it great? I have an intellectual peer. We've been bonding for hours about the stock market, physics and ancient philosophies." Chase says as he walks over to Bob.

"Although we did have that tiff about Socrates. Ah, good times." Bob sighs.

"Bob, you're scaring me. I demand you burp the entire alphabet right now." Adam orders in a nervous voice.

"Can you believe it? Douglas' intelligence duplicator actually worked."

"Actually?" Douglas scoffs with a hurt look.

"You don't have the best track record." Chase says with a shrug.

"I made you, didn't I?" Douglas asks.

"Hey, look. Leftover lasagna." Adam chuckles as he pulls a piece of lasagna off Bob's neck and eats it.

"And you also made him." Chase says as he and Douglas look at Adam, disgusted looks on their faces.

"Welcome to the United Republic of Perryland." Perry says as she puts a flag down in the middle of the common area.

"I know I'm gonna regret this, but what's Perryland?" Bree asks.

"And why does the flag have a cow on it?" Leo adds with a confused look.

"That's an ox. Know your meats. When I went to pay the garbage bill, they told me that you'd never registered the island as a country, so I seized the opportunity. As of today, you're all second-class citizens of Perryland. This is the official charter. Read it and weep." Perry explains as she hands them a piece of paper.

"You expect us to believe that's real?" Bree scoffs.

"Oh, it's real. Just ask my muscle." Perry says, just as about 10 men dressed in army uniforms march into the room and stand behind her.

"This is bad. This is very, very bad." Leo mutters as he and Mia back up slightly.

"Who are they?" Bree asks.

"They're on loan from a tyrant friend of mine. And speaking of tyrants, guess who the dictator of Perryland is." Perry explains with a smirk.

"Your cat, Mr. Whiskers?" Bree asks as she reads the charter.

"Don't be ridiculous. He's vice-dictator, and he reports to me. Now join me in singing the Perryland national anthem." Perry scoffs.

"Yeah, I'm not singing any dumb anthem. Your 'muscle' doesn't scare me." Mia says, just as one of the soldiers lift her up by her shirt and throw her across the room.

"How about now?" Perry asks as Bree and Leo run over to Mia.

"Ah, you're still hanging out with Chase? No one should have to suffer that long." Adam chuckles as he walks into the cafeteria, where Bob and Chase are finishing up another game of chess.

"Great game. Another draw. Wanna go triple-check your homework?" Chase suggests as the two of them stand up.

"I already did, but one can never be too right." Bob replies with a smile.

"You know, if signs of affection didn't strike me as frivolous, I'd hug you right now. Oh, what the heck." Chase chuckles before hugging Bob.

"Whoa, whoa, Bob. Why waste your time doing stupid science stuff when we can do something useful. Let's go grab a couple jellyfish and wear 'em as wigs." Adam suggests breaking up the hug.

"I'm sorry, old friend, but I'm afraid we don't have much in common anymore." Bob says before walking off.

"I can't believe this. You stole my best friend." Adam gasps turning to Chase.

"I did not steal him. We just-Yeah, you know what, you're right. I stole him." Chase chuckles.

"You know what? Fine. I don't need you guys. Still got my bionic bros, right, guys?" Adam says turning to his students, only to find them all reading.

"Aw, quit reading. I told you it was bad for you." He groans as Douglas walks into the room.

"Douglas, what is going on with them?" He asks turning to Douglas.

"Not a thing. My intelligence upgrade worked so well on Bob, I decided to give it to all the other students." Douglas explains.

"What?! First you steal my Bob, then you take my that guy, that guy and him?!" Adam shouts pointing to his students.

"Who wants to discover a new element for the periodic table?" Chase asks from across the room.

"Yeah!" The Bionic Bros shout before running out with Chase.

"Don't worry, Adam. I'll be your friend." Douglas says with a smile.

"I'm not that hard up." Adam scoffs before walking off.

"You cannot just come in here and take over our home." Bree says as she, Mia and Leo walk into the mentors quarters, which Perry has completely taken over.

"Of course I can. In Perryland, Perry does whatever Perry wants." Perry replies with a smirk.

"Okay, look, you may own the island, but we still need to sleep in our capsules." Bree says.

"Yeah, I don't cope well without sleep! I can't cope!" Mia shouts.

"Fine. Because Dear Leader is a compassionate goddess, you may recharge your robot batteries right before bedtime. And FYI, I changed the lock on that door, so you're gonna have to buy key cards from me. Twenty bucks each." Perry explains.

"What?" Leo gasps.

"That's insane!" Bree protests.

"I don't even have 20 bucks!" Mia gasps.

"Fine. They're 40 bucks. Now get out of here. I have work to do." Perry orders.

"What is that?" Bree asks, motioning to the large pile of sand across the room.

"Sand to fill the pool with. Vice-dictator Mr. Whiskers is helicoptering in tomorrow, and he demanded a much bigger litter box." Perry explains with a smirk.

"Ew. That's disgusting." Bree groans, a disgusted look on her face.

"Don't worry, you can still swim in it." Perry mocks, making one of her guards laugh.

"It's not that funny. Get back to work." She orders as the three bionic teens walk out.

"I can't even fathom what we were like before the intelligence upgrade. I mean, how obtuse was I? I was so beyond obtuse, I was Bob-tuse." Bob says as he stands in the common area with the other upgraded students, Douglas and Adam watching behind them.

"I cannot live in a world with this many Chases." Adam gasps turning to Douglas.

"I have bigger problems. I just found out that Perry now owns the island, and has installed herself as dictator." Douglas says.

"Oh, that explains why her face is on all of the toilet seats." Adam mutters.

"The first law that "Dear Leader" Perry passed says that I must serve as her personal servant and massage therapist." Douglas groans in a disgusted voice.

"It's about time somebody put you to work. What do you do here again?" Adam asks.

"I have to go fix this." Douglas says as he gets in the hydra loop.

"Okay, but Douglas, before you go, can you please-." Adam says before Douglas shoots off in the hydra loop.

"Oh, the frivolities of your consistent blunders." Bob sighs before he and the students turn away from Adam.

"That's it, Bob. If Douglas won't fix you, I will." Adam says before he fires the duplicator at the student.

"All right, that should do it. Let's see if it worked. Quick, Bob, spell your name backwards." He says, only getting a bleat back from Bob.

"Uh-oh. Guys, what's wrong with Bob?" He mutters, only to get bleats back from the students.

"Adam. What's going on?" Chase asks as he walks into the room.

"I was trying to dial everyone's intelligence level back to normal and...Oh, what do you want from me? I'm obtuse." Adam groans.

"You must've dialed it back too far. You downgraded their intelligence to the level of a farm animal." Chase gasps as he looks at the brainless students.

"Yeah, well, for Bob, that's still an upgrade." Adam says.

"You don't get it. Bob and all the students are brainless zombies." Chase explains.

"Then we'll dial it back." Adam replies with a shrug.

"Where's the intelligence duplicator?" Chase asks looking around the room, only to find Bob chewing the duplicator.

"No, no, no, no, no, no!" He snaps snatching the now mauled duplicator from Bob.

"Hey, in my defense, normal Bob probably would've done that, too." Adam protests.

"Now that Bob destroyed the intelligence duplicator, there's no way to turn them back to normal." Chase groans.

"No problem. We'll just get rid of these students, and have Douglas whip us up a new batch." Adam says with a shrug.

"Adam!" Chase snaps glaring at him.

"Calm down. It's not like they're a danger to anyone." Adam scoffs, assuming that Chase is overreacting.

"Yes, they are. They're a danger to themselves." Chase replies.

"What are we gonna do?" Adam asks with a confused look.

"If we can't find a way to bring them back, every one of our students will be completely useless." Chase groans.

"Worse than that, I think you and I are gonna be on the hook for some very expensive dental work." Adam groans motioning to Bob, who is biting the side of the cyber desk.

"Make every mole count." Perry says as she poses for her portrait in the mentors quarters, Bree, Leo and Mia walking in seconds later.

"Hey, Perryland peasants. Check out this thing I found in the weapons room. It shoots lasers." She chuckles showing them her laser fist.

"What were you doing in our weapons room?" Bree asks giving her a pointed look.

"Leveling the playing field. You never know when you machine people are gonna turn on us fleshies." Perry explains as she gets into a mini fighting stance.

"What's going on?" She asks with a confused look.

"I don't know." Bree mutters, almost as confused as Perry.

"It's a rebellion. They're trying to take me out so that they can rule Perryland. The only way that's gonna happen is over Dear Leader's dead body." Perry gasps.

"Well, you had a good run." Leo mutters.

"Back off. I've got a battle to fight." Perry says holding out her fist.

"No, you cannot attack them. They're innocent." Bree orders moving in front of her.

"I'm not gonna attack them. I'm just gonna give them a gentle warning. A gentle 15,000-volt warning." Perry says before she powers up the laser fist.

"Get down, get down!" Bree shouts as she, Leo and Mia shove the students away from the lasers.

"That's how it works." Perry chuckles as she continues to fire the lasers, one of them hitting Mia.

"Going down again." Mia mutters before she falls to the floor, Bree and Leo looking at her with concerned eyes.

"Ah, come on. Get back together!" Adam yells as he and Chase stand in the common area with the students, where Adam is hitting the duplicator with his fist.

"Wow, I can't believe that didn't work." Chase scoffs rolling his eyes.

"I don't see you doing anything." Adam protests.

"This is all your fault. We wouldn't even be in this mess if you hadn't touched the device in the first place." Chase says glaring at Adam.

"You don't have any proof of that. The only person who knows whether I did it or not is me, 'cause I was the one who did it. And I wouldn't have touched the device if you hadn't stolen my best friend." Adam explains, trying to pass the blame onto Chase.

"Oh, well, excuse me for finally having a person around here I can relate to." Chase scoffs glaring at him.

"Chase, why does it sound like a bionic barnyard in here?" Douglas asks as he steps out of the hydra loop.

"Adam used your intelligence duplicator and turned all of our students into mindless zombies. Then Bob ate the device, so we have no way of turning them back to normal." Chase explains glaring at his brother.

"See? This is why I always have to make two of everything around here." Douglas scoffs as he pulls another duplicator from his pocket.

"Yes! Problem solved." Chase gasps, a wide smile on his face.

"Sound the alarm. Perry's on a rampage." Leo gasps as he, Bree and Mia run into the room.

"She's gonna kill us all!" Mia cries as Perry runs into the room.

"I don't wanna hurt you. I just wanna shoot you with a laser." Perry says before firing the laser, knocking the duplicator out of Douglas' hands and shattering it.

"Come on!" Douglas snaps glaring at her.

"Any chance you make three of everything?" Adam chuckles nervously.

"What is going on? Why are you shooting at them?" Douglas asks giving her an odd look.

"These students are trying to oust me from power." Perry says glaring at the students.

"No, they're not!" Douglas yells.

"They're not?" Perry asks with a confused look.

"No." Douglas groans glaring at her.

"Oh, okay." Perry replies.

"I have been telling you that for an hour. Why do you stop when he tells you?" Bree scoffs in an annoyed voice.

"Because he's the future king." Perry says giving Douglas a 'seductive' smirk.

"So much for an easy fix. Now I have to build a new duplicator from scratch." Douglas groans before walking out.

"Well, as long as you don't tap into their bionics, there's only so much damage they can do." Chase says, just as one of the soldiers hits the console with his super strength.

"You were saying. They're gonna destroy everything." Bree groans.

"So what do we do with 'em?" Leo asks with a concerned look.

"I have an idea." Adam says with a smirk.

"Good idea, Adam. I can't believe they're not smart enough to find their way out of the pool." Chase says as he, his siblings, Douglas and Perry stand in the mentors quarters, where the students are stood in the empty pool in a massive huddle.

"We can finally figure out how many people we can cram in there. Everybody count off." Adam says as he begins to count the students.

"Hold on. Somebody said five twice." He groans, receiving odd looks from everyone.

"Hey, whatever happened to your military goon squad?" Leo asks turning to Perry.

"When they found out they weren't getting paid, they threatened to quit, so I had to fire on them." Perry explains.

"You mean fire them." Bree says giving her an odd look.

"Nope." Perry replies with a shrug.

"Wait, so they're gone! Thank you lord! Than you!" Mia cries running around the room.

"Okay. This better work. Otherwise I'll have to get rid of these kids and whip up a whole new batch." Douglas groans as he prepares the duplicator.

"That's what I said." Adam gasps shooting a look at Chase, just as Douglas uses the duplicator on the students.

"Bob, name an element in the periodic table." Chase says walking towards him.

"Uh, lasagna." Bob replies with a shrug.

"That's my Bob. Welcome back, buddy." Adam says as he hugs him.

"I'll be inside preparing for the royal bathing. Good news. You three get to scrape my heels." Perry cackles to Bree, Mia and Leo before walking out.

"So what do we do?" Bree asks turning to Leo and Mia.

"Same thing I did in high school detention. Grab a bucket and a cheese grater, and let your mind drift somewhere else." Leo mutters, wrinkling his nose in disgust.

"I might just jump into the ocean. It's a more peaceful solution." Mia says with a shrug.

"I went through all the paperwork, and I can't find a legal fix that will remove her from power." Chase says as he walks over with the legal document.

"Ok, let me torch 'em." Mia says as she generates a flame in her hand.

"Put that flame away or so help me, I will stick it in the kitty litter!" Bree snaps as Mia withdraws the flame.

"Then I'm afraid we have no choice. We have to relocate the academy." Chase sighs.

"Well, there is one possible legal solution. If Perry were married, her spouse would own half the island, too." Leo says as he reads the document.

"Yeah, but we all know that there's no person in their right mind who's gonna marry her." Douglas chuckles, receiving pointed looks from everyone.

"I can't believe this is happening." Douglas mutters as he stands with Leo and Mia in the training area, the students all sat in front of them waiting for the 'wedding'.

"I can't believe Perry only has one guest." Leo says motioning to Perry's side, which only has one of the training dummies dressed in a tux.

"All right, I signed up online. I'm officially allowed to marry you and Perry." Adam says as he walks in, dressed in a long black robe.

"You almost look official. Nice touch with the robe." Leo replies.

"Oh, no, this was just 'cause I was chilly." Adam says before taking the robe off, revealing him dressed in board shorts and a v-neck t-shirt.

"All right, let's do this. Hit it, Bob." He says turning to Bob, who starts playing 'Here Comes the Bride' on the keyboard.

Chase walks out first, posing as the flower girl as he throws rose petals on the ground.

"Ok, now this is just too funny." Mia chuckles as Chase sits down, Chase glaring at her as he does.

Bree then follows, holding Perry's dress up as she walks down the aisle towards Douglas.

"Aren't you gonna lift my veil?" Perry asks as she reaches Douglas, Bree moving to the side.

"Actually, I was hoping there was a second one that I could cover it with." Douglas mutters as he reluctantly lifts up the veil.

"I've been dreaming of this since I was a little girl. This is exactly how I pictured it." Perry sighs as she looks around the room.

"On an island filled with bionic superhumans?" Bree asks giving her an odd look.

"You don't know what I dreamed. You weren't there." Perry scoffs as she and Douglas turn towards Adam.

"Hear ye, hear ye. We are gathered here to join Theresa Cherry Perry and Douglas Orville Davenport in marriage." Adam says with an awkward smile.

"Orville?" Leo asks giving Douglas an odd look.

"Given everything that's happening right now, do you really think that that is gonna embarrass me?" Douglas mutters glaring at him.

"If anyone here sees a reason why these two should not be married, please raise your hand." Adam says, which everyone except him and Perry raise their hand to.

"I don't want Perry to be my aunt...or is it Mom? I don't even know!" Mia cries.

"Nothin'? Nobody? No one here objects, not a soul? Good. By the power vested in me by some random site on the internet, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the-." Adam explains, completely ignoring everyone else in the room.

"Cue the music!" Douglas shouts as Bob switches the music back on.

"Hold on. There's still one minor formality to make this...beautiful arrangement official. You have to sign the marriage license." Leo explains as he holds out the 'marriage license'.

"Of course." Perry says as she signs the document.

"Congratulations. You're now Douglas Orville Perry." She says smiling at Douglas.

"We did it!" Leo gasps as they all start cheering.

"Ha! As your husband, I now own half the island." Douglas shouts with a smirk.

"You may think you own half of what's mine, but in Perryland, the lady takes it all. Read the charter. Come on, Dougie-poo. It's honeymoon time." Perry chuckles as she begins to drag Douglas down the aisle.

"Oh, my evil past has finally caught up to me." Douglas mutters, a scared look on his face.

"Hold on there, bridezilla. Joke's on you. I switched documents." Bree says as she holds up another document.

"What are you talking about?" Perry asks with a confused look.

"Oh, this isn't a marriage license. You just signed a contract that gives total ownership of the island back to us." Bree says with a smirk.

"What? Give me that." Perry orders before Bree super speeds out of the room with the document.

"Wait, so they're not actually married? If those two can't make it, what chance do any of us have?" Bob gasps before running out.

"You may have taken my island and my man, but you will never take my laser fist!" Perry yells before she begins firing the laser, everyone running out as fast as possible.

"And this is still exactly how I pictured it! Thanks for nothing!" She snaps, glaring at the dummy as she runs out.

"Well, now that zombie-pocalypse is over, I can finally use the intelligence duplicator to make all the students smart again." Douglas explains as he and Chase stand in the common area.

"It's about time." Chase scoffs as Adam and Bob walk over.

"Woah, hold on. Did you ever think maybe Bob doesn't wanna be super intelligent?" Adam asks.

"Oh, I-." Bob says.

"Nobody cares, Bob." Adam says cutting him off.

"Look, just because you can change someone doesn't mean you should. I mean, Bob might not be as smart as everyone, but he's Bob. That's why I love him. And Chase you're Chase, and that's why...Well, I'll stop there." He explains patting Chase on the back.

"That might be the smartest thing he's ever said. Did you hit him with the intelligence duplicator?" Douglas asks.

"You know, Adam's right. We should destroy it. Where'd it go?" Chase says as he looks around the room, only to find Bob chewing the intelligence duplicator.

"Told you normal Bob would do that, too." Adam chuckles, looking on with a smile.