Nobody's POV

"Morning germ sacks! I know you've all be complaining that the technology around here isn't quite up to date, so thanks to your truly we're getting cutting edge equipment for the whole school to enjoy." Perry explains walking into the hall.

"Behold, Mission Creek High's brand new media centre!" She gasps pointing to an outdated TV.

"Chase, what is that?" Mia asks turning to her brother.

"Don't worry Mia, it's before your time." Chase sighs patting her on the back.

"How is this thing new?" Leo asks.

"It's new to you Dooley." Perry says before walking off.

"Terribly sorry to bother you, but could you help me find me locker?" A boy with a thick Irish accent asks walking over to Adam and Bree.

"No! Guys! No! Back off Irish!" Mia shouts running over to the three of them, pushing Bree and Adam away from the boy.

"Quit it Mia. Sure I'll help you." Bree says taking the boy's locker information from him.

"Oh, 324. Your right over there." She explains giving him the paper back and pointing across the room to his locker.

"Why thanks. I'm Alaster by the way. Foreign exchange student from Ireland." Alaster says shaking Bree's hand.

"I'm Bree, this is my brother Adam and my little, annoying, sister Mia." Bree says gesturing to her siblings.

"I'm not annoying, I'm protecting you guys!" Mia protests.

"Aren't you a wee little thing." Alaster chuckles tapping Mia on the head.

"Let me at him!" Mia shouts running at Alaster, only to get held back by Adam.

"I can show you around later on if you want." Bree suggests.

"Cheers." Alaster says before walking off.

"Wait a second, new kid from a foreign country. Do you know what this means?" Adam gasps.

"That your not the only one we'll have to speak slowly to?" Bree chuckles.

"No! He's a bionic spy!" Adam says looking over at Alaster.

"Why do you think I ran over and told him to back off? I was trying to protect you guys, we can't have another Marcus." Mia sighs.

"Guy's that's ridiculous. Alaster seems like a nice guy." Bree says waving at him, receiving a wave back.

"Oh no, she's got another crush!" Mia groans, receiving a punch on the arm from Bree in the process.

"Mia, we are gonna prove that he's a bionic spy. But first, we must learn to speak Irlandish." Adam says walking out of the room.

"Irlandish, got it!" Mia shouts running after Adam.

"Hey Bree, what are you siblings like? Or they're not too bad, they just talk 'Irlandish'." Bree mutters before following her siblings.

"Leo, read what's on page 47 of your history book." Chase says as he and Leo study in the lab.

"I don't have a page 47. I have a 4, a 7, a 12, a 32 and what I hope is gum on 98." Leo groans as he looks through his book.

"This book is so old. Listen to this: Chapter 4, horseless carriages taking over the streets of America." Chase reads.

"Other schools teach on laptops and tablets. We're reading from text books that warn us the British are coming. We need to do something to bring Mission Creek High to the 21st century." Leo sighs as Donald walks over.

"Maybe I can help." Donald suggests.

"No!" Leo and Chase shout.

"I am a genius tech mogul, I could revolutionise your whole school. Why wouldn't you want me to help?" Donald asks.

"Because everytime you try to help it starts in a good place and then your ego takes over and ruins everything." Leo explains.

"That is not true! Name one time that's happened!" Donald shouts.

"Last week you gave me a new backpack." Leo says.

"You said you needed a backpack." Donald says back.

"A backpack, not this." Leo says holding up his backpack, with has Donald's face stuck on it.

"All the guys in the office love theirs." Donald mutters.

"Trust me, they don't." Leo chuckles, making Donald glare at him.

"You don't get it, this is our school your talking about!" Chase groans.

"Yeah, whatever disaster you create there will effect us every day." Leo says.

"Guys, I promise I won't embarrass you. This is about your school, not about me." Donald sighs.

"Well, our school could really use the help." Chase mutters glancing at Leo.

"Fine. But you keep that ego under control." Leo says pointing at Donald.

"Don't worry, my ego's officially checked." Donald chuckles walking across the room.

"You worried?" Chase asks turning to Leo.

"Yes."

"Hey guys, check it out. Electronic bulletin boards, tablets instead of text books and this is the coolest part." Donald says as he leads Chase and Leo over to a set of lockers.

"By the end of the day I will have fingerprint recognition systems on all of the lockers. We were gonna do retina scanning but it turns out that eyeballs are highly flammable." He explains as he presses Leo's finger up on the recognition pad.

"Hello Leo Dooley." The locker beeps as the door opens.

"So, what do you think?" Donald asks.

"I think it's gonna be a lot harder to get out of when someone locks me inside." Leo chuckles.

"I gotta hand it to you Mr Davenport, this is amazing." Chase says pointing to all of the technology.

"See? I told you it would be great." Donald chuckles as a robot, looking very similar to Perry, walks into the room.

"Ah, I see you gave Perry a makeover. I especially love what you did to her face." Leo chuckles walking towards the robot.

"Zip it Dooley!" The robot beeps.

"That's not Principal Perry, it's Robo Perry! She's a robot!" Donald gasps as Perry runs into the room.

"She's beautiful!" Perry shouts hugging Robo Perry.

"Anyway, I designed Robo Perry so she could roam the hotels and give out detentions while-." Donald explains.

"I'm on a three hour lunch break. Or lurking elsewhere." Perry chuckles.

"How could you do this?" Chase gasps turning to Donald.

"Well it was pretty simple. I took the foundations of a robot I built for private security and I repurposed the software and then I matched her vocal pattern. It wasn't easy matching the vocal patterns of a gravel truck unloading and a bear in labour but I got it eventually." Donald explains.

"I always wanted a super cute twin sister. I'm gonna buy us matching bikinis!" Perry gasps doing a pose, which Robo Perry imitates.

"And I'm gonna gouge my eyes out!" Leo groans, making Perry glare at him.

"Thanks Don." Perry says walking up to Donald in an attempt to hug him.

"Your welcome." Donald stammers walking off.

"Why would you build another Perry?!" Chase snaps.

"Perry said that if I make her life easier, she's gonna name a wing of the school after me." Donald chuckles.

"You sold us out just to have your name above a doorway?" Chase gasps glaring at his father.

"Once again your ego takes over and ruins everything!" Leo groans.

"Hey if my name on this school brings more prestige and funding because I'm so awesome, that's a win, win, win! That's three wins! That's a Daven-win!" Donald chuckles pointing at himself.

"Oh hey Adam, toss me my water bottle." Bree says as she does stretches in gym class.

Adam throws the bottle but it goes flying over Bree's head, only to get caught by Alaster just before it hits the floor.

"I believe this is yours." Alaster chuckles handing Bree her bottle.

"Get back! I have a half eaten breadstick and I'm not afraid to use it!" Mia shouts running behind Bree and Alaster, brandishing a slightly chewed breadstick.

"Relax little one." Alaster chuckles patting Mia on the head again.

"I'm not a dog!" Mia whines walking behind Bree and Adam.

"How'd you grab that so fast?" Bree asks.

"Yeah! How'd you do that!?" Adam shouts walking towards Alaster.

"Must be me quick reflexes. Or maybe it's just the luck of the Irish." Alaster says with a shrug, making Adam give him a strange look.

"Not liking the Irish? I can do a great American accent. 'I like pickup trucks, spring break and extra large portions, ye-haw'!" Alaster chuckles walking across the room.

"Hey, what happened to your accent?" Bree asks.

"Pretty cool huh? It's one of me special abilities, I can sound like almost anybody. French, German, Russian." Alaster chuckles in his thick Irish accent.

"Wow, that's pretty impressive." Bree chuckles.

"Impressive, more like creepy!" Mia groans as Alaster walks off.

"Did you hear that? He said special abilities!" Adam gasps.

"I know. And that accent thing was just like my vocal manipulation." Bree mutters.

"Who tried to tell you? That's right, me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!" Mia groans jumping up and down like a small child.

"Keep it up Chip Parker and you will be in detention forever you 'insert insult' mouth breather!" Robo Perry beeps as she drags a student through the hall.

"Great, everybody at school hates us." Chase sighs as he and Leo sit on a bench in the middle of the room.

"Yeah but now it's hi-tech hate." Leo says.

"Hey, how come you guys aren't eating in the Davenportaria?" Donald asks walking over.

"Funny thing, when your dad creates an even worse version of the worst principal ever, students tend to turn on you." Chase groans as he tries to eat his banana, which gets knocked out of his hands by one of the students walking by.

"Look, don't worry. I'm sure this will all blow over as soon as kids get used to Robo Perry. Remember when you first met Leo? You couldn't stand him." Donald chuckles, making Leo shoot a look at Chase.

"Donny D!" Perry shouts walking up to Donald.

"Principal P!" Donald chuckles doing a handshake with Perry.

"Old people. You don't think you are but you are." Leo mutters, making Donald and Perry glare at him.

"You are a genius." Perry says turning her attention back to Donald.

"And you are a master of the obvious." Donald chuckles.

"Robo Perry has been amazing. I know it's only been a few days, but do you smell that?" Perry sighs.

"Moist cat food?" Chase asks as he smells the air.

"I was running late! I grabbed the can! I thought it was tuna! Live with it!" Perry snaps.

"Fear, it's fear. And it's everywhere, it's the best smell in the world." She sighs turning towards Donald.

"I prefer briskly minted hundreds, but whatever fills your boat Perry-bomb." Donald chuckles.

"Listen, I was telling the superintendent how wonderful Robo Perry is and he's bringing the entire school board by this afternoon to check her out. Soon, if we're lucky, they'll be a Robo Perry at every school in the district." Perry explains.

"And after that, every school in America!" Donald shouts.

"Great, now kids we've never met will hate us!" Leo groans.

"Donald Davenport, the children saviour! I'm gonna make so much money!" Donald sighs looking off into the distance.

"And as your partner, I'll be happy to give you 30%." Perry says.

"I think your forgetting who created this work of genius." Donald chuckles.

"Well I think your forgetting who's putting the deal together." Perry says with a smirk.

"Why don't we go discuss this in my office? I think a lot more clearly in my butt-massaging chair." She suggests.

"I'm sorry, I blacked out after the word chair." Donald mutters, staring at Perry with a blank face.

"Before we do anything, we need evidence that Alaster's a bionic spy." Bree explains as she and her siblings watch Alaster from the edge of the cafeteria.

"Got it! Mia, it's mission mode time!" Adam shouts, waving his hand in front of his face.

"Oh right." Mia mutters pulling a pair of sunglasses from her pocket and putting them on, making Bree give her a strange look.

"What? I have to look cool if I'm taking down a bionic spy." Mia groans.

"I'll interrogate him and see if he slips up but we have to be subtle. Let me handle this." Bree says.

"She's only saying that because she has a crush on him." Mia chuckles.

"I do not have a crush on him!" Bree snaps shoving Mia slightly.

"Bree, don't fight your true feelings." Mia sighs patting her on the back.

"So Alaster, what brings you to America?" Bree asks walking over to Alaster, her siblings following close behind.

"It's a beautiful country." Alaster says.

"So, what are you eating there?" Mia asks pointing to Alaster's food.

"Not much, a couple of chips. Just recharging my batteries." Alaster chuckles.

"Ah! So you run on batteries now? What's your game!?" Adam shouts in his face.

"Maybe I should just take me chips and go." Alaster mutters picking up his tray and walking towards the door.

"And what chips are they?! Bionic chips!?" Mia shouts as he runs out.

"Be honest, was that too subtle or too much?" She asks turning back to her siblings.

"No way! You nailed it." Adam says hi-fiving her.

"Ok. Coast is clear, everyone's in class and Robo Perry is charging." Leo says as he and Chase stand behind Robo Perry.

"Great. I just need find out where Mr Davenport put her control panel." Chase explains walking closer to Robo Perry and using his bionic eye to scan her.

"Hundreds! Out of hundreds of places he could choose from, he decides to put it in her armpit!" Chase groans lifting up Robo Perry's arm.

"Have fun." Leo chuckles.

Chase reaches into the armpit and rewires Perry, much to his own disgust.

"There. Instead of seeing Robo Perry patrolling the halls, the school board will see this." Chase says pulling Robo Perry's arm back down and pressing a button, making her break into a dance frenzy.

"Ah! What did you guys do to her?!" Donald shouts running into the room.

"Tapped into her control panel and messed with her settings. You mess with us, now it's payback time." Chase chuckles.

"No! Robo Perry's original programming was for military purposes! If any unauthorised user tampers with it, it sets back to it's factory default!" Donald snaps.

"We reset her date and time, big deal." Chase mocks.

"The factory default is search and destroy!" Donald shouts glaring at them both.

"Did somebody say search and destroy?" Mia asks running through the gym doors.

"No, we're good Mia." Chase says.

"Ok. I've gotta get back to hunting down an Irishman. It's not as strange as it sounds." Mia chuckles running back into the gym.

"Now her factory mode is locked in and I can't stop it!" Donald snaps turning towards Robo Perry, who's eyes are glowing bright red.

"Detected! Destroy!" She beeps throwing Donald across the room.

"Now that's what you call a Daven-splat." Leo mutters as Perry walks off.

"Mr Davenport! Are you ok?!" Chase gasps running over and helping his father up.

"I'm fine, but we've gotta stop her before she destroys the whole school!" Donald shouts as Robo Perry goes on a rampage.

"I think we can divert her attention and lure her into that empty classroom. We just need some bait." Chase explains pointing to a classroom across the hall.

Both Chase and Donald glance at Leo, hinting that they want to use him as bait.

"Me?! Why me?!" Leo whines.

"Because your-your-." Chase stammers.

"Brave?" Leo asks, striking victory poses.

"Brave." Donald and Chase say.

"Alright, I'll do it!" Leo shouts pulling another pose.

"Get over there!" Donald shouts shoving Leo forward.

"Hey! Over here you bag of bolts!" Leo stammers.

"Tiny threat detected!" Robo Perry beeps.

"Ok, I am too big to be tiny and too tiny to be a threat!" Leo groans as Robo Perry chases after him.

He runs into the classroom and Robo Perry runs after him, only to beat him up in the process. He runs back out of the room and kicks her inside while Donald and Chase slam the door, closing her inside.

"Leo, are you ok?" Chase asks turning to his step-brother.

"Boys, I've seen some things!" Leo gasps as he rocks himself while sitting on the floor.

"Since the subtle interrogation failed, I say we try a different tactic." Bree says as she, Mia and Adam stand in the gym.

"We stick his head in the bin!" Mia suggests.

"No, I'm talking about a friendly game of dodgeball." Bree says handing Adam one of the dodgeball.

"I love dodgeball! But how is that gonna help us?" Adam asks.

"Because, if Alaster is bionic his instinctive reflexes will automatically kick in." Bree explains.

"Ok, but if that doesn't work me and Alaster are playing a quick game of 'Truth or Wedgie'." Adam says.

"Oh I hate that game! I always lose!" Mia groans.

"You know, you should really report all this abuse your getting." Bree says.

"Na! I'm waiting for the day I can get them all back." Mia chuckles.

"Hey Alaster!" Bree calls walking over to him.

"Oh, hey guys." Alaster says turning to face them.

"Bree, Mia and I want to introduce to a great American game called dodgeball." Adam says, tossing the dodgeball around in his hands.

"Oh, that's sound lovely. How do ya-?" Alaster says before Adam throws the dodgeball at him, making him grunt in pain.

"Your doing great buddy!" Mia chuckles throwing a dodgeball at him.

"Guys, those don't look like bionic reflexes." Bree mutters.

"He's obviously hiding them! He's a genius!" Mia groans.

"You know, it's a good thing this guy's bionic or this would really hurt." Adam chuckles as he throws more dodgeballs at him.

"How could you guys do this to me?" Donald asks as he and Chase try to keep Robo Perry locked in the classroom.

"We had too! You doubled the Perry which doubled our pain!" Chase groans.

"Pain?! You don't know pain! I am a damaged little boy!" Leo screams as he sits on the floor.

"Look, maybe you guys are right. From now on, I will not let my ego get the better of me - which shouldn't be hard because I am so awesome at everything!" Donald chuckles, once again talking about himself.

"This is the main hall." Perry says as she walks in, a group of people following behind.

"Oh great, the school board." Donald groans.

"This demonstration will show that Mission Creek High is the school of the future. And there's the man who's 30% responsible for all of it. Donald Davenport." Perry explains pointing to Donald.

"Principal Perry!" Donald shouts walking towards her.

"What's the word, Donny Burn?" Perry chuckles waving at him.

"Uh, where's Robo me?" She asks looking around the room.

"Uh, she is supervising a parent-teacher conference." Donald lies as Robo Perry bangs on the door again, making everyone give Donald a weird look.

"It's not going well." He mutters.

"Well get that beautiful hunk of metal out here, I wanna show her off." Perry chuckles pointing to the school board.

"Or we could just stay out here and look at that big beautiful hunk of-you." Donald stammers as Robo Perry breaks the door down, knocking Leo and Chase out of the way in the process.

"There she is! Come give your sissy a kissy!" Perry shouts pulling kissy faces at Robo Perry.

"Threat detected!" Robo Perry beeps.

"Threat? I'm no threat. What-what are you talking about?" Perry stammers.

"Destroy! Destroy!" Robo Perry shouts walking towards Perry.

"Destroy me? Oh hunni, many have tried. I don't think so." Perry chuckles as Robo Perry attacks her, causing a battle between the Perry's.

"Alright! I don't know know what's going on, but your going down metal me!" She shouts charging at Robo Perry.

"We're not getting much of an education, but where else can you see this?" Leo chuckles as he watches from the side.

"We've been torturing this kid all day. Maybe he's not bionic." Bree sighs as she, Adam and Mia watch Alaster in the gym.

"Bree, don't let your feelings get in the way of your judgement." Mia says.

"You know just because your my little sister, it doesn't mean I can't hurt you!" Bree snaps glaring at Mia.

"No Bree, I agree with Mia. This is America, he's guilty until proven innocent." Adam says.

"Let me do one last test." He says walking over to Alaster.

"What is he gonna do?" Bree asks turning to Mia.

"Who knows?" Mia mutters.

"Alaster! Buddy! Wanna hang with me and my sisters? It'll be fun." Adam chuckles wrapping his arm around Alaster's shoulders.

"You know, maybe it's just a cultural thing, but my idea of fun involves a lot fewer bruises." Alaster groans trying to walk away, only to get held back by Adam.

"Ali, look. If you want people to stop picking on you, you should probably pump some iron." Adam suggests leading him across the room.

"Oh no, I'm good." Alaster stammers.

"Oh yes, I really think you should." Adam says.

"Well to be honest, I'm not much of a weightlifter." Alaster says.

"Quit stalling! Just do it!" Adam shouts, lifting up the whole weight set with one hand using his super strength.

"Ahhh!" Alaster screams running out of the gym.

"Adam!" Bree snaps glaring at him.

"Oh." Adam mutters, realising what's in his hand.

"Do you think he saw?" He asks, making Bree glare at him and walk out of the room.

"Well at least we know he's not bionic, but man he screams like a girl." Mia chuckles.

"Don, what's going on?! I don't think I can hold her much longer! She's strong! You must of given her some of my unbridled rage!" Perry shouts as she wrestles with Robo Perry.

"Be careful with her! She's fragile!" Donald shouts as Perry throws Robo Perry.

"What the?" Mia gasps as she, Adam and Bree walk into the room.

"Principal Perry! You have to help me! Adam and-! Ahh!" Alaster screams as he runs into the room, the sight of Robo Perry making him squeal.

Robo Perry grabs him and throws him across the room, making him crash into the school board and knock them over.

"She knows how to lift!" Adam chuckles.

"Well that settles that, he's definitely not bionic." Bree sighs.

"And you definitely have a crush on him." Mia chuckles, making Bree glare at her.

"Please don't hurt me. I'm sorry." She says hugging Bree and pulling sad faces.

"Yeah, that stopped working the second you turned 7." Bree chuckles as Mia let's go of her.

"Mr Davenport, how are we gonna stop Robo Perry?" Chase asks turning to his father.

"We don't have a choice, your gonna have to use your bionics." Donald mutters.

"Got it, what exactly am I melting?" Mia asks.

"We can't use our bionic in front of the school board!" Chase gasps.

"We have to do something, Robo Perry's gonna destroy the entire school! Just do it!" Donald orders.

The four of them prepare to use their bionics but before they can, Perry tackles Robo Perry to the ground and rips it head off.

"There can be only one!" She shouts holding up the robot head.

"Still one to many." Leo mutters, making Chase smirk.

"Damn it, I really wanted to melt something!" Mia whines.

"Hey Alaster." Bree says as she, Adam and Mia walk over to the Irish exchange student.

"Yeah, about yesterday with the weight rack." Adam stammers.

"To be honest, I can't really remember much about yesterday." Alaster sighs.

"Wait, you can't?" Mia asks.

"No. I knocked me noggin somehow. Everything after dodgeball's just a blur." Alaster says.

"Well then let me fill you in. We were all in gym class when Bree asked you on a date and you said yes." Mia chuckles.

"Ah, so you like yourself a foreign boy? Well, how about we go grab a smoothie?" Alaster suggests wrapping his arm around Bree's shoulders.

"Sure." Bree says, trying to be as nice as possible.

As they walk off Bree shoots a glare at Mia, making her laugh slightly.

"Mia, you are a genius!" Adam chuckles hi-fiving his little sister.