Spike Vs. Spikette


Nobody's POV

"Next!" Douglas shouts as he scans a group of the students in a common area.

"What's up, Douglas? Doing a price check on bionic kids?" Leo chuckles as he and his siblings walk over to him.

"Ooh, I wonder how much I'm worth." Adam says with a smile.

"Well, we could sell you for parts and find out." Chase suggests with a smirk.

"Alright, well, just don't sell the part that does this!" Adam says before punching Chase.

"That was as good one." Mia chuckles hi-fiving Adam.

"I'm just cataloging everyone's bionic abilities." Douglas says.

"Cool, count me in." Adam replies holding his hand up.

"Adam, we already know what your abilities are." Bree says giving him an odd look.

"Okay, you got me. I just really like waiting in lines." Adam sighs as he joins the front of the queue.

"In addition to the bionics we know they have, Krane also gave them a lot of weird hidden abilities. Just trying to get a grip on what we're dealing with." Douglas explains.

"What does that guy have?" Bree asks pointing to a student with red-glowing hands.

"Check it out." Douglas says as he pulls a piece of raw meat from his bag.

"Oh no! My lunch is undercooked! Oh Thermohands!" He sighs in an overdramatic voice.

Thermohands comes over and Douglas places the meat on his hand, which Thermohands covers with his other hand, cooking it with his ability. He opens up his hand again and shows everyone the meat, which is now cooked.

"Why thank you." He says as he picks it up with a stick.

He prepares to eat it when Mia jumps forward and eats it for herself, receiving strange looks back.

"What? I skipped lunch." She says with a shrug.

"Sweet ability, dude." Adam chuckles hi-fiving Thermohands, pulling his hand back sharply in pain.

"Ow! Hot, hot, hot. Hey, those things are dangerous!" He yells clutching his now burnt hand.

"Try it again, I'm sure they've cooled down." Bree suggests with a smirk.

"Oh no, I'm not falling for that. I got her" Adam scoffs before hi-fiving Thermohands again, having the same reaction as before.

"Hey, Chase, you are not gonna believe this. Another student has the Commando App!" Douglas says as he runs up to Bree and Chase in the cafeteria.

"What? I thought I was the only one with that app!" Chase gasps.

"Yeah, you're not that special." Douglas says patting him on the back.

"Don't look at me, I've been trying to tell you that for years." Bree adds with a shrug.

"So, which one of these manly warriors is following in my footsteps?" Chase asks as he looks at the students in the training area.

"Her." Douglas says as he points at one of the students, who is struggling to open a bottle of ketchup.

"Kate? She's the most timid girl in the whole academy! I've seen her run from her own shadow!" Chase groans.

"And that's the beauty of the Commando App! The enemy is caught off-guard by a non-thratening subject." Douglas explains with a smirk.

"But I have the Commando App." Chase says with a confused look.

"Yes you do. Look. I didn't want to scare Kate, so I told her she had a sonic scream ability instead. So until I can figure out a way to remove the app, make sure nothing triggers it and sets off... Spikette." Douglas explains.

"Spike-ette?" Chase asks giving him an odd look.

"Catchy right? I like it and I'm keeping it." Douglas chuckles before walking off.

"Hey Mia, can you open up the ketchup for me?" Kate asks as Mia walks into the room.

"Sure." Mia says before grabbing another ketchup bottle from the table and hitting it against the side of it, causing it to smash and fall onto the floor.

"Oh, I thought that would work. Sorry Kate, your on your own." Mia says before walking off.

"Man, this is perfect. I've never seen my Commando App in action. If I can activate Spikette, maybe I can figure out a way to control it, which would help the both of us." Chase sighs as he and Bree stand up from their seats.

"Uh-uh, no way. You heard Douglas, he doesn't want us to triggering a dangerous app." Bree says giving him a scolding look.

"But I can-" Chase protests.

"No! Chase, we are not here to experiment on the students, we're here to help them!" Bree shouts before walking off.

"Excuse me, Chase, can you help me open this?" Kate asks walking up to Chase.

"Sure. Wait... Did you just ask for my help?" Chase asks as he grabs the ketchup bottle.

"Yes..." Kate mutters giving him an odd look.

"So, you want me to help you?" Chase asks,

"Uh-huh..." Kate mumbles nodding her head.

"Me, Chase, is gonna help you, Kate?" Chase asks.

"Okay, maybe I should just ask someone else." Kate mutters as she begins to leave,

"Oh no, you asked for my help and you're getting it, there's no turning back!" Chase shouts grabbing Kate's wrist and running out the room, pulling her with him.

"Hey, Leo, can I get you a snack?" Adam asks as he walks up to Leo in the living quarters, a large remote in his hands.

"No, I'm good." Leo mutters.

"Okay, how about a pillow to prop your feet?" Adam suggests.

"No thanks." Leo replies

"Okay, how about something to drink?" Adam asks.

"Nah-" Leo sighs not looking up from his tablet.

"Will you just say you want something!?" Adam groans.

"Fine, I guess I'll take a tomato juice." Leo says giving him an odd look.

"Water it is." Adam says as he uses his remote, causing a drone appears with a bottle of water.

So, what do you think? I call it "Drone delivery service" also known as "Delivery service by drone" also known as "Service by delivery drone" also-" He explains.

"I got it. Hey. You know what we should do with this drone?" Leo says with a smirk.

"One step ahead of you but who do we know at NASA and where can we get a ferret?" Adam asks, receiving a strange look back.

"We can send the drone to our house and have it bring some of our favorite stuff here. Like my fish tank..." Leo suggests.

"And my bike..." Adam adds.

"My vanity dresser... You know, where I keep all my tools! And boxing gloves. And other... assorted gentlemanly things." Leo stammers.

"Like your dolls." Adam chuckles.

"They're not dolls, they're action figures. It's just sometimes I like to brush their hair before battle." Leo mutters with a shrug.

"What does it take to trigger this app? We've tried fear, intimidation-" Chase groans as he paces up and down the common area.

"Embarrassment." Kate sighs as she stands in the middle of the room, dressed in a ridiculous clown costume.

"I don't mean to be rude, but how is this helping to open a bottle of ketchup?" She asks.

"You're still on that? This is a life lesson: use mustard." Chase groans glaring at her.

"Okay, I'll go find some." Kate stammers before running out, just as Adam walks in.

"Ah, Chase. I need the basement key card. I'm having a foosball table delivered, so to make room, I'm putting your capsule in the dumpster." Adam explains.

"Can't you see that I'm busy here?" Chase groans.

"So am I. I'm trying to throw something out you need to survive. Give me the key card." Adam says before he begins attacking Chase, trying to shake the key card out of his pocket.

"Cut it out! Put me down!" Chase yells as he tries to break free from his grip.

"Got it." Kate says as she walks back into the room with a bottle of mustard, the sight of Adam hurting Chase causing her to twitch.

"Stop! Hey wait! She's responding. Keep hurting me." Chase gasps as Adam stops throwing him around.

"Good for you Chase. Finally learning to accept it." Adam says before he continues to hurt Chase, causing Kates commando app to activate.

"Drop the boy before I rip your tonsils out of your nose!" She snaps as she throws her costume off, her training clothes underneath.

"What is that?" Adam asks as he drops Chase.

"Adam! You did it! That is Spikette!" Chase gasps jumping up.

"Really? Huh, this whole time I've been calling her Janet." Adam chuckles before Spikette runs forward and sends him flying across the room with her super strength.

"Woah.I had no idea the Comando App was so-" Chase gasps before Kate grabs him and cradles him in her arms.

"Shhh. Baby good now." She says, Chase looking at her with fear in his eyes.

"Leo, what would you say if I told you I just got beat up by a 90-pound girl?" Adam asks as he walks over to Leo in the living quarters.

"Welcome to the club." Leo replies with a shrug.

"Well I see your stuff has arrived." Adam says as he looks around the room, where various items are laying around.

"Oh, yeah. The foosball table is all set up, but the trampoline won't fit through the door, so you're just gonna have to use your heat vision to bust a hole in the roof." Leo explains.

"Leo, don't be ridiculous! Go get a ladder and I'll just punch a hole." Adam scoffs as they hear a whirring sound outside.

"Oh! That's the drone. I sent it to pick us up pizza." Leo says as the drone enters, with a kid dangling from it inside.

"Woah! That was awesome!" The kid chuckles as he lands on the floor.

"But how di- Did we just steal a kid from the main land?" Leo stammers turning to Adam.

"No. You just stole a kid from the main land. What have you done?!" Adam gasps shoving him away.

"We need to get him out of here before he realizes where he is and who we are!" Leo shouts in a panicked tone.

"This is the bionic academy. And you're Adam, and Leo!" The kid gasps.

"He knows. He knows!" Leo cries.

"I wanna see every inch of this place!" The kid gasps running towards the capsules.

"Oh no. Sorry, that's not gonna happen." Leo says as he and Adam run over to the boy.

"Woah, woah. Oh yes it is." The boy replies with a smirk.

"Excuse me?" Leo asks giving him an accusing look.

"I'm a sweet, lovable kid who's parents are probably wondering where he is. And I'd hate to have to tell them that two bionic heroes drone-napped me." The boy explains.

"We did not drone-nap you! It was an accident. Now it's time for you to go." Leo protests as he begins to push the boy towards the door.

"Did I mention, my dads chief of police?" The boy asks with a smirk.

"Welcome to our home." Leo says with a smile.

"Woah, woah, woah! Your dad is chief of police? Do you think if I give him back his son he'll fix my parking ticket?" Adam gasps, receiving odd looks back.

"Chase, what's going on in here?" Bree asks walking up to Chase in the common area, who is trying to hide from Kate.

"Um..." Chase mutters, not sure what else to say.

"You activated Kate's Commando App, didn't you?!" Bree snaps glaring at him.

"Pshh. What? No!" He stammers, just as Spikette runs out whilst chasing another student.

"Okay, technically I didn't do it, Adam did when he attacked me." He protests.

"That doesn't make any sense! Why would her Commando App kick in, if you were the one that's getting attacked?" Bree asks, a confused look on her face.

"It must be triggered by some kind of mama bear instinct, and now it's glitching like crazy! First, she's trying to baby me, and then she's trying to destroy everything in sight!" Chase explains as Spikette throws a chair at them, which they just about manage to dodge.

"What were you thinking?!" Bree snaps slapping Chase.

"Stay away from baby!" Spikette yells running over and shoving Bree away.

"Yes, ma'm. I-I-I'm sorry." Bree stammers as Spikette runs off again.

"I don't get it! My Commando App would've shut down a while ago. Kate's adrenaline levels are going through the roof!" Chase gasps as he looks at his tablet.

"Just shut her down." Bree suggests with a shrug.

"I can't! I don't know how! Maybe if we can just contain her in here, we'll be okay." Chase sighs while Spikette rips a bit of the wall out and walks towards Chase.

"Then again, maybe not." He mutters nervously.

"Baby want toy?" Spikette asks holding out the piece of the wall.

"You know, for a maniac, her maternal instincts are dead on." Chase says with a shrug.

"So you turned Kate into Spikette, even when I told you not to. You know, I try to be the fun uncle, but you guys make it so hard!" Douglas groans as he, Bree and Chase hide behind a table in the training area as Kate destroys everything in the room.

"I'm sorry. I wanted to observe the commando app. And now that I have, my scientific conclusion is... I'm scared." Chase squeaks as Kate pulls a chicken leg from the trash.

"Oh look, she's taking a snack break before she destroys the rest of the academy." Bree says with a nervous look.

"No fork. No plate. Where are her manners?" Douglas scoffs.

"You grilled your lunch on a kid's dirty hands." Bree says giving him an odd look.

"In the name of science!" Douglas protests just as Mia walks in.

"Kate, what are you doing? Why are you eating chicken from the trash? Trust me, it's not healthy. Been there, done that." Mia chuckles as Spikette turns towards her.

"Mia! Get back! She's dangerous!" Chase yells from behind the table.

"Kate? Please, she's not dangerous. A ladybug is more scary." Mia chuckles.

"I'll show you ladybug shrimp-o!" Spikette snaps before charging at Mia, punching her around the face.

"Ah! That hurt! What was th-?!" Mia screams before Spikette sends her flying across the room, crashing into the wall behind the others and landing with a thud.

"The only way to stop the app is to override the chip. So first we have-" Douglas explains as Mia crawls over.

"Okay, get the chip. I'm on it." Chase says as he gets up.

He begins to sneak up behind Spikette, but she turns around and spots him!

"Mommy chewed food. Open your mouth!" She yells as she dips Chase over and tries to spit her food in his mouth.

"Ew, no! Baby good, BABY GOOD!" Chase yells breaking out of her grasp.

"Wait! The chip extractor, throw it to me!" Chase gasps turning towards Douglas.

Douglas tosses the chip extractor, but Kate breaks it before Chase can grab it.

"Not safe for baby." She growls as Chase runs back over to the others.

"Great. Now what are gonna do?" Bree sighs.

"Move to Des Moines and give up?" Mia suggests, receiving odd looks back,

"I don't know, but so far panicking and hiding behind things is working for me." Chase sighs.

"We're gonna have to use physical force to restrain her, which means you're gonna have to get aggressive. Really aggressive. Spikette needs to meet her match!" Douglas explains turning to Chase.

"Oh no. No, no, no. You can't turn me into Spike." Chase protests.

"But I can." Bree says with a smirk.

She superspeeds away with Chase and quickly returns back, with Chase now dressed as a baby. All of the students, including Bree, all start laughing at at Chase, causing his commando app to activate.

"RAAAAHHH! What are you chuckle nuggets laughing at? Never seen a grown man in a diaper before?!" Spike screams.

"Baby? Baby!" Spikette gasps running over.

"Oh, I'm no baby. I'm a man sandwich. Served with a tall glass of macho. Grrrrr." Spike says striking muscle poses.

"Well, are you man enough to take her down?" Bree asks, trying to jeer Spike on.

"No can do. She's a lady. Spike always respects a lady." Spike explains.

"This is not a lady!" Douglas shouts as he and Mia run over.

"Who are you callin' not a lady?" Spikette growls before shoving Douglas to the floor.

"I'm just gonna step over here." Mia mutters stepping beside Bree.

"Be right back. Spike feels underdressed for this particular occasion." Spike says before walking away, his shoes squeaking as he goes.

"Pretty cool place, huh Reggie?" Adam asks as he and the boy walk back into the living quarters.

"Yeah. Are you sure I can keep all these weapons?" Reggie asks motioning to his bag.

"Of course! Every 20 year old should have a rocket launcher." Adam says with a smile.

"Adam! What are you doing? I thought you said you were going to convince him to leave." Leo mutters giving him a stern look.

"I tried, but he is very persuasive. I told him he had to go and he said he didn't want to! Huh, it doesn't matter. Now that I've gotten to know him, he's actually pretty cool." Adam explains patting Reggie on the back.

"No. He's annoying and he's going home." Leo groans, making Adam gasp.

"How dare you say that about my friend! You know, just for that you're not eating with us!" Adam gasps, just as the drone flies in with Chinese food.

"You want Leo's dumplings?" He asks turning to Reggie.

"Don't mind if I do." Reggie says taking the dumplings.

"Okay, that's it! Both of you are going back to the main land!" Leo snaps glaring at them.

"Adam? I can't eat with all this racket." Reggie groans.

"Leo, do you mind?" Adam asks giving him an annoyed look.

"I don't get it! She's suppose to be winding down, not getting stronger." Bree sighs as she, Mia and Douglas hide behind the door of the training area.

"It's a glitch. If the commando app keeps going it's gonna fry her chips gonna burn up and melt her brain. And I am not cleaning that up!" Douglas cries.

"I'm just saying, when I glitch, I don't explode." Mia says with a shrug.

"No, you leak water onto the floor." Douglas says giving her an odd look.

"I cannot believe Chase! You know, if I was Spike I'd be showing that girl who's boss." Bree groans.

"Maybe you can! Spike won't take out a lady, but if I give you the commando app-" Douglas gasps.

"Nuh-uh. No way." Bree says shaking her head.

"Yes way. Give her the commando app! I'm begging you!" Mia chuckles, Bree glaring back at her.

"Come on. It's a new version. I can shut it doe as soon as your done. All you need to do, is subdue Spikette long enough so I can extract her chip." Douglas explains.

"Not gonna happen." Bree protests.

"Uh, did I mention you'll be able to tear Chase apart?" Douglas asks.

"Now you're talking! Let's do this, Dougie!" Bree chuckles patting him on the back.

"You will meet a new friend." Adam says as he reads his fortune cookie in the living quarters.

"You will meet a new friend." Reggie reads as he opens his fortune cookie.

"What?!" The both gasp hi-fiving each other.

"You will get arrested because your brother is an idiot." Leo mutters as he rips his fortune cookie open.

"This is about the dumplings, isn't it?" Reggie asks with a confused look.

"This has gone on long enough. Either he goes home, or I call Big D." Leo orders rising up from his seat.

"Leo, can you relax? You're just jealous because I'm his favourite." Adam chuckles.

"Actually, Chase is my favourite." Reggie says with a shrug.

"Okay, this kids gotta go!" Adam yells turning to Chase.

"Okay, commando app should be...good to go!" Douglas mutters as he hits a few buttons on the console.

"Its not working. You obviously did something wrong cause-" Bree mutters before her commando app kicks in.

"I wanna tear your head off!" She yells in a deep voice.

"Hello, Spikerella! Now that's catchy." Douglas chuckles.

"Is it bad that I'm scared of my own sister?" Mia asks in a nervous voice.

"Na. Leo's always scared of her." Douglas says with a shrug.

"So little lady, what else do you like to do?" Spike asks as he stands with Spikette in the training area.

"Rip off people's toes and use them as chess pieces." Spikette replies with a smirk.

"We have so much in common." Spike says with a smile.

"Ha!" Spikerella yells as she storms into the room.

"Who the heck are you?!" Spikette snaps turning towards her.

"Your worst nightmare!" Spikerella growls as they circle each other.

"This should be good. Everyone knows girls can't fight." Spike chuckles.

"Excuse me?" Both girls scoff giving him an offended look.

"I said, girls can't-!" Spike growls before Spikerella sends him flying across the room.

"Who's the girl now?" She mocks, a small smirk on her face.

"Alright, drones ready to go." Leo says as he and Adam prepare to send Reggie home.

"Coordinates are all set." Adam adds showing him the remote.

"Alright, time to go Reggie. Reggie?" Leo says turning around, only to find Reggie missing.

"Where is he?" Adam asks.

"He's gone!" Leo gasps turning back to Adam.

"Alrighty then, problem solved. Oh!" Adam gasps, hitting himself up the side of the head.

"Nice hair. Can't wait to rip it off and use it as a scarf." Spikette mocks as she and Spikerella pace around each other in the training area.

"Go ahead! Then I'll shave your back and make some matching mittens!" Spikerella mocks as the two of them start fighting.

"Woah! What's going on in here?" Reggie gasps as he walks into the room.

"New baby!" Spikette gasps as she claps her hands.

"I'm not a baby!" Reggie scoffs.

"Baby cranky. Must be hungry." Spikette mutters running over to the trashcan.

"There you are! You're out of here Reggie!" Leo shouts as he and Adam run into the room.

"I told you, I'm not going anywhere." Reggie protests.

"Munchy, Munchy! Open mouthy!" Spikette yells as she tries to spit chewed up food into Reggie's mouth.

"Get me out of here!" Reggie screams as Spikette hugs onto him.

"Who's that?" Douglas asks with a confused look.

"Long story short, Leo's going to jail." Adam says.

"It was nice knowing ya buddy." Mia says patting Leo on the back, receiving an odd look back.

"Help me!" Reggie yells.

"Oh! So now you're ready to go?" Leo asks with a smirk.

"Yes!" Reggie cries desperately.

"Grab him." Leo orders turning to Adam, who grabs Reggie and runs towards the common area.

"Baby!" Spikette cries trying to run after Reggie, only to get tackled down by Bree.

"Promise not to tell anyone you were here?" Leo asks as he Reggie and Adam stand by the hydra loop.

"Yes." Reggie replies.

"And you won't tell anyone that we drone-napped you?" Adam adds.

"We didn't drone-nap him!" Leo scoffs.

"Ah! Exactly! Can you lie as good as Leo just did?" Adam asks, receiving an odd look from Leo.

"I don't have to. My dad's not chief of police, he works at a bowling alley!" Reggie chuckles.

"Get out of here!" Leo snaps as the hydra loop shoots off, taking Reggie with it.

"Okay, now that that's over, help Bree or another game of foosball?" Adam asks turning to his brother.

"Foosball." They both say before running out, just as Spikerella throws Spikette into the room.

"Get back here, I'm not done throwing you!" Spikerella growls.

"The chip extractor is almost fixed. Hurry! Take her down!" Douglas yells as he runs in with Mia.

"Shut it! Or I'll take you down!" Spikerella growls glaring at him.

"Carry on." Douglas mutters stepping back.

"You got this." Mia adds before running behind with Douglas.

The two girls begin to fight, Spikette getting the upper hand by doing a twist over her opponent.

"Picked that one up in dance class." She says with a smirk as she runs up the small staircase.

"Where do you think you're going?!" Spikerella yells as she follows her up.

The two of them continue to fight until Spikerella throws Spikette right through the glass, smashing it into millions of pieces.

"That's one way to clean a window." She chuckles as she jumps down.

The two of them continue their battle, the whole fight ending with Spikerella punching Spikette on the back and knocking her out.

"Got it! She'll be out for a while. Plenty of time for me to adjust her settings!" Douglas gasps as he removes Spikettes chip and runs off.

"Ugh. What happened? Bree? What's going on?" Chase groans as he walks out, clutching the side of his head tightly.

"You again. Still think girls can't fight? Raahhh!" Spikerella growls.

"Not so sure you are a girl." Chase says, just as Spikerella chases him into the other room.

"Ah, my family dynamic is just so perfect." Mia chuckles before walking out, no doubt off the play foosball with her brothers.

"I hope you learned your lesson." Douglas says as he and Chase stand in the common area.

"I did. Girls can fight." Chase groans, still scarred from Spikerella's attacks.

"Yep. Now, go apologize to Kate." Douglas says pointing to Kate, who is stood across the room.

"Hi, Kate. Good to see you. Look, I just want to apologize for being so selfish. I never should've used you as a science experiment." Chase sighs walking over to Kate.

"It's okay. I forgive you." She replies.

"You do? Thanks." Chase says with a smile.

"No problem. But, one more thing." Kate says with a smirk.

"Sure." Chase replies with a shrug.

"Don't ever use me as a human Guinea Pig, AGAIIIIIIIIIIN!" Kate screams, causing Chase to fall to the floor.

Kate smirks at her handiwork before walking off, hi-fiving Douglas as she goes.

"Oh. Did I forget to mention? I gave Kate an actual sonic scream." Douglas chuckles before walking off.

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