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Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers
But Sirius still had a problem. He always wanted to touch Remus. Just any sort of physical contact. When Remus was laying in bed, Sirius wanted to crawl in too; every time Sirius sat next to Remus, he had to constantly remind himself not to run his hand over Remus' thigh; Sirius wished he could slip his cold hands under Remus' thick sweater and finger every scar that littered Remus' pale skin; Sirius wanted to caress every part of Remus' face as if he could memorize it by touch; and Sirius really wanted to know what the soft skin on Remus' neck felt like under his lips, Sirius wondered if Remus was as susceptible to love bites as he was. But even though Sirius wanted all of these things, he didn't try to take them.complete :)Please note that I do not own ANY of the characters in this story.Thanks for reading :)
Looking Out for You
"Because I love you Sam." He raised his eyebrows at me questioningly. "Not like that you dingus. I love you like you're my best friend, and the only family I have, and no matter what happens, even if you turn into an extremely large dog, I'll always be here for you, and will always try to look out for you."(a Sam Uley x female OC love story) COMPLETED (Under editing)BOOK ONE OF FOUR Highest Rankings::#1 out of 1000+ stories in 'PaulLahote'#1 out of 1000+ stories in 'EmbryCall'#4 out of 1000+ stories in 'Twilight'#7 out of 1000+ stories in 'Nursing'#7 out of 1000+ stories in 'Werewolf' #11 out of 1000+ stories in 'MatureThemes'#32 out of 1000+ stories in 'WolfPack#36 out of 1000+ stories in 'SamUley'
Hogwarts Years 1-2
Kathryn Vance has discovered she belongs in a world of wizards and magic. When she gets her Hogwarts letter she's overjoyed. She's also worried. How will she adjust? Who will her friends be? Read about Kat and her adventures to find out. This book contains years 1 and 2 of Kat's Hogwarts education. I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR HOGWARTS. THE STORY PLOT AND MAIN CHARCTER IS MINE. EVERYTHING ELSE BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING
RWBY: Relcaimer
2557. After protecting Earth from yet another attempt at annihilation, SPARTAN John-117-the Master Chief-is transported onto the world of Remnant, a world where magic and technology coexist with one another. Now, as he meets old and new allies, the Master Chief has a new mission: protect the world of Remnant and all of her colonies.
The Heart Thief
Millie Jenson is heading to 32 and she is still single. Her life lacks excitement and love. The love she's been craving and wants a taste of. She has her life all mapped out. By the time she's forty, she will be married with kids. But for that to happen, Millie needs to hunt for the perfect man. Devastated and defeated after her failed dates, Millie almost gives up on love when a stranger turns up and decides to play cupid in her life, to help her find her Mr. Right. That stranger turns out to be none other than her extremely hot and young boss, Roman Harley. At 27, Roman Harley has everything in life; money, power and women. But he is missing something in his life, and Millie Jenson is his ticket to lottery. In helping her find love, he is going to figure out what is missing in his life. But he never quites imagine Millie Jenson to be that missing piece. On his quest to find her love, he has fallen deep himself. And there is the fact that he is her boss and he might not be what she wants. For the first time, Millie will realise what it means to fall in love. And for the first time, Roman has something he can't lose.
~ Harry Potter comedy ~
Harry Potter comedy pics are pretty much the point in this book.Swearing may be included in these photos, I can't help it, as I have probably not made those ones.
Somewhat Psychotic {Loki Laufeyson}
"How dare you disrespect ME. I am a God, you stupid mortal.""Babe, I've killed Gods twice your size. You don't scare me." .."Eh, you're not my type.""What is your 'type' then, midgardian?""Tall, dark, dirty, preferably covered in the blood of their enemies."
Twilight Tales: From Sunlit Smiles to Moonlit Mischief-
Twilight Tales: From Sunlit Smiles to Moonlit Mischief- offers a captivating journey through the dual realms of radiant joy and shadowy humor. This unique collection of short stories intertwines the innocence of sunlit days with the mischievous whispers of moonlit nights. Each tale is crafted to surprise, enchant, and sometimes, unsettle its reader.Begin with delightful adventures suitable for the youngest dreamers, where laughter and light dance through pages filled with colorful characters and playful plots. As the pages turn, the shadows lengthen, and the stories delve into darker, more twisted realms of comedy-where the humor lies in the peculiar and the absurd.From the cheer of a child's first laugh to the eerie echo of laughter in an empty room, these stories explore the spectrum of human emotion and the many faces of comedy. The collection is designed to both warm the heart and provoke thought, challenging the boundaries between delight and discomfort."Twilight Tales" is perfect for readers who seek both the comfort of daylight and the thrill of the night. It invites you to find joy in unexpected places and to laugh, perhaps nervously, at the shadows that we all face at the end of the day.
Remember You (A Dean Ambrose Fanfic)
I was 12 and when she had moved in next door. She was only 10. I hung out with her older brother a lot. She always tried to get closer to us, but we never really hung out together. Sometimes it made me feel bad, seeing her alone all the time. She never had many friends, especially when she got to middle school. I remember when she was in sixth grade, she would get picked on a lot. When I was a junior, she was in eighth grade, and she had noticeably went from gross to gorgeous. And thats the last memory I have of her...Now, she's my tag team partner.
Royal Love || Loki Laufeyson (1)
"Don't worry. I can feel it too.," A forced marriage. A sacrifice for her people. A war. And then there's Loki. The annoying, sarcastic, self-absorbed, opinionated, mischief-making, fallen prince of Asgard who seems to make his own history with the princess..."'Don't say that again.' Loki growled. He came closer while I backed away until I was nearly falling down the edge of the ship. He was menacing, his eyes burning with rage and his posture waiting for me to make a move, so he could attack. I only noticed his chest pressed heavily against mine when it was too late. His hands grabbed my hips tightly to prevent me from escaping and his breath mixed with mine."
Mischievous Games│Loki
"𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒕 𝒔𝒐, 𝑳𝒐𝒌𝒊 - 𝑮𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒆𝒇- 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒓𝒖𝒏."Artemis Barton has lived her life hidden from action and adventure, tucked away at her Uncle Clint's ranch to tend to his wife and children and keep her secret talents hidden while he went off to save the world.That is until a pesky trickster god wreaked a havoc so great that her uncle realized that Artemis and her gifts must no longer stay hidden.With the life she always wanted just beginning, Artemis will do anything to prove that she is ready to be an Avenger- even if that means tracking down said pesky trickster god and promising to bring him to justice in one piece.A hidden niece. A trouble-making prince. A bargain to strike. A life to liberate.A heart to catch. Let the hunt begin.Primarily AU after the events of The AvengersCompleted
Hogwarts Years 3-5
Warning: Do not read unless you've read the first book.This is a continuation of Hogwarts Years 1-2. As Kat gets older things just keep getting more complicated. She finally gets reunited with her oldest friend, only to have him be an idiot and put himself in harms way. He's like a brother to her, but she can only go so far to protect him. Kat also learns more about being a Seer, and what her dreams could possibly mean. As Kat matures through her years at Hogwarts, so does her feelings for a certain red head friend of hers. I DO NOT OWN HOGWARTS OR ANY OF THE CHARCTERS EXCEPT FOR MY OWN. THEY ALL BELONG YO THE WONDERFUL J.K. ROWLING.
starshine- luke castellan x oc
daughter of beauty and of grace who feels so ever out of place you shall go West and return with careof the one you call friend, you must bewareall seems cloudy, but the skies will clearlook to the stars for the answers on the eve of your twentieth yearThe Lightning Thief- completeSea of Monsters- in progress [on pause until season two of the show comes out]
DRARRY ONESHOTS
This will just be a book full of Oneshots hopefully, but I will be taking requests if you do end up reading this crap. Soooo... yeah! Byyyyeee!
Guardian Loki Shorts
A series of one-shots taking place after Limits of Mischief, depicting Loki's new life with the Guardians.The original: https://www.wattpad.com/748542722-the-limits-of-mischief-chapter-1
Heart of the Matter
Robin has returned from the Crusades, hoping to take up where he left off with Marian, his childhood sweetheart. However, with Guy of Gisborne determined to woo her, and a mischief-maker on the loose, intent on causing trouble for the young couple, it seems the path to true love is about to come to an abrupt end.
Loki and Mobius- a Love story
Loki, god of mishief ; Mobius, a guy who works on TVA. They fall in love :)
Blood and Stars
This is my take on a few cliches in the romance-fantasy world, but fear not! I've added quite a few sick twists and turns ;) - - - - - - -He's royalty.She's a thief.He's never seen hunger or poverty.She's lived it.They're enemies.Worst of all, she is destined to die by his hand.So why are they Soulmates?🌙Jythera, Astana. A town for the rich and the royals. Under the gilded exterior, Mia runs her life. As the notorious thief Moonshade, she isn't any vigilante. She steals for herself and for herself only.When a Lord asks for her help, she accepts because of the promised fortune. Her job is simple - expose the Queen's sister for her plot to have the King, Queen, and Crowned Prince assassinated. Except, Mia gets a lot more than she bargained for. With her Soulmate on her tail and her thief side nearly exposed, she finds a much longer, deeper plot than she thought before. She is in for much for than she was being paid for.#95 in -thief-#1 in -gilded-#42 in -plot-
![The Nightspawn Chronicles I--The Elven Thief [COMPLETED]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/10322283.jpg "The Nightspawn Chronicles I--The Elven Thief [COMPLETED]")
The Nightspawn Chronicles I--The Elven Thief [COMPLETED]
A twisted fantasy world where anything can, and does happen. Thief, assassin and sharp wit, Ayren, executes the biggest heist in the country's history. Justice is good. Justice while liberating the town treasury is even better. Chock full of swords, knives, sorcerers, magic, dark fantasy, elves, dwarves, assassin, thieves. Cousin to The Witcher and Dragon Age.IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY SOME STRONG LANGUAGE, LIGHT SEXUAL SCENARIOS OR DARK THEMES THESE ARE NOT THE TALES FOR YOU.This is a complete mini-novel. Or more accurately, a long short in a series.
family is family
Matt Casey a while respected fire fighter over at fire house 51Justin Casey, Matt's younger brother is back in town and is still mad about the past
ពិសស្នេហ៍ប្អូនថ្លៃ (yoonmin)
រឿងរ៉ាវជំពាក់ជំពាន់គ្នាជាច្រើនដោយមិនដឹងមូលហេតុធ្វើឲនាយត្រូវចូលខ្លួនមកក្នុងគ្រួសារត្រកូលparkដោយត្រូវរៀបការជាមួយមនុស្សប្រុសដូចគ្នាទោះបីនាយមិនមែនជាមនុស្សស្រឡាញ់ប្រុសដូចគ្នាក៏ដោយព្រោះតែហេតុចង់ដឹងរឿងអាថ៍កំបាំងមួយបុ៉ណ្ណោះតែនរណាទៅដឹងថានាយចូលមកក្នុងគ្រួសាររបស់ក្មេងប្រុសម្នាក់ដែលធ្លាប់សារភាពស្នេហ៍ប្រាប់នាយហើយទទួលបានការប៉ះបដិសេធទៅវិញធ្វើរាងតូចឈឺចាប់ស្អិតទ្រូងត្រូវរត់ទៅរៀននៅក្រៅប្រទេសដើម្បីកាត់ចិត្តពីនាយតែដល់ពេលថ្ងៃដែលត្រូវត្រឡប់មកវិញធ្វើឲរាងតូចត្រូវខកចិត្តជាថ្មី។«ហុឹស...មិនចង់ឲជឿសោះថា មីន យុ៉នហ្គី បុរសបេះដូងដែកមាត់និយាយថាមិនស្រឡាញ់ភេទដូចគ្នាតែបែជាមករៀបការជាមួយបងប្រុសខ្ញុំទៅវិញពិតជាគួរចង់ឲអស់សំណើចណាស់..ហិហិ»ជីមីន«យើងគ្រាន់តែនិយាយដើម្បីកុំឲឯងមកពាក់ព័ន្ធនិងយើងទៀតបុ៉ណ្ណោះ តែមិនប្រ
Homestuck One-Shots
[THIS BOOK IS NO LONGER IN USE FOR REQUESTS. GO TO MY OTHER BOOK TITLED 'One-Shots Galore' IF YOU WANT TO SUBMIT A REQUEST.THANK YOU.
Forever In Strife : Transformers Rescue Bots
Book 3 of Forever SeriesJulie finds herself in a new place once again, except instead of a different world, it happens to be the same one from before, just in a different place and during a different time. When she sees the Optimus, the one who first took her in, the one who led her to the transformers in the first place, she is told she is forbidden to reveal who she is to him. She can use her powers around him, but she is forced to keep who she is a secret. Finding herself with a new team on an island called Griffin Rock, she is assigned with a new team of autobots, these ones different from any she has met before. These bots call themselves Rescue Bots, a specific team of Autobots who's job is to help tend to those who are in need or are in need of rescuing from dangerous situations, or simply help stand as the public face of the town. Julie grows to care for a certain boy who seems to be a little too smart for his good, along with meeting his sister, and two older brothers. What is Julie supposed to do in this world? Where does her journey fit in here? And what is she supposed to do when she sees Optimus Prime?Started 10/15/2022Finished 01/28/2023#2 Heatwave 03/22/2023#2 Francine 11/04/2022#2 Boulder 12/11/2022#3 Kade 12/04/2022Book 1, Forever AloneBook 2, Forever A TeamBook 4, Forever A Hidden Heart
The Deity- A Curse Or A Blessing?
What if Fourth gets somehow transferred into his own series? Let's see how Fourth will navigate through the my school president universe.