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Abbey came into the water tower.

Abbey: dot I got your letter but you know you can just text-

She saw that their style changed and they were adorable.

Abbey: AWWW! Your all so cute!

Dot used her cute powers to make abbey adorable as them.

Abbey: cool! Now I'm adorable!

Dot: I knew you would love it.

They all started singing.

Dot: If this trash heap had a twinkle
In its little trash heap eyes
If this sewer rat had rosy cheeks
This bus became pint-size
What if all the dogs were puppies
And the puppies all were sad
What if cuttlefish were cuddly
And we pedicured your dad
What if you could kiss a pigeon

Abbey: Without contracting Lyme disease

Dot: All the chairs were beanbags

Abbey: Made of soft, delicious cheese

Dot: If this moldy bread had a smile

Abbey: That was fifty shades of green

Dot: What if this pirate stop frowning

Abbey: Cause his head was a jelly bean

Dot and abbey: What if, what if, what if
The world was cuter
What if, what if, what if
A little more kawaii
What if, what if, what if
We all rode scooters
And we'd all have our chance to shine
What if this red-faced man looked happy
And this one's rancor looked more refined
What if Tuck Buck was your true love
So sweet and valentined

Abbey: So sweet and valentined

Dot: What if old shoes were more bouncy
Yeah, and they still had their squeak
Naked mole rats wore a sweater
And grizzly bears were meek
We'll dress up this suit of armor
In a stone-washed denim skirt
Turn the Nile into a babbling brook
And make Niagra a little squirt

Dot and abbey: What if, what if, what if
The world was cuter
What if, what if, what if
A little more kawaii
What if, what if, what if
We all rode scooters
And we'd all have our chance to shine

Four weeks later....

Dot: It's been four weeks, we can't stop singing
And we've slowly gone insane

Wakko: There's a gumdrop wrapped in rainbows
Where there used to be my brain

Yakko: We have to end this nightmare
I have got sugar in my eyes

Abbey: Please make it stop
We can't endure another cute reprise!

All: What if, what if, what if
The pigeon is the answer
What if, what if, what if
We held it close
What if, what if, what if
We turned it all back
What if, what if, what if
By doing something gross!