Rome Sweet Rome

Ralph threw Yakko wakko dot and abbey into the throne room while Nero was sitting on his throne


Ralph: these four won't pay their taxes!


Nero: what?! This is against the- wait are they members of a really rich ruling family?


Ralph: uhh no...


Nero: this is against the law! You must listen to me because I'm the emperor!


Yakko: your the emperor? You look taller in the statues.


Wakko: is your hair real?


Dot: are those your real hands? They're so small!


Abbey: what do you have to say about the many many complaints your subjects have?


She started recording him using her phone


Nero: yes I am the great Nero! I have Royal blood on both sides! Loyal subjects you see...


He started playing the violin and abbey stopped recording


Nero: I am the very model of an ancient Roman Emperor
I overspend and overtax and overthrow my treasurer
I marry family members from my cousin to my stepsister
I'm always right I'm never wrong just ask this neutral senator


Senator: That is correct.


Nero: Through sound investigation by Praetorian Inquisitors
My mother and my brother were revealed to be conspirators
But mother dear's no longer here this bust helps me remember her
I am the very model of an ancient Roman Emperor


Yakko: He fiddles while the city burns he rules with fear tyrannical


Dot: He's lazy, brutish, and ill-willed, he thinks that he's infallible


Wakko: His hands are small, he steals from Gaul, his writing's ungrammatical


Abbey: He's making Roma great again, dogmatic and fantastical


The Warner's and abbey: He's gormless and irascible tragic and autocratical
Maniacal and radical positions problematical
Takes endless golf sabbaticals his tweets are unsyntactical


Yakko: we're still talking about Nero right?


Abbey: I honestly don't know


Warners and abbey: He's a narcissist, a petulant, unscrupulous embezzler
He is a very model of an ancient Roman Emperor!


When the song ended Nero was clearly mad


Yakko: you know I'm starting to think you didn't like our verse.


The four of them were put into a battle arena with tigers. Nero was in the crowd


Wakko: I liked your original version anyway.


Abbey: it's one of my favorite songs.


Nero: Let the games begin!


The Tigers ran towards the Warners and abbey.


Yakko: abbey if this is the end I need to ask you-


Abbey: wait look!


She pointed at dot who was distracting the tiger's using a cat laser


Dot: I guess I'm just a just a cat person.


Dot pointed the laser to Nero and the tigers attacked him


Nero: AHHH! Somebody grab this pussycats!


Yakko: good night everybody


Dot: are you not entertained?


The crowd cheered loudly.


Abbey: so yakko what did you want to tell me?


Yakko: oh it's uhhhhh... not Important


That's when Nero came onto the battlefield and his armor but it was barely able to fit him.


Dot: Aw sweetie is your armor too tight?


Nero: my battle armor still fits. I have an astonishing excellent figure


Yakko: lets just agree on astonishing.


Nero Took out his sword


Wakko: cool a sword fight!


Yakko: about time this chapter needs an action scene!


Abbey: But we don't have any weapons.


A random soldier gave the four of them toy swords.


Nero: those are very fair swords. I am very fair


Yakko wakko dot and abbey's heads were almost chopped off by Neros sword but then he dropped it.
Yakko hit Nero with a golf club and he landed on a smell Island

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