My Super Sour Sixteen

The Warner's were walking towards the CEO's Office


Dot: now to give that CEO a piece of our minds!


Yakko wakko dot and abbey heard yelling inside the office.


Yakko: wow I guess someone beat us to it.


Wakko: I guess everyone's water tower is leaking.


Cora who is Nora's daughter left the office very upset. Nora and abbey just stood right next to the door tired. Abbey was holding a clip board



Cora: I don't believe this! How hard is it to find an ice cream cake that's on fire without melting?! The theme of my party is fire and ice! tell boy storm to only Play their hit songs! Abbey make sure only the most popular kids at our school come to the party!


Cora left the building and then Nora and abbey saw the Warners


Nora: when did you guys get here?


Dot: is that your daughter?


Wakko: why is she so angry?


Yakko: did she just find out she's related to you?


Abbey: we're planning her sweet 16


Nora: get in my office!


The Warner's and abbey go inside her office


Nora: look having a kid is hard work. You have to clothe them feed them and spend millions on their sweet 16 so they don't hate you.


Yakko: I don't think that's right.


Abbey: I'm kinda taking care of everything


Nora: why are you all here anyway? Shouldn't you be going on zany adventures or something?


Yakko: we're here because we have leaky pipes.


Dot: our home is being filled with water!


Nora: it is a water tower. now leave or I'll have you removed!


Wakko: looks like someone needs to hear about a song about the dangers of leaky pipes!


Nora: don't. Wait you can sing?


Dot: well yeah. The multiplication song!


Wakko: The capitals!


Yakko: Yakkos universe!


Abbey: I sang the pinky and the brain theme song!


Nora: oh that's you guys?


Abbey: how did you not know it was us?


Nora: maybe we can make a deal. I promised my daughter that the band boy storm would perform at her sweet 16 but they bailed last minute perhaps i'll fix your water tower.


Yakko: alright we'll do it! But I'll need a very fancy tuxedo.


Dot: another Harry Potter film!


Wakko: A copy of the classic film wakkos wish!


Abbey: Space jam 3 or at least a Looney Tunes movie with bugs and Lola as the main characters, every Warner Brothers movie should have at least one LGBTQ+ character, and more seasons for the Animaniacs reboot.


Nora: how about A slice of cake to share?


Wakko: deal! See we don't need an agent to make great deals.


Dot: you'll make sure our leak is fixed for good?


Nora: behave yourself at the party and we'll see.


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That night the party took place in a big Warner bothers Studio and Cora was on stage.


Cora: welcome everyone to... my sweet 16!


The crowd cheered


Cora: thank you everybody. Please be quiet and listen to what I have to say. Even though it's my birthday I wanted to give you all a present. Boy storm!


Yakko wakko and dot started singing boy storms most popular song but when they came into the spotlight everyone was shocked to see it wasn't the real band.


Abbey: this isn't good at all...


The crowd started booing and nora walked on stage


Cora: mom what is going? Where is boy storm? who are these things?


The Warner's Took off the costumes they were wearing.


Yakko and wakko: we're the Warner brothers!


Dot: and the Warner sister!


Cora: am I supposed to know what that means?


Abbey walked next to Yakko wakko and dot.


Yakko: not a Hulu subscriber I'm guessing. We'll get you a 7 day free trial with add's


Abbey: after that it's only 6.99 a month with adds. That's a pretty good deal if you ask me.


Cora: I can afford premium because I can afford shoes and more than one item of clothing each.


Dot: oh I see you think being mean makes you interesting.


Abbey: Newsflash Cora it doesn't


Nora: I am shocked you ruined my precious daughter's party.


Yakko: but your the one who-


Nora: is absolutely horrified to think but what you've done to the real band. Because the only possible reason is that you kidnapped them.


Cora: mom this is worse than my last birthday! Stop embarrassing me and get off my stage.


She literally pushed her mom off the stage.


Cora: and send these three things back where they came from. I'm guessing Dr. Seuss's garbage can


Abbey was absolutely furious about the things she just said to the Warner's


Wakko: alright well see you!


Yakko: hang on I think Abbey is about to blow.


Abbey: that's it! You do not get to talk to my friends and boyfriend that way!


Cora: Ha! I thought you were kidding when you told me you were dating one of these things.


Abbey: you're lucky this is a kids book because I would be saying bad words that aren't even in the dictionary yet! Cora you're a spoiled brat who's mom gets you everything you want!


Cora: that's not true!


She started naming all the things she didn't like about her party and soon the entire party went up in flames.


Dot: wow Great party Cora. Quick note you generally want your guests to have fun at a party not run away in terror.


Cora: Who cares this party was over before it began.


Dot: I think we did a pretty good job as boy storm.


Abbey: i'll admit the food was pretty good.


Cora: it's not that. when is your sweet 16 everyone has to pay attention to you.


Nora: I completely understand sweetie-


Cora: Mom don't interrupt me when I'm telling a story about you paying attention to me. At the end of the night I was going to slow dance with the cutest guy in school. His name is Aaron but he couldn't come because he's on vacation.


Dot: I think we finally found the root of the problem.


Wakko: yeah! There was no baked potato bar!


Cora: yes there was.


Wakko: there was?!


Cora: I'm sorry about what I said to you abbey. I was just upset


Abbey: i forgive you and i'm sorry I yelled at you before. I didn't know you were upset because he couldn't come


Cora: finally someone understands me.


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After the party Nora fixed the water tower leak


Nora: I found an octopus in the pipe.


The end

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