In the water tower wakko had news paper everywhere
Dot: wakko have you slept?
Wakko: yes Tuesday
Dot: it's Friday
Abbey: you haven't slept for 3 days?
Wakko: yes Tuesday
Yakko: how many times do we have to tell you aliens aren't real!
Wakko: and how many times that not only do they exist but you've met them!
Yakko: I don't think so
Abbey: we would remember something like that
Wakko: you both did! You to dot! They crashed into the tower!
Dot: not ringing any bells
Wakko: abbey you even took a selfie with them!
Abbey checked her phone and saw the selfie he was talking about
Abbey: I don't remember taking this picture
Yakko: yep I'm drawing blanks
Dot: I got nothing
Wakko: you sang them a song!
All: oh yeah!
Yakko: those guys with the cool voices and the lots of arms
Abbey: didn't they have a whole lot of eyes?
Yakko: yeah they seemed friendly
Wakko: but that's just it! What if they aren't friendly?!
Abbey: don't get caught up in the 'what if's' trust me it never ends well when your stuck in your own brain
Wakko: said they would take our brains!
Yakko: baby bro when you get to my age you start to feel different-
Abbey: goodnight everybody!
Yakko: and you become a pretty sharp judge of chara-
The four of them saw alien ships land outside
Abbey: how many times have we had to deal with aliens this entire story?
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The warner and abbey went to check it out
Yakko: gentleman please I'm sure this is some silly misunderstanding!
Alien: the yak and the abs it is good to see you again i am disappointed you are not engaged I was a yabbey fan for some time
Yakko: I love our ship name!
Abbey: first off we're not getting married second how do you even know about that?
Alien: we keep tabs on everything on earth
Abbey: ... alright group huddle
Yakko wakko dot and abbey huddle up
Abbey: so not only are they going to destroy the earth they're also creepy stalkers!
Yakko: look on the bright side of a relationship is so popular aliens in space know about us!
Abbey glared at him
Yakko: but your right this isn't good
He walked up to the aliens
Yakko: say guys about this whole end of the world thing your planning any chance you could uhhhhh not?
Alien: impossible it is to late the yak based on your informative song the council has determined all the inhabitants of earth are nasty
Abbey: rude!
Alien: see? Very nasty and must there for be eliminated
Yakko walked back to his siblings and abbey
Abbey: they're not leaving are they?
Yakko: no not anytime soon what do we do?!
Wakko: I've got it!
Abbey: what's your plan?
Wakko: no I've got a sandwich in my shirt
He took out a sandwich and a shirt and ate it
Wakko: and I also have an idea! A song gave them the idea earthlings are all very nasty creatures right?
Yakko: yeah so?
Wakko: well sing them a song proving that they aren't!
Yakko: but I haven't even done my vocal exercises!
Abbey: what's more important your vocal exercises or the world ending?
Yakko: uhhhhh...
All: the world ending!
Yakko: right!
He walked up to the aliens again
Yakko: genocidal overlords could we have your attention for just a minute?
Abbey: it won't take long
Alien: make it quick the yak and the abs
Abbey: you got it!
Yakko: with pyramids
aqueducts civilization
democracy and MLK
desegregation
Dot: einstein alhazen
their famous equations
no smallpoz nor polio
thanks vaccinations
Abbey: and say hello
to vacations and with
all the strong female
characters we don't
need to save her now
she's her own savior
Yakko: and nighting
gale curie founding
nations Van Gogh
Abbey: Nintendo!
Dot: frida kahlo
Wakko: us animations
tchaikovsky and mozart
played on violins name
but a few of humanity's
wins
Yakko: they are not so
perfect they are all still
learning so as you judge
their worth we only ask
you try to be discerning
before you smite them
from a face of the earth
Wakko: petra the taj a
great wall of china the
three gorges dam the
large hadron collider
confucius the buddha
abraham lincoln plato
and sun tzu got people
thinking
Abbey: so many stars
started singing
Dot: austen and shelley
those 3 bronte sisters
kurosawa casablanca
Wakko: and don't for
get twister
Dot: elvis and freddie
adele when she sings
these are a few of the
humanity's wins
All: they aren't perfect
but they're trying and i
know you've got you're
doubts maybe just give
them chance complying
before you go and wipe
them all out!
Abbey: bugs bunny and
Michael Jordan LeBron
james and favorite video
games with some flaws
but we made it though
it all
Yakko: the renewable
energy green power
stations
Alien: the endangered
species deforestation
Wakko: internet smart
phones
Abbey: Instagram you
tube wattpad and more
Wakko: united nations
Alien: major oil spills
coral reef devastation
Dot: and a astronauts
watching the earth as
it spins
Abbey: the new clothes
that cover our skins
Aliens: those does not
excuse all humanity's
sins
All: they aren't perfect
but they're improving
It takes time advance
but just look at all the
direction that they're
moving give them one
more chance!
Alien: very well the yak and the abs we will spare your earth people for now but do us one favor
Yakko: anything for my purple blood thirsty friend
Alien: tell them that if they continue with the stuff that's bad we will return and next time we will be ruthless very ruthless
The aliens got back in there ships and left earth
Yakko: we're definitely going to see them again aren't we?
Dot: yep
Wakko: yep
Abbey: yep