Aliens Resurrected

In the water tower wakko had news paper everywhere

Dot: wakko have you slept?

Wakko: yes Tuesday

Dot: it's Friday

Abbey: you haven't slept for 3 days?

Wakko: yes Tuesday

Yakko: how many times do we have to tell you aliens aren't real!

Wakko: and how many times that not only do they exist but you've met them!

Yakko: I don't think so

Abbey: we would remember something like that

Wakko: you both did! You to dot! They crashed into the tower!

Dot: not ringing any bells

Wakko: abbey you even took a selfie with them!

Abbey checked her phone and saw the selfie he was talking about

Abbey: I don't remember taking this picture

Yakko: yep I'm drawing blanks

Dot: I got nothing

Wakko: you sang them a song!

All: oh yeah!

Yakko: those guys with the cool voices and the lots of arms

Abbey: didn't they have a whole lot of eyes?

Yakko: yeah they seemed friendly

Wakko: but that's just it! What if they aren't friendly?!

Abbey: don't get caught up in the 'what if's' trust me it never ends well when your stuck in your own brain

Wakko: said they would take our brains!

Yakko: baby bro when you get to my age you start to feel different-

Abbey: goodnight everybody!

Yakko: and you become a pretty sharp judge of chara-

The four of them saw alien ships land outside

Abbey: how many times have we had to deal with aliens this entire story?

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The warner and abbey went to check it out

Yakko: gentleman please I'm sure this is some silly misunderstanding!

Alien: the yak and the abs it is good to see you again i am disappointed you are not engaged I was a yabbey fan for some time

Yakko: I love our ship name!

Abbey: first off we're not getting married second how do you even know about that?

Alien: we keep tabs on everything on earth

Abbey: ... alright group huddle

Yakko wakko dot and abbey huddle up

Abbey: so not only are they going to destroy the earth they're also creepy stalkers!

Yakko: look on the bright side of a relationship is so popular aliens in space know about us!

Abbey glared at him

Yakko: but your right this isn't good

He walked up to the aliens

Yakko: say guys about this whole end of the world thing your planning any chance you could uhhhhh not?

Alien: impossible it is to late the yak based on your informative song the council has determined all the inhabitants of earth are nasty

Abbey: rude!

Alien: see? Very nasty and must there for be eliminated

Yakko walked back to his siblings and abbey

Abbey: they're not leaving are they?

Yakko: no not anytime soon what do we do?!

Wakko: I've got it!

Abbey: what's your plan?

Wakko: no I've got a sandwich in my shirt

He took out a sandwich and a shirt and ate it

Wakko: and I also have an idea! A song gave them the idea earthlings are all very nasty creatures right?

Yakko: yeah so?

Wakko: well sing them a song proving that they aren't!

Yakko: but I haven't even done my vocal exercises!

Abbey: what's more important your vocal exercises or the world ending?

Yakko: uhhhhh...

All: the world ending!

Yakko: right!

He walked up to the aliens again

Yakko: genocidal overlords could we have your attention for just a minute?

Abbey: it won't take long

Alien: make it quick the yak and the abs

Abbey: you got it!

Yakko: with pyramids
aqueducts civilization
democracy and MLK
desegregation

Dot: einstein alhazen
their famous equations
no smallpoz nor polio
thanks vaccinations

Abbey: and say hello
to vacations and with
all the strong female
characters we don't
need to save her now
she's her own savior

Yakko: and nighting
gale curie founding
nations Van Gogh

Abbey: Nintendo!

Dot: frida kahlo

Wakko: us animations
tchaikovsky and mozart
played on violins name
but a few of humanity's
wins

Yakko: they are not so
perfect they are all still
learning so as you judge
their worth we only ask
you try to be discerning
before you smite them
from a face of the earth

Wakko: petra the taj a
great wall of china the
three gorges dam the
large hadron collider
confucius the buddha
abraham lincoln plato
and sun tzu got people
thinking

Abbey: so many stars
started singing

Dot: austen and shelley
those 3 bronte sisters
kurosawa casablanca

Wakko: and don't for
get twister

Dot: elvis and freddie
adele when she sings
these are a few of the
humanity's wins

All: they aren't perfect
but they're trying and i
know you've got you're
doubts maybe just give
them chance complying
before you go and wipe
them all out!

Abbey: bugs bunny and
Michael Jordan LeBron
james and favorite video
games with some flaws
but we made it though
it all

Yakko: the renewable
energy green power
stations

Alien: the endangered
species deforestation

Wakko: internet smart
phones

Abbey: Instagram you
tube wattpad and more

Wakko: united nations

Alien: major oil spills
coral reef devastation

Dot: and a astronauts
watching the earth as
it spins

Abbey: the new clothes
that cover our skins

Aliens: those does not
excuse all humanity's
sins

All: they aren't perfect
but they're improving
It takes time advance
but just look at all the
direction that they're
moving give them one
more chance!

Alien: very well the yak and the abs we will spare your earth people for now but do us one favor

Yakko: anything for my purple blood thirsty friend

Alien: tell them that if they continue with the stuff that's bad we will return and next time we will be ruthless very ruthless

The aliens got back in there ships and left earth

Yakko: we're definitely going to see them again aren't we?

Dot: yep

Wakko: yep

Abbey: yep

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