Yakko wakko dot and abbey were on a ship in the middle of the sea. Abbey was on her phone

Yakko: wakko clean the poop deck! Haha! This was a great idea to get around the sensors.

Abbey: true but I'm not getting any Wi-Fi

Christopher Columbus walked on deck.

Wakko: oh no it's The captain. Looks like we're into a stern talking to

Yakko: sailing pun! Someone keep count there's gonna be too many of these.

Abbey: I'll do it. So far that's one.

Christopher: do you have any idea who I am?!

Wakko: if the writer of the story is following the formula. I'd say you a unlikable jerk in need of an ego check.

Yakko: ego check? Why would Christopher Columbus need an ego check?

Abbey: I don't know. I'm barely passing school

Yakko to out a history book and read it

Dot: why do you have so many books from the future?

Yakko: it was a long flight from 500 years from now

Abbey: I would look it up on the Internet but that hasn't been invented yet

Wakko: it's not fair for me to do math and history at the same time!

Yakko: so apparently he got lost thought South America was Asia and claimed it Spain even though it was already in habited by millions of people?

Wakko Took the history book and also read it

Wakko: then he starved those millions of people because he thought they were hiding gold from him?!

Dot: let me see that!

She took the history book and she and abbey read it

Dot: he enslaved how many people?! He was arrested by who?! and he had his own holiday why?!

Abbey: he kidnapped a women to do what?!

Dot: There's just too much bad stuff in here to fit into a single chapter!

Yakko: but it just might fit into a song! In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue!

Dot: oh yeah! He had three ships
he sailed from Spain A first rate
hat top a second rate brain

Wakko: He sailed by night he
sailed by day Will somebody
tell him he sailed the wrong way?

Dot: He's cruel he rules through thuggery.

Abbey: he put innocent people in slavery

Yakko: Yet he's praised for the new world's discovery

Yakko, Wakko Dot and abbey: Are we sure that he deserves his own day?
We'd have found this
stuff anyway!

Christopher Columbus was really angry

Dot: I'm terrible at reading people. Is he mad at us or passionately in love with us?

Christopher: I will throw you off my ship!!

Abbey: i'm going to guess he's mad

Dot: I still can't tell

Christopher: stop this poppycock at once!

Wakko: Yakko Aren't you going to say good night everybody?

Yakko: no that would be to easy. I'm trying to keep them above board

Abbey: thats 2 puns

Yakko: and I am loving it!

Christopher: seize them!

His crew tied the four of them up

Wakko: oh no we're in hot water now

Abbey: that's 3 puns

Yakko: what's he going to do? Make us walk the plank? feed us to the sharks? Leave us stranded on a desert island? HA!

Christopher Columbus did all three of those options. The Warners and Abby were on a deserted island on a plank that was right above sharks. The four of them were still tied up.

Yakko: we may have sailed too close to the wind on this one.

Abbey: pun number four

Dot: that's not getting old

Yakko: all right everybody all hands on deck!

Abbey: that's pun number five.

Yakko: sorry we're at the creek without a paddle here

Abbey: 6!

Yakko: my bad abbey. Somebody's got a bail us out.

Abbey: 7! Hahaha!

She thought the whole thing pun counting was hilarious

Yakko: I'm starting to think this pun counter may have been a bad idea

Wakko: I think I can get us off the hook!

Abbey: Hahahaha! Number 8!

Dot: abbey It's not funny anymore!

Abbey: I can't help it. I love puns.

She was able to untie herself and the Warner's

Yakko: ok good. But we're still stuck on this Island High and-

Abbey: number-

Yakko: I mean between the devil and the deep blue-

Abbey: that's still a pun

Yakko: Dead in the water-

Abbey: everyone says that.

Yakko: are there any sayings which aren't based on sailing?

Abbey: ever tried cat puns?

Dot: don't worry I have an idea!

Using cartoon logic Yakko wakko dot and abbey made it to the same island Christopher Columbus was on.

Christopher: I Christopher Columbus here by proclaim this land Asia.

Dot: not even close Columbus.

The Warner's and abbey walked up to him

Wakko: Asia is about 8000 miles that way.

Yakko: and it's further by ship. That's as the crow flies

Abbey: that's pun number 9

Yakko: I didn't know that was a pun I swear!

Dot: these are the Bahamas Christopher

Christopher: well I still discovered them

Yakko: yeah about that. In 1492
Columbus sailed the ocean true

Dot: He wasn't a looker and
less of a charmer Claimed
he'd be the first man to find
the Bahamas

Wakko: But this isn't even
a new frontier The Lucayans
have been here a thousand
years

Abbey: he made the same mistake today

Yakko, Wakko dot and abbey: Are we sure that he deserves his very own day?
Asias still half a world away!

The same thing happened on the next island.

Christopher: I Christopher Columbus proclaim this land to be Greenland

The Warner's and abbey were right in front of him

Wakko: even further off dummy.

Yakko: this is Cuba.

Abbey: you're going to have to keep looking

Christopher: how do you keep beating me to these islands anyway?

Yakko wakko dot and abbey: cartoon logic

The same thing happened on the next island.

Christopher: this island is now called Asia!

The Warner's and abbey popped out of the sand in front of Christopher

Yakko: Asia is still far away

Dot: this is Hispaniola

Wakko: which is also called Republic Dominican

Dot: don't call it that! You know the two people who will start saying and you know what!

Yakko: what did you say?

Wakko and dot: nothing!

Abbey: I heard something that sounded very familiar to a song I love

Christopher: enough! enough! enough! enough! I'm going back to Spain without the four of you!

Christopher Columbus said sailed to see on his ship but somehow the Warners and Abby got on the ship to.

Christopher: I won't stop until I get to Asia!

Wakko: don't you want to hear a song about the 7500 people who already live there you big phony?

Yakko: I spent all night coming up with a rhyme for a Word I can't even pronounce!

Abbey: its a long word

Dot: let's do it anyway!

Yakko, Wakko dot and abbey: Columbus sailed the ocean blue He had three ships
now he has two!

Dot: Through a bunch of nautical
accidents He claimed lands filled
with inhabitants

Wakko: Next trip he'll say he finds
Jamaica Sure this time that it's in
Asia

Yakko: Think that's uncomplimentary?
Try reading his Wiki entry

Abbey: it's a completely untrue story. he did not go out in glory

Yakko, Wakko Dot and abbey: He's the captain of endless mistakes One of
history's luckiest fakes Are
we sure that he deserves his
own day? He never even set
foot in the USA!

The Warners Abby and Christopher Columbus were stranded on a desert island

Yakko: I guess we really knocked the wind out of his sales

Abbey: that's 10 puns!

Yakko kissed abbey's cheek

Yakko: you did great keeping track of all the puns

Abbey: thanks wakko.

The end