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Jay-Pac: Yo If Dot was my sister, I'd fire her
And Wakko's even less likable than Elmyra
Spielberg oughta stick to filiming sharks
Not rebooting this reboot of Groucho Marx
Hulu wrote a check and the money beckoned
But the Warner's are like a bad joke told twice
If you weren't funny the first round, why would you be the second?
Wanna compare my 30 Grammys to your eight Emmys and a Peabody?
You've been put to sleep, kid
It's time to say goodnight, everybody


He drops the microphone on yakkos head.


Yakko: Ow! Well that was just plain mean.


Abbey: let's give him a taste of his own medicine!


They nodded. dot turned down the music, wakko pointed the camera at yakko, yakko got a microphone and abbey held The spotlight over Yakko.


Yakko: Nice try, pal
But Wakko's wish is I deliver a killer verse
I've been blessed or cursed with a bottomless lyrical purse
That'll make crowds disperse or worse
Require medical attention, better get the nurse!
Say goodbye to an easy battle and... helloooo hearse!
Yeah, I got a girlfriend that's zany, to the max!


Abbey: wait what?


Yakko: I'm the Leader of the animated maniacs
You, you're the cure insomniacs
Less fresh than the 20-year baloney in my slacks
We can't be axed! Like, Lazarus, we just keep coming back
We don't need to boast or roast or talk smack
Or rap about women, bling, and record contracts
Be honest, be cool, and people will respect you
Those are the facts, dude.


The crowd cheers.


Jay-pac: respect.


The end-


Abbey: hold on! Who said I was your girlfriend?


Yakko: I never said it was you. Unless you want to be my girlfriend.


He smirked and abbey blushed.


Abbey: I mean yeah I would like to be your girlfriend but if you're OK with being just friends-


Yakko: can we kiss now?


Abbey: uhhh sure.


They kiss.


Dot and wakko: ewwww!


Abbey and yakko let go.


Yakko: good night everybody!


The end. For real this time.

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