Inside the water tower wakko and abbey were playing super smash bros ultimate and they weren't moving
Yakko: Abbey speak to me! Snap out of it!
Dot: maybe the writer didn't know what she should say
Yakko: but she's the one with the most character development! Going from a girl who spent most of her time on her phone from going on more adventures with us!
Abbey and wakko started moving again
Wakko: hey guys! Like our new game?
Yakko read the cover of the game
Yakko: Super smash brothers Ultimate? 60 bucks?! How did you pay for this?
Abbey: birthday money
Dot: who are the characters?
Abbey and wakko gasped dramatically
Abbey: you've never heard of the Mario bros Mario and Luigi?!
Yakko: why aren't they called the Mario and Luigi brothers?
Wakko: Mario is their last name. Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
Dot: that's not confusing
Yakko: and the gorilla?
Abbey: he's an ape and his name is donkey Kong aka DK
Yakko: why is he called a donkey when he's a ape?
Wakko: The creator of the game thought it meant stupid but even when he found out that's not what it meant he kept it anyway because he liked the name
Dot: who's the dragon?
Abbey: that's bowser he's the villain who kidnaps peach a lot
Yakko: so peach's are his favorite food?
Abbey: Haha! No princess peach is the name of a character
Abbey showed what peach looked like on the game and Yakko immediately thought she was pretty
Yakko: Helloooo Princess!
He saw abbey glaring at him
Yakko: I mean cool game!
Abbey: she's already in a relationship with Mario. I think... besides kisses on the cheek it's never been confirmed
Wakko: you guys should try it! It might be derivative but it's also crazy addictive
Abbey gave Yakko and dot the extra controllers
Yakko: I'm technically a boomer I'm immune to technology because I harbor an irrational fear of it
Dot: and I'm a girl everybody know that video games have no effect on-
Wakko pressed play and the four of them played smash bros for months
Dot: girls wait wait where are we?
Yakko: how long were we under?
Abbey checked her phone and saw the date
Abbey: Oh no it happened again
Dot and yakko: what happened again?
Wakko: it's about 3:00
Yakko: ok 2 hours we're not addicted
Wakko: on Thursday
Dot: ok 2 days that's not to bad
Abbey: in the middle of January
Dot: it's been half a year?!
Abbey: now my mom is worried sick!
Wakko: you missed a lot I could catch you up or we could play one more game
All: one more game!
Wakko: great! I'll just add a third player and-
Yakko: wait I want to be player one this time!
Wakko: but I already made my controller all nice and sweaty!
Abbey: Eww
Yakko and wakko started fighting over the controller and a rainbow door appeared
All: whoa...
Dot: what is that?
Wakko: I think we mush have put in a cheat code to unlock an Easter egg!
Abbey: I hope it's a new character!
Yakko: wait I thought you said it was January that is way to early for Easter eggs
Wakko: no like a secret message or reference in a game movie or TV show. They're called Easter eggs because there really hard to find
Yakko wakko dot and abbey were sucked inside the door
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The four of them woke up inside the game.
Wakko: something awesome has happened!
Yakko: someone besides abbey said on Reddit they're actually enjoying the reboot?
Dot: speaking of which where is abbey?
Abbey landed on the floor and got back up
Abbey: where are we and why are we 3-D?
Wakko: we're in the game and that's how the game is coded!
Abbey: this is amazing!! It's like a dream come true!!
She got really excited but eventually calmed down
Dot: feeling better?
Abbey: phew yeah I just needed to get that out of my system
Yakko: I wonder if they gave us any special moves!
He had super speed and ran all over the place
Yakko: woohoo!
Abbey: let me try!
She summoned electricity in her hands
Abbey: this brings back Anime memories!
Dot had really fast kicks
Dot: that's one way to get my steps in
Wakko just had a spin attack
Wakko: all is a lame spin like that orange marsupial guy I guess I do kind of sound like him
He burped out a burger made of fire
Dot: see? You do have a special attack!
Abbey: I'm guessing that's you basic move
Wakko: no that's just what happens after I eat chili
Nintendo characters walked up to them and abbey gasped
Mario: I'm glad your enjoying the game but the four of you have been playing it nonstop for six months!
Dot: six months huh? Now that you mention it you guys do look how do I phrase this tactfully?
Yakko: they look like wakko smells?
Dot: you look wakko smells
Abbey stood in front of the warners
Abbey: I'm so sorry Mario they didn't mean to insult the greatest game character in history
Mario: thank you but not everyone is nice going to be nice
Abbey: Oh of course! I use the internet
Luigi: anyway do you want to know why we're so beat up? You played the game for months and we need a break. please?
Yakko: you're sick of playing the game?
Abbey: but your video game characters
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Yakko wakko dot and abbey were suddenly teleported to a fighting stage
Wakko: someone must be playing the game
Dot: Who could be loading a new game on our console?
The four of them saw ralph through the TV
All: Ralph!
Abbey: is he even smart enough to play the game?
Dot: it doesn't matter we've got bigger problems to deal with what is this place?
Abbey: this is one of the many fighting stages in the game
3... 2... 1... SMASH!
Yakko: smash? Who am I supposed to smash?
Abbey blushed then a green blob appeared in from of them
Dot: Aww cute! Let's destroy it!
Yakko: warners and abbey attack!
Abbey: lets do this!
None of them were moving
Yakko: I said warners and abbey attack!
The four of them tried to move but couldn't
Yakko: ok I am physically trying to move right now!
Abbey: it feels like my feet are glued to the floor!
Wakko: mine to!
Dot: oh no you don't think we're being controlled by ralph!
Abbey: what do we do?! Now I won't get to use my cool fighting moves!
Wakko: ralph please you have to do something! I'm to immortal to die!
Abbey: I still have more character development!
Wakko took out his hammer
Wakko: ok this is more like it!
He hit himself on the head
Wakko: this is less like it...
Wakko got eaten by the blob
Abbey: well that's a new one
Yakko: Wakko getting eaten ha! I guess the irony really is delicious
The green blob ate Yakko
Abbey: Yakko!
Yakko: don't worry this is fine because I can win this guy over with observational humor to
Dot: uh ralph a little help?
Dot started kicking in the wrong direction and abbey started walking off the stage
Abbey: thats not good
The warners and abbey fell of the stage
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The four of them teleported back to the starting menu
Yakko: I'm going to say the same thing I said about the original super Mario movie that was awful but at least it's over
Abbey: I feel like I was torn apart and put back together...
New Game!
Abbey: Oh no...
A montage started of the Warners and abbey fighting more and more characters
Dot: I am completely exhausted...
Abbey: I don't know how much more of this I can take...
Yakko: again just like the original super Mario movie
Wakko: don't make me battle anymore I'm a lover not a smasher
Yakko saw ralph walk away
Yakko: wait look! Ralph's talking a bathroom break!
Wakko: that means we'll be stuck in here for hours maybe days!
Abbey: or weeks!
Yakko: I never thought we'd be trapped in a video game
Abbey checked the old script
Abbey: well were going to be trapped in a board game but that was before the writer new about this episode so that was scraped since it was to similar to this one
Wakko: I thought I'd get trapped in a tornado a Ponzi scheme maybe even a green card marriage but ever a video game!
Mario: not that fun anymore is it?
Yakko: we're sorry we never realized how awful this was for you guys
Dot: who could've known that on screen violence would have real world consequences?
Abbey: I do! I use the Internet
All: we know!
Yakko: if you help us out of here we vow to never play the game again
Dot: well unless there's some sort of online tournament going on
Wakko: or if Nintendo releases a new update with never before seen characters
Abbey: or an update with brand new stages
Yakko: now will you please help us escape?
Luigi: for players there's only one way out of here and it's not pretty
Dot: is it seducing bowser? Because I am desperate I will make abbey do it
Abbey: NO WAY!
Luigi: what? No the only way out of here is to beat the gold version of yourselves
Dot: gold versions?
Mario: whenever a new character is imported into the game the AI creates a gold copy a faster stronger more powerful version of you if you beat your gold version in battle you'll be rewarded with a magic key which will teleport you back to the real world but no one has-
Yakko: yeah sure
Dot: sorry handsome but we're about ten steps ahead of you this game world is all a little cliche
Abbey: see you on the other side! Literally!
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The warners and abbey were teleported to a golden stage
All: whoa
Gold versions of themselves appeared and abbey was the first one to fight her gold version
Abbey Vs gold abbey!
Abbey: ok let's see what this plagiarized copy of me can do
She put her hair in a ponytail ready to fight
3... 2... 1... smash!
Abbey and gold abbey started fighting and were equally matched
Abbey: looks like it's time to use my secret weapon... my final smash...
Yakko: but you've never done it without us!
Abbey: I don't have a choice! Anime powers activate!
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Abbey Nurz is back! My powers are even more shocking! Let's see you handle this!
Abbey electrocuted gold abbey
Match! Abbey Wins!
Abbey was given a key
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Abbey was teleported back to the real world and turned back to normal
Abbey: Oh 2-D! How I missed you! Now lets finish this game!
She picked up the controller and continued playing and could hear Yakko wakko and dot
Yakko: I can't move again!
Dot: either ralph is controlling us again they've run out of that sweet Hulu money and can't afford the rest of this game or the writer of the story ran out of ideas!
Abbey: don't worry guys I'm in control now! Wow that sounds pretty bad out of context
Yakko: phew I've grown quite fond of that sweet Hulu cash
Abbey and ralph started fighting over the controller
Abbey: give it back!
Ralph: this is my game!
Abbey: No it's not!
More smash characters entered the fight and abbey and ralph just started watching. The warners won the game
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The next day Yakko and abbey were playing a new game
Abbey: fire may be weak to water but it's super affective against grass!
Yakko: well my pokemon has a few water moves!
Wakko: can we have a turn?
Dot: it's been 3 months!