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Dot: It's insane for us to think today
That woman used to have no say
Abbey: In matters of the government
The line of thinking usually went
Man: You do not need a ballot to finish your needlepoint
Dot: Even though men called them gorgons and their corsets crushed their organs
Abbey: Suffragettes, they rocked the boat to help us win the right to vote
Abbey and dot: Suffragette roll call!
Elizabeth: Elizabeth Cady Stanton!
Susan: Susan B. Anthony!
Sojourner: Sojourner Truth!
Dot and abbey: We marched on Washington
We fought the fight
We're independent women who demanded equal rights!
dot: Thank you, ladies!
Thanks to you I can vote!
Abbey whispers something into her ear.
Dot: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I've just been informed that cartoons don't have the right to vote This won't stand! This won't fly!
No animation without representation!
She went back to the water Tower and printed out papers.
Dot: We toast 100 years of women voting in our nation But as a disenfranchised toon, I seek emancipation
Saluting my foremothers in star-spangled petticoats
I respectfully submit it's time to give cartoons the vote
Let's all march on Washington, let's fight the fight
I might only be a drawing, but I still want equal rights
Come on! March!
March for your rights!
March! March! March! For your cartoony rights!
March! March! March! For your cartoony rights!
Cartoons! You gotta march, march, march!
March for your rights
Come on, everybody!
All together now!
Robots, monsters, Tiny Toons
Abbey: Sylvester, talking cars
Dot: Ducks, dogs, bunnies, Elmer Fudd
Abbey: Roadrunner, Pinky, Taz, the Brain
Dot: Wile E. Coyote!
It's time to band together, time to give cartoons the vote
Don't be afraid to speak out!
Tell us about the issues that affect you!
Abbey: and tell the truth!
Sylvester: I've been out of work for six months due to a mallet-related injury!
Daffy duck: It'd be great to have a stunt double for all the cartoon violence
Dot: Excellent! Let us tell the big wigs how we really feel!
Attention, Washington!
Every day, we're smashed and whacked
Yakko: Every day, we're smashed and whacked!
Dot: It's time to take our anvils back!
Wakko: It s time to take our anvils back!
Dot: A pie for you, a pie for me
Abbey: A pie for you, a pie for me!
Dot: This seltzer sprays equality
All: This seltzer sprays equality
Reporter: We're coming to you live with reports of a tiny dog puppy lady singing... at Congress
Dot: We besieged the legislatures to secure our zany stature Squirrelly tail entwined with Tweety wing
Hear our voices as we sing!
senate: Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!
reporter: And so, on the eve of the 100th anniversary of women securing the right to vote, cartoon characters today have successfully achieved that very same right. I think I speak for everyone when I say... God help us
Dot: I'm Dot Warner
Abbey: I'm Abbey.
Dot and abbey: and we approve this message.
porky pig: That's Democracy Folks!
The end.