Reboot it

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Abbey was giving the Warner's a tour of Hollywood


Dot: I feel like I've seen all of these shows before.


Abbey: yeah they rebooting a lot of shows these days


Wakko: what's a reboot?


Abbey: In television, a reboot of a TV show can be a return to production after cancellation or a long hiatus, but is also understood to mean a remake of an older series.


Yakko: uhhhhh... I don't get it.


Abbey: Directors of TV shows Bring old TV shows back.


Warner's: ohhh!


Yakko: this gives me an idea for a reboot song!


Abbey: but didn't you just do that right before the Pinky and the brain chapter?


Dot: that's exactly what I was going to say.


Yakko: that's true but we got to do it again.


Wakko got out a piano and yakko started playing it.


Yakko: They ran out of ideas for fresh new shows,
so Hollywood did the only thing it knows
Murphy Brown, Melrose Place, Gilmore Girls, Lost in Space.
That's So Raven's what they're cravin'.


Wakko: I know that's a show worth saving!


Yakko: I vote X Files for a comeback.


Dot: Duchovny's still a real snack!


Yakko: Will the Golden Girls be darker


The Warner's: if we resurrect Bea Arthur?
Reboot it, renew it!
Reshoot it, redo it and reuse it, retool it!
Abuse it, just spew it!
If you wanna make some easy cash, just recycle and rehash


Yakko: Repeat it, reinstate it!
Reheat it, recreate it!
There's no need to feel frustrated,
simply just regurgitate it.


Abbey decided to sing with them.


All: For a guaranteed ratings smash, dig it up out of the trash, come on. just reboot it!


Dot: Will and Grace, and Dynasty


Abbey: Sweet 16 on MTV!


Wakko: Blue's Clues, Twin Peaks, and Fargo
Go catch Carmen Sandiego


Yakko: Just relax and take the flak
If people want it, bring it back!
Looney Tunes, Queer Eye, and DuckTales
Just reboot it, 'cause it sells


Dot: Take something foreign, then translate it
Shamelessly appropriate it


Abbey: Even if the old fans hate it


All: Get the script rights cleared!


Yakko: You've done sequels, tried for prequels


Wakko: Think of all the streams that equals
Utilizing these techniques


Wakko, Dot and abbey: Will make your shows revered, shows revered!


All: Reboot it, renew it
Reshoot it, redo it
And reuse it, retool it
Abuse it, just spew it!
If you wanna make some easy cash
Just recycle and rehash
Repeat it, reinstate it
Reheat it, recreate it
There's no need to feel frustrated
Simply just regurgitate it
For a guaranteed ratings smash
Dig it up out of the trash
Come on, just reboot it!


Abbey: and don't forget about tiny Toons Looniversity!


The end.

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