(ANTM = America's Next Top Model)
What types of judges would The Beatles be?
John: the sarcastic judge who points out the flaws in every models performance, but does it so he doesn't hurt their feelings TOO much.
Paul: the sassy judge who makes personal comments and acts like a prize prat.
George: the grumpy judge who isn't really interested in the competition and would much rather be at home.
Ringo: the bubbly judge who encourages the models and dishes out hugs.
What would The Beatles do as judges?
John: *slumped in his chair, eyeing each model up and down*
Paul: *sits with his legs elegantly crossed and makes bitchy comments*
George: *appalled at how skinny the contestants are*
Ringo: *claps his hands and smiles at every single photo he's shown*
Likely to hear?
John: "Oh, I'm sure you tried your best, but this just isn't acceptable. It's so... so fake. It's not true to who you are. Be independent, for God's sake, girl!"
Paul: "You think you're so pretty, but did you ever think you'd match up to the likes of me?! I'm the official cute one of this group and I have the finest booty too! So quit your whining, accept the truth, and move on... bitch."
George: "Um... Uh... You're a lovely girl, but take my advice and eat something."
Ringo: "Oh, darling! You're so beautiful and fabulous! Aim for the stars and you'll go far!"
(Thanks to VictonieCresta012 for suggesting this!)
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