What type of DJ's would The Beatles be?

John: *the radio host that plays all kinds of music, but makes wisecracks about each song*

Paul: *the super up-to-date DJ that plays all of the latest tunes*

George: *the hipster who only plays the "unheard" Indie music*

Ringo: *the fun DJ who gives away amazing prizes to listeners*

Likely to hear during the show?

John: "Well, I've got a bunch of requests for this computerized crap you call music... but I don't really give a rat's arse about them. So... here's some of my stuff. Enjoy."

Paul: "Coming up next, tips on how to take the perfect selfie! But right now, here's Taylor Swift with her new hit single Bad Blood."

George: "Hey, all you sammiches out there. I've been digging deep through the vaults here at the BBC,  and I've come up with some real gems; never heard before sitar remixes!"

Ringo: "Did you say your answer was "Ringo"? You're correct! Ringo is the best Beatle! You've won a thousand dollars! And potentially a date with yours truly... if you like." 

(Thanks to Loucie1012 for suggesting this chapter!)

(Sandwich Points go to... 1D_teddybear! Congratulations!)