... On Sports Teams

What kind of sports teams would The Beatles be in?


John: baseball


Paul: cheer leading


George: basketball


Ringo: swimming


How good are they at their chosen sports?


John: *hits the ball every time and dashes around the diamond like crazy*


Paul: *makes up for his lack of physical ability with his enthusiasm*


George: *simply reaches up and dunks the ball*


Ringo: *swims like a little fish as soon as he hits the water*


Likely to hear?


John: *starts singing* "Hey, batter batter! Hey, batter batter, swing!"


Paul: "Gimme a P! Gimme an A! Gimme a U! Gimme an L! What's that spell?! PERFECTION!!" *cheers like a deranged bird*


George: "This is so stereotypical... Getting a tall guy to play basketball..."


Ringo: "Look at me! I'm an octopus!" *splashes around*


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