(ANTM = America's Next Top Model)

John: *bobs down the catwalk* "Hey there, Tyra! Liking what ya see?"

Paul: *strutting like an utter boss* "Honey, don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"

George: *standing awkwardly in a tight outfit* "Honestly, do models even eat?"

Ringo: *trips over his own feet*

Positive assets?

John: possesses amazing confidence

Paul: his booty looks mighty fine in tight trousers

George: tall and slender - the ideal model look

Ringo: big blue eyes that boosts the quality of every outfit

Negative assets?

John: too lazy to walk back up the catwalk, let alone down it

Paul: a total diva who refuses to wear any of the outfits selected

George: cheats on his diet by pigging out on donuts and Jammie Dodgers

Ringo: a little too short but can't pull off high heels

(Thanks to VictonieCresta012 for suggesting this chapter!)