Aries: hitting a police officer
Taurus: manslaughter
Gemini: car chase
Cancer: not paying taxes
Leo: stealing
Virgo: Facebook hacking
Libra: accomplice in something idk
Scorpio: mass murder (yeah this got creepy)
Sagittarius: jumping into a fountain
Capricorn: trying to cash a stolen cheque
Aquarius: going into area 51
Pisces: grew a MASSIVE weed garden