Aries: hitting a police officer

Taurus: manslaughter

Gemini: car chase

Cancer: not paying taxes

Leo: stealing

Virgo: Facebook hacking

Libra: accomplice in something idk

Scorpio: mass murder (yeah this got creepy)

Sagittarius: jumping into a fountain

Capricorn: trying to cash a stolen cheque

Aquarius: going into area 51

Pisces: grew a MASSIVE weed garden