Aries: One debt to society later..
Taurus: 298 frozen patties later..
Gemini: So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one
Cancer: Several bad puns later..
Leo: Uhhh..
Virgo: One minute, thirty seven seconds later..
Libra: Tomorrow for sure..
Scorpio: One pair of pants later..
Sagittarius: Brief construction montage
Capricorn: 3000 years later..
Aquarius: Later, in the void..
Pisces: Thousands of tears later.. (yes tears, not years)