Aries: Because they know 5000 ways to make your life a living hell
Taurus: Because they don't give a shit about you
Gemini: Because they will kill you in your sleep
Cancer: Because why would you want to hurt a cute cupcake
Leo: Because they will literally destroy you
Virgo: Because you're not as smart as them
Libra: Being everyone likes the
Scorpio: Mess with them and you mess with the devil
Sagittarius: They basically don't give a shit so whatever
Capricorn: Don't do it, just don't
Aquarius: Because they deeply care about people and if you mess with them you're awful
Pisces : Why would you even ?