The Signs When Drunk

Aries: Sits in the back of the room/bar alone, and death stares those who walk by. Very quiet for some reason.


Taurus: Forgets where they are, also forgets who they are with, decides to make friends with the people they were already with.


Gemini: Starts rambling on about the dream they had last night, and the dream they want to have tonight, and why are they not in bed I'm tired.


Cancer: Tells the bartender how much they love them. Is so freaking happy that the bartender is there for there for them that they start to cry tears of joy.


Leo: Is very loud, tires to start a flash mob, and then they realise no one is joining, doesn't give a shit and starts singing AND dancing.


Virgo: Starts to get tired right away, and then all of the sudden wakes up every few moments or freaks out about what they might've said while they were drunk then jumps to conclusions.


Libra: Challenges their friend to see who can get the most numbers, goes to a blog about pick up lines, and reads them right off the phone to strangers, laughing at every single one.


Scorpio: Is the one Libra challenged, but the plan is different, and much more straightforward. Goes up to someone and begins to befriend them bluntly.


Sagittarius: Chugging contest, hold down a shit ton of alcohol somehow, but eventually decides to leave and do some random stuff. Probably naked at some point.


Capricorn: Took off their shoes ages ago, is now looking for them. Thinks that someone stole them and is hiding them in their shoes.


Aquarius: Trying to high five everyone in the building. If someone high fives them twice, they will not speak to the person ever again. Damn cheater.


Pisces: Sees birds outside and wants to touch them. Begins singing like Cinderella, and when the birds don't come to them, they sit down and sulk.


"That's why you don't to drugs kids" xD



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