Aries: "Ive been listening to Scream by Zac Efron for an hour"
Taurus: "So i ate 8 slices of garlic bread earlier nd im starting to regret it"
Gemini: "bae, the demi game needz 2 know ur eye colour, its 4 science"
Cancer: "Sam: "oh damn. She fainted" She: *is faint*
Leo: "only say my name but #nohomo lol"
Virgo: " NINE YEAR OLDS DONT BELONG AT WEDDINGS, THEY JUST RUN DOWN THE AISLE ASKING IF THEYRE PRETTY MID CEREMONY ND NO ONE CAN STOP THEM BC THEYRE N I N E "
Libra: "This went from desperation to spider genocide. In 4 messages"
Scorpio: ""To exclusively recieve our guests" U CAN RECIEVE ME ANYTIME U WANT"
Sagittarius: "Like, there's a man called Bean Been nd the police r after him so they're like "STOP BEAN BEEN""
Capricorn: Various Undertale Haikus
Aquarius: "if he's a bird, I'm a bird. If he's 9, I'm 9. Eff it"
Pisces: "At age 6 I was born without a face" (First said by Arin Hanson)