Aries: "Ive been listening to Scream by Zac Efron for an hour"

Taurus: "So i ate 8 slices of garlic bread earlier nd im starting to regret it"

Gemini: "bae, the demi game needz 2 know ur eye colour, its 4 science"

Cancer: "Sam: "oh damn. She fainted" She: *is faint*

Leo: "only say my name but #nohomo lol"

Virgo: " NINE YEAR OLDS DONT BELONG AT WEDDINGS, THEY JUST RUN DOWN THE AISLE ASKING IF THEYRE PRETTY MID CEREMONY ND NO ONE CAN STOP THEM BC THEYRE N I N E "

Libra: "This went from desperation to spider genocide. In 4 messages"

Scorpio: ""To exclusively recieve our guests" U CAN RECIEVE ME ANYTIME U WANT"

Sagittarius: "Like, there's a man called Bean Been nd the police r after him so they're like "STOP BEAN BEEN""

Capricorn: Various Undertale Haikus

Aquarius: "if he's a bird, I'm a bird. If he's 9, I'm 9. Eff it"

Pisces: "At age 6 I was born without a face" (First said by Arin Hanson)