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Aries Type One: Super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everything
Aries Type Two: Cute little sunshines but can probably kill you w their bare hands
Taurus Type One: Lazy couch potato
Taurus Type Two: Actually Aphrodite the goddess
Gemini Type One: Two-faced serial killers
Gemini Type Two: Mood-swingy sad human bean
Cancer Type Two: Really overprotective and cries a lot
Cancer Type Two: Super sassy and has never cried in their life
Leo Type One: Super self absorbed and obnoxious
Leo Type Two: A lil insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny
Virgo Type One: God
Virgo Type Two: Satan
Libra Type One: Social butterfly and hella fashionable
Libra Type Two: Netflix hoe
Scorpio Type One: Evil emotional wreck
Scorpio Type Two: Funny and sarcastic idiots
Sagittarius Type One: Such travel, much heroin, very wisdom
Sagittarius Type Two: Personification of doge meme
Capricorn Type One: Workaholic and conservative Republican idiot
Capricorn Type Two: Has never done an assignment, ever
Aquarius Type One: Basic
Aquarius Type Two: Alien
Pisces Type One: Crybaby and sensitive
Pisces Type Two: Stoner and never
talks about their feels