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Aries Type One: Super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everything

Aries Type Two: Cute little sunshines but can probably kill you w their bare hands

Taurus Type One: Lazy couch potato

Taurus Type Two: Actually Aphrodite the goddess

Gemini Type One: Two-faced serial killers

Gemini Type Two: Mood-swingy sad human bean

Cancer Type Two: Really overprotective and cries a lot

Cancer Type Two: Super sassy and has never cried in their life

Leo Type One: Super self absorbed and obnoxious

Leo Type Two: A lil insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny

Virgo Type One: God

Virgo Type Two: Satan

Libra Type One: Social butterfly and hella fashionable

Libra Type Two: Netflix hoe

Scorpio Type One: Evil emotional wreck

Scorpio Type Two: Funny and sarcastic idiots

Sagittarius Type One: Such travel, much heroin, very wisdom

Sagittarius Type Two: Personification of doge meme

Capricorn Type One: Workaholic and conservative Republican idiot

Capricorn Type Two: Has never done an assignment, ever

Aquarius Type One: Basic

Aquarius Type Two: Alien

Pisces Type One: Crybaby and sensitive

Pisces Type Two: Stoner and never
talks about their feels