Aries: angry tears

Taurus: quiet tears

Gemini: cries for like 0.0005 secs

Cancer: all the tears 

Leo: sobbing dramatically

Virgo: no tears unless its anime

Libra: cries holy water

Scorpio: cries blood

Sagittarius: cried once in 2006

Capricorn: doesn't want you to know that they cry

Aquarius: frustrated tears

Pisces: drowning in their own tears