because i fucking love weddings
-admin audrey

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yuika + gamon
❥ yukino as maid of honor
❥ makka as man of honor
❥ yurik as best man
❥ hazelle playing "rewrite the stars" on the piano
❥ cake decorated with stars
❥ galaxy-designed ceiling
❥ viktor and yuuri (+ makka) ugly-sobbing as they accompany their youngest daughter along the aisle
❥ stargazing and figure skating as perfect ideas for their honeymoon

romeo + haneul
❥ taken place at a catholic church in italy
❥ renaissance paintings
❥ wedding cake won't be cake, but instead layers of fried chicken
❥ even the bouquet turns out to be a bucket of fried chicken
❥ theia and hana fighting over the position as maid of honor
❥ alois as best man
❥ hangyeom as man of honor
❥ seung sobbing loudly and ruri telling him to calm down
❥ the couple being lovey-dovey all the time
❥ hangyeom and hana choking in the distance
❥ ruri (haneul's mom) and geli (romeo's mom) disgusted at the fact that they are now somewhat related

zac + hana
❥ haneul as maid of honor
❥ hangyeom as the crying man of honor
❥ alek as the groom's best man
❥ seung wailing and venting on how hana will always be his little girl
❥ lots and lots of maple syrup on the cake
❥ blasting kpop music
❥ exo members screaming from the back
❥ bickering even on the day of their wedding
❥ zac not complimenting his bride on how she looks, but is instead admiring himself on the mirror
❥ jeanne facepalming at her brother
❥ jj teasing seung on how they are now related
❥ slideshow of the bride and groom's favorite memes
❥ hana shoving the bouquet into zac's mouth instead of tossing it to the other women

maxim + adriana
❥ natalya as "man" of honor
❥ masha as best "man"
❥ alois somewhat ends up being maid of honor
❥ mila and sara acting as if this was their wedding too while ignoring their husbands
❥ mila telling adriana to call her "mom"
❥ sara telling maxim to call her "mom"
❥ maxim and adriana facepalming at their moms
❥ emil wheeping non-stop

theia + eren
❥ will also take place in a roman church
❥ hana as maid of honor
❥ so much italian stuff
❥ hana laughing at theia and telling her she still looks ugly in a wedding gown
❥ eren frowns at theia being all narcissistic (alek screaming "theiacest" in the distance because some things never change) but then she laughs and kisses him and says "you're as beautiful as me, don't worry"
❥ honeymoon in venice
❥ prolly gonna have dark-haired babies together

yukino + kou
❥ venue: hasetsu, japan
❥ amane, the maid of honor, screaming on how she should have been yukino's groom and not kou
❥ the men of the katsuki-nikiforov fam and the nishigori triplets sobbing
❥ yukino facepalming at her brothers when they strip and pole-dance during the reception
❥ amane slapping kou across the face
❥ all the food in the wedding have been made and cooked by the bride herself
❥ so much katsudon

natalya + alois (1st marriage, way before natalya became the russian duchess)
❥ venue: milan, italy
❥ just like any wedding of a rich person with the expensive shit
❥ adriana as the maid of honor
❥ natalya had only agreed to marry alois because of shawn and ciel
❥ but ended up running away from the wedding because she decided she loved another man
❥ everyone gasps
❥ adriana's hopes all broken
❥ yurio not knowing what to feel about this
❥ audrey screaming "WE PAID A LOT FOR THIS WEDDING"

natalya + sebastian (mendes)
❥ so much famous people as guests
❥ natalya refusing to wear high heels
❥ and is always complaining on how itchy the gown is but has no choice because her mother forced her into it
❥ secretly wears converse shoes beneath the wedding dress
❥ rip alois
❥ alek and johnny pretending to be happy for the married couple
❥ the bride's older twin brothers making fun of her in a dress
❥ sebastian collins going "wtf" because his cousin is marrying a guy with the same name as his
❥ adriana not wanting to attend the wedding but did anyway because she still respected natalya
❥ audrey still grim about how the last wedding turned out but is happy anyway because she'll finally be related to shawn and camila
❥ ice sculptures
❥ even the cake is made of ice

yurik + christa
❥ venue: hasetsu, japan
❥ claude as the man of honor
❥ makka as best man
❥ yui as maid of honor
❥ so much stripping and alcohol at the reception
❥ viktor, yuuri, chris, and minako celebrating the occasion with lots of alcohol
❥ chocolate cake decorated with dildos and yuri and yaoi stuff
❥ christa being an inspiration to every fangirl out there that it is possible to someday get married to the boy you like even if he might be gay at first

makka + chris
❥ rainbows
❥ yui as the maid of honor
❥ yurik as the man of honor
❥ kath as the "best man" but is somehow wearing a dress and is still looking like a girl
❥ basically the only gay couple left in the squad
❥ their cake would probably be decorated with so much rainbows because gay
❥ viktor and yuuri being very proud about their eldest son being gay
❥ makka being the one forced to wear a gown

claude + kath
❥ a simple wedding, really
❥ christa, the maid of honor, shrieking because her number 1 otp is finally canon
❥ chocolate cake obviously
❥ just so much chocolate
❥ and sweet stuff
❥ kath still being a little tsundere
❥ roses and alcohol
❥ claude being a little kinky during their honeymoon

bella + lukas
❥ onyx and mathias in tears more than their own dad is
❥ will probably take place somewhere in scandinavia
❥ magic everywhere
❥ even the occult-decorated cake is probably enchanted
❥ you can already tell their children are gonna be blonde and prolly kuudere
❥ mathias freaking out after suddenly realizing two of his many motorbikes are named "bella" and "lukas"

mathias + steffi
❥ everyone completely shocked that the boy who was once the gay-est in the squad has finally turned straight (or at least bisexual)
❥ alek as the best man
❥ eren as the man of honor
❥ theia as the maid of honor
❥ the rest of the squad still laughing about mathias actually being married to a female and has actually stopped his old habit of humping on motorbikes
❥ are probably one of the most good-looking couples out there
❥ mathias insisting adding extra butter to the cake because he just loves butter that much

alek + elizabeth (just a few months before johnny's disappearance in year 2047)
❥ venue: london, england
❥ luciano being depressed about this
❥ so much arguing even during their wedding
❥ alek joking about still being gay
❥ zac as best man
❥ johnny as man of honor
❥ natalya as the maid of honor
❥ the bride wanting the wedding to be simple but the groom wants it flashy
❥ wedding ends up being flashy anyway
❥ lots of roses (because the groom's mother insisted on it)
❥ will be living in new york together
❥ yurio being angry at johnny for still being unmarried

himawari + alexei
❥ masha as the maid of honor who pretends she's the one getting married to hima and not her brother
❥ alexei facepalming at his bride and sister
❥ just another one of those russian-japanese couples
❥ gonna have black-haired babies together yes
❥ makka as best man
❥ yurik as man of honor
❥ hima: "don't worry mayura you're still my wife"
❥ alexei: "what the fuck"

jeanne + daniel
❥ venue: montreal, quebec, canada
❥ another simple wedding
❥ zac as the man of honor who insists on making everything flashy
❥ lots of french stuff
❥ roses yes
❥ honeymoon in paris
❥ baguettes and french macarons
❥ and maple syrup
❥ most of the stuff are made in france basically

natalya + alois (2nd marriage, already during the plisetskys' reign over russia)
❥ is very expensive, high-classed, and sophisticated because it's a royal wedding (the couple never asked for this but the royal family insisted anyway asdfghjkl)
❥ a very happy shawn, ciel, and cara
❥ alek and johnny fighting over the position for man of honor
❥ romeo as best man
❥ adriana once again as maid of honor
❥ natalya isn't actually complaining about the gown
❥ and doesn't mind wearing heels but wears converse shoes anyway to remind everyone that she's still the psychotic teenager they all knew
❥ yurio once again screaming at johnny for being the only guy left in the squad who hasnt gotten married
❥ lots of paparazzi
❥ and even other royal families from france, spain, uk, and denmark came to attend
❥ ice sculptures
❥ ice cake with decorations of war and violence
❥ "i wish andrei was here."