JONATHAN: RA RA RASPUTIN
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

ASMODEUS (arianna's cat): //screeching in the distance//

JONATHAN: RA RA RASPUTIN
RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE
IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED ONNNNNNNN //screams at a portrait of rasputin//

VLADIMIR: wtf

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NATALYA: tili tili bom
zakroy glaza skoree
ktoto hodit za oknom i stuchitsya v dveri

SHAWN: //clings onto cara and ciel whilst shivering in fear//

NATALYA: tili tili bom
krichit nochnaya ptitsa
on ezhe probalsya v dom k tem
komu ne spitsya

on idet...
on uzhe...
blisko

CIEL: //teeth chattering//

CARA: //silently praying to jesus//

ALOIS: natalya i don't understand russian but can't you sing a different lullaby, you're creeping the kids out

NATALYA: okay

bayu bayushki bayu
ne lozhisha na krayu
pridet serenkiy volchok
i uhvatit za bochok

SHAWN: I DONT FEEL LIKE SLEEPING ANYMORE

CIEL: ME NEITHER 😭

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ALEK: RIGHT NOW I'M IN A STATE OF MIINNDDD

ARIANNA: I WANNA BE IN LIKE ALL THE TIMEEE

ALEK: AIN'T GOT NO TEARS LEFT TO CRYYY

BOTH: SO I'M PICKIN IT UP PICKIN IT UP
IM LOVIN IM LIVIN IM PICKIN IT UP

MAGNUS, LUCIANO, AZAEZEL, ALICE: //facepalms//

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ZAC: AND I WAS LIKE

SANA, SEOKJIN, SOMI: oh no

ZAC: BABY BABY BABY
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SANA, SEOKJIN, SOMI: //covers ears//

ZAC: BABY BABY BABY
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YURIK: //blasts stammi vicino//

HISTORIA: oooo this one sounds nice

CHRISTA: //blasts intoxicated//

YMIR: i'm pretty sure this one's better mhm

MIKASA: ... //covers historia's ears//

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ADRIANA & MAXIM: //sings a normal lullaby//

MIRA: //giggling cutely//

ANYA: ...
wtf is this
i asked for that lullaby aunt natalya sings ok not this bullshit
//blasts tili tili bom//

MAXIM: why is our daughter like this

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