⚠️Warning: This chapter contains smut/sexual themes. If you don't like smut, please skip to the next chapter! I don't add anything important to smut chapters, so you won't miss out anything important to the plot. This is all just for fun :) ⚠️

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A bit later, you and Ted were in the spare room, sorting through different costumes. A lot of them were very.. suggestive.. but hey, this was a strip club. What did you expect?

Ted would occasionally joke around here and there, grabbing a few outfits that were definitely intended for women to use and saying he'd look 'sexy' in them. You'd just laugh, but once when you said you'd look better, he grew flustered.

The two of you continued to sort, but you were growing a bit bored. Sighing, you looked around a bit. "Man, I can't believe that they don't use this room just because the stage lights don't work. It's still pretty cool in here." You said softly.

"Yeah, but who knows. Theres probably like 15 other better rooms in this big ass place." Ted chuckled. "Why, you interested in a job here or some shit?"

Shrugging, you hummed quietly as you grabbed another costume. "I mean, I can pole dance. If I got a job here I think I'd be decent at it." You said softly, watching as Ted's face almost immediately lit up like a stop light.

He sat up a bit. "You know how to pole dance?! Yeah right! Where'd you find the time to pick that up??"

You smiled and giggled a bit. "Dad made me learn it once for a mission. He used me a lot to lure targets." You said softly, before standing up. "What, you don't believe me?"

"Not really, no." Ted snickered slightly. "Your father was an ass, but I don't see him forcing you to learn how to pole dance."

That comment gave you a straight face. "Are you kidding? He'd do anything to complete a mission." You huffed. "But, since you're full of doubts, I'll prove it." You hummed, climbing onto the stage.

Growing more flustered, Ted slowly sat up a bit. "Come on, you can't be serious about this.." He huffed a bit.

Seeing how flustered he got honestly made you laugh, you carefully grabbed the pole, swinging around some. "What's wrong, Teddy? Are you upset that I'm literally offering you a show right now?"

"You- I-.." He stuttered out, eventually just sitting down in a spare chair, having to move a box out of it first. ".. Go on.."

A small smile grew on your face, and carefully you gripped onto the pole, doing a few more small spins before really getting into it.

One of your legs wrapped around the pole as you hoisted yourself up, spinning around a bit more. You dipped back slightly as you did so, glancing over at Ted and giggling. He sat there his eyes wide, his face burning red as his hands gripped the sides of the chair.

Just to tease him, you slowly slid your hoodie off and tossed it onto the floor. You had a shirt underneath, of course, but watching his reactions to everything was hilarious to you.

After a few more spins, you laughed and carefully slid down, stretching a bit. "And you thought I couldn't do it. Your face is priceless!" You giggled, climbing off of the stage.

Silence filled the room as Ted just stared, watching quietly as you grabbed you hoodie off of the floor. At this point, his silence started to concern you. Raising an eyebrow, you walked over and stood in front of him. "Helllooo? Earth to Ted? Hey, are you okay?" You asked quietly, now a bit worried.

"Y/N.." He muttered quietly, his eyes slowly looked up at you.

Smiling, you got down a bit to reach his level. "What? Do you want a lap dance too?" You said in a joking tone, giggling in amusement. He went silent and bit his tongue slightly, which caused you yo pause. "Wait, Ted, are you-"

His hands slowly and grabbed your hips, his face still burning red. "You.. you're quite good on that pole, huh?" He muttered with a small chuckle.

Staring at him you felt your heart begin to race. "You horny fucker.." You said softly, smiling a bit as your brought your hands forward and placed them on his shoulders.

He got a better grip on your hips and pulled you onto him, as you pressed against him though you could feel that he was already a bit.. 'excited'.

"That dance sure did it for you, huh?" You teased him softly, slowly sitting in his lap and wrapping your legs around his waist. Your lips soon connected to his, you could feel him tense as his hands slowly slid up the back of your shirt.

Both of you kept your lips connected for a moment before you pulled away, panting softly before going down, moving the kisses to his neck. He groaned quietly and rested his head against yours slightly, his hand getting twisted in the fabric of your shirt.

As you began sucking, he gasped quietly, his grip growing tighter. "Y/N.. w-wait.. Holy shit.." He stuttered out. "Before this goes any further.. I want your consent.." He said softly.

You giggled quietly, pulling your mouth away slowly, hearing a satisfying 'pop' noise as your mouth released the skin of his neck. "Of course, Ted.. I'll be sure to let you know if anything goes too far." You muttered softly, before working on marking his neck.

Tensing up he shivered slightly, but soon chuckled quietly to himself, shifting his position slightly. "Better keep that in mind." He teased. You just shrugged it off and continued sucking, growing satisfied when you noticed the area of skin darken a bit.

Ted slowly removed his hand from your shirt, pulling them towards him and placing two fingers in his mouth. You didn't notice too much since you focused on covering his jawline and neck with kisses, attempting to make another mark as well.

Once he finished with that you felt his free hand grip tightly to your waist, you didn't think too much of it until you felt his hand slide into your pants. But before you could question him, you felt his fingers push their way into you, causing you to tense up and gasped.

"I warned you." He teased softly, pulling you closer as he began pushing his fingers in and out of you. "I don't plan on taking any of this easy."

Gasping, you buried your face into his shoulder, small moans beginning to force their way out of you. You tried to keep them quiet but a lot of them got away. Ted's free hand wrapped around your waist, pulling your body against his. "Easy there, wouldn't want anyone to hear us." He chuckled.

He honestly seemed to have his fun with this, but you were feeling brave, you wanted to have some fun too. While he was busy with his hands, you used yours and reached down, beginning to rub the crotch of his pants. Messing with his erect member.

His breath hitched slightly, a shakey breath escaping him as he continued pushing his fingers in and out. "F-Fuck.. you really are trying to bring this farther, huh.." He stuttered out, trying to tease.

"Says the one with his fingers in me.." You gasped quietly, smiling as you reached up, undoing his pants for a moment. Hearing that made him push his fingers farther, causing you to gasp and moan slightly once again. "M-Motherfucker.."

Scooting off of him a bit, you pulled his pants down, following his boxers. You spit on your hand, and then carefully began rubbing your hand up and down his shaft, leaning closer towards his ear. "I say we make the most of this." You whispered, before playfully nibbling on his ear.

Groans began to escape him as you rubbed faster and faster, he kept trying to thrust his fingers but the movements eventually grew so rough and sloppy that he just stopped. It disappointed you a bit to have the sensation stop, but you knew it would most likely get way better.

Your thumb slowly rubbed his tip as you continued to jerk him, though while you did that your free hand focused on removing your pants and underwear. A few moans and curses escaped him as your movements grew faster, but once he saw you working on your pants he gripped onto your waist and spun around, practically pinning you to the chair.

Yanking your pants off, he panted softly and buried his face into the crook of your neck, not hesitating at all to push his way inside of you. You gasped and moaned, feeling an even better sensation flood over you as he soon began thrusting his length in and out of you.

A string of moans escaped you as he went deeper and deeper inside of you with each thrust, a satisfied smirk grew on his face as he began working on marking your neck now, though he avoided the areas Schlatt had already beat him to.

"F-Fuck.. You h-have no idea how long I've wanted to do this for.." He muttered softly into your ear, even going so far as to trace your jawline with his tongue. His tongue was honestly now traveling everywhere, he even removed your shirt and tossed it onto the floor, his tongue traveling down to your chest.

In all honesty, you weren't sure how much more of this you could take. You already felt so close, your body grew more and more tired which each thrust. You gasped and moaned honestly not caring who heard at this point, your nails digging into Ted's back as he continued pushing in and out.

Suddenly it all hit you at once, you gasped loudly as your grip grew tighter. "D-Don't stop don't stop!!" You cried out and begged, a string of moans escaping you as you felt yourself growing on edge.

Hearing that made Ted go faster, which caused you to get louder. Your legs began shaking and soon you felt yourself release, you moaned loudly one last time before falling back slightly.

Ted, on the other hand, kept going. He just tightened his grip around you and kept thrusting, soon gasping and pulling out. He trembled and laid you back, scooting forward. "O-Open your mouth.." He stuttered with heavy pants.

With what energy you had left you slowly opened your mouth, watching drowsily as he began jerking himself, panting heavily.

After a bit he eventually released, groaning loudly and panting, the warm liquid filling your mouth. Not wanting to disappoint, you swallowed before laying your head back, feeling your body grow weak.

He panted heavily before sitting besides you, chuckled quietly. "That was.. fuck, that was amazing.." He muttered, before looking down at you. "You okay?"

Letting out a tired groan, you tried to answer but didn't have the energy to. Ted chuckled a bit before slowly getting up, fixing his pants before carefully working on getting you at least decent.

"Shh, I got you." He chuckled softly as he lifted you up, carefully pulling your pants back up, before grabbing your shirt and putting it back on you as well. He then grabbed your hoodie and carefully slid it back on as well, before lifting you into his arms.

Your head rested on his shoulder quietly, you felt too exhausted to protest so you just laid there, ready to pass out against him.

Chuckling, he held you close as he headed towards the door, only to step out and nearly bumping into Cooper.

Instead of questioning anything, he just chuckled a bit. "You two have fun in there?" He asked in a teasing tone.

Ted's face grew flustered as he cleared his throat. "Uh, yeah.. kinda. Are you gonna..?"

"Nah, it's safe with me. Next time be quieter, though. We've got sound proof walls yet I still heard a lot of that." Cooper shivered, before walking off.