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SURPRISE HERE'S A DOUBLE UPDATE

IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF

- Mia x

OH AND HOLLA TO MY 'GIRLS' READERS, THAT WILL BE UPDATED NEXT :)

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me : harry

H : natalie

me : Woah that was heLLA QUICK

H : ikr

me : well im settled into my dorm room :))))) and now im just sitting on my new bed and watching netflix all cozy yus

H : wish we could netflix and chill :/

me : 5 minutes into netflix and chill and she gives you this look

×_×

H : LOL DEAD

me : psst guess what i have to tell u a secret

H : teeeelll meeee

me : promise me you wont tell anyone this though

H : promise omg what is it babe

me : ilysm

H : ilyt now whats the secret

me : that was the secret, that ilysm

H : wooooow

WOOOOOOOW

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

WOW

I love ya

me : hehe

H : oh and basically louis caught me

me : caught you doing wut

H : taking a dick pic lel

me : AWKWARDDD

H : its cool louis slapped my dick and it hurt

me : OMFG HAHAHSHAHA

hE SLAPPED IT BUT WHY

NOT THE BABY MAKER

H : IDK BUT IT HURT IT STARTED THROBBING IT WAS PAINFUL

me : WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME YOUR DICK STARTED THROBBING

I CANT UNREAD THAT OH MY GSOFD

H : it throbs for you ;))))

me : GOTTA BLAST

!1! $!!

H : GOTTA ZAYN

me : what's a zayn

H : lol he's this guy

me : v descriptive

H : its this guy that louis hates aha

me : WHY WOULD YOU RANDOMLY JUST USE HIS NAME THOUGH

H : bC he is A TRAITOR

me : what

H : long story short,

H : he zayned

me : HOW DO YOU ZAYN IM SO LOST

TEACH ME HOW TO ZAYN

H : basically you just stab ur friend in the back and leave thats pretty much it lmao

me : gasps, zayning sounds terrible

H : ikr louis would know

me : gotta zayn

it has a ring to it lols

H : ZAYN IS A POOT

me : THATS ALEX'S THING BOO

H : omfg are you in for a joke

me : gotta zen

H : I LOST IT AT ZEN HAHAHAHA

me : LITERALLY ZAYNING RN

H : NO DONT ZAYN JUST YET, STAY FOR THE JOKE

me : okay fine go just do it

*shia labeouf voice* JUST DO IT

H : HAVE MORE ENERGY

me : JUST SAY IT OMG LIKE PULLING OFF A BANDAID

BC ITS SO PAINFUL THAT I CRINGE

H : OH WELL OKAY

me : OMG OKAY IM READY SAY IT

H : do you wanna hear a ghost joke?

me : i said yes already

H : thats the spirit

get it aha

SPIRIT LIKE oooOooh

me : done

H : why was the graveyard so noisy?

me : why

H : bc there was so much COFFIN

LOL LIKE COUGHING BUT COFFIN

SEE HOW PUNNY I AM

me : im so embarassed

who are you you're not my bf

H : :(

me : :)

H : D''':

me : :^)

H : wait so what am i

me : sweetie you're more to me than just a silly little label ♡

H : IS IT BAD THAT IM SMILING SO HARD

me : no i am too haha

THAT WAS SO CHEESY BUT SO GREAT *high fives self*

H : READY FOR MORE SUGAR BOOGER

me : yes sweetie pie

H : why couldn't the man juggle?

me : ???

H : BC HE DIDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT

me : ROFL

okay that one was pretty good actually

my turn to be punny

H : ITS STILL MY TURN TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT WAIT

me : OMG FINE WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT

THAT WAS LOWKEY A PUN BC YOUR BOAT TATTOO HEHE

/:^)

H : ur a cutie

me : OKAY BUT CARRY ON

(ALSO LOWKEY PUNNY BC 5SOS OUTER SPACE / CARRY ON TROLOLOL)

H : STOP STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT JESUS CHRIST

me : FINE TELL ME YOUR JOKES

H : since you mentioned that band again...

australians don't have sex, australians mate ;)

H : get it m8

me : omfg

H : HAHA

me : THAT WAS SO CLEVER

H : what did the pieces of toast say when they were having sex

me : OML WHAT

H : "i'm gonna crumb! i'm gonna crumb!"

me : WHAT THE FUFKCKX

IM DYING

THAT IS LIKE BREAD LANGUAGE FOR CUM PAHAHA

H : FINALLY NOW YOU APPRECIATE MY JOKES

me : only bc im waiting for my turn bc miNE ARE FUNNIER

H : SUUUURE

me : is it my turn

H : NO WAIT OMG PATIENCE BABE

me : babe my butt

H : i love ur butt

me : bleh

H : WHAT DID THE SCARECROW SAY AT THE GARDEN PARTY

me : idk

H : HE SAID LETTUCE TURNIP THE BEET

me : WHY THE FUCCFMKF

MY STOMACH IS HURTING IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT OH MY

IM SCREENSHOTTING THAT WAS FUCKING GOLD

H : what did the puma say when the squirrel told it a joke

me : what

H : stop making me laugh youre gonna make me puma pants xD

me : goodbye

*zayns to another dimension*

H : OKAY YOURE TURN

me : whY ARE WE LIKE THIS

H : I DONT KNOW BUT ITS FUNNY

me : omg i have a really funny one lmao

H : shoot for the stars bebs

me : *vomits*

H : was that the joke it wasnt that funny

me : LITTLE FUCKER WAIT

H : but im ur lil fucker

me : lel

what did the bookshelf say when a girl was taking a picture of it

H : ummm keep it to yourshelf idk

me : omf you dork no

it said "BUT FIRST LET ME TAKE A SHELFIE"

H : CRINGING SO HARD

me : OH COME ON ITS BETTER THAN YOUR JOKES

H : NOPE JUST NO

ITS ALL ABOUT WHO GETS THEIR JOKES FROM THE BETTER WEBSITE, OBVIOUSLY I DO

me : YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME DO YOU GET YOUR JOKES FROM lameassjokes.com

H : no but i bet thats WHERE YOU GET THEM

OOOH BURN

SLAAAYYYY

STRAIGHT SAVAGE

me : im actually going to bury myself in a hole you're so cute

H : excuse me

me : YOU THINK YOURE A STRAIGHT SAVAGE HAHA NO

H : you're like 12

AT LEAST YOUR JOKES MAKE ME THINK YOURE 12

OOOH BURN AGAIN

me : FFUCKCCJ

me : what did the lion say when he saw his backstabbing friend

H : what did the lion say

me : he said, WHY THE FUCK YOU LION, WHY YOU ALWAYS LION MMM OH MY GOD STOP FUCKING LION

H : OMG

me : BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN OF PUNS

H : IM THE KING OF PUNS

me : did you mean princess

H : I HATE YOU

me : STOP LION

H : fine ily and your lame puns

me : bye

H : nooo baby dont leave we're having so much fun!

H : hello

H : can anyone hear me

H : NATALIE

WHY THE FUCK YOU ZAYNIN' WHY YOU ALWAYS ZAYNIN' MMM OH MY GOD, STOP FUCKING ZAYNING

me : technically i didnt zayn bc im still lurking af

H : YOU LITTLE POOT

me : WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME A POOT

H : natalie

me : what harold

H : this conversation just made me miss you a lot

me : same sighs

H : my tattoo is fully healed now btw i forgot to tell you yaaay

me : mine tooooo woo hoo

H : i love you yipee

me : cries bc i love you and i miss you a lot boo hoo

H : baby I'm perfect

me : calm your ego but

Truuuu

H : BABY IM PERFECT FOR YOU

me : AHSKKAKS I AM SO LOST BUT YES YOU ARE

H : do you think we can squeeze in a skype sesh later bby i miss ur face

We can have a literal face off

LMAO

Me : im weak

H : NATALIE CAN WE

Me : i cant my hazza :(

im sorry bby i have to get up extra early tomorrow its the first day of school

H : raincheck for another time? :(

Me : yes of course love

H : hey stop pretending to be me

Me : oh im harry and i think i have the best joKES IN THE WORLD!1!!

I ALSO WOULD NEVER HURT A FLY BC I LOVE THE EARTH AND HAPPINESS IS LIFE

H : WOW OKAY TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME

me : omg

H : OH HI IM NATALIE AND I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF HARRY ABOUT EVERYTHING I SHIP LARRY JK I FEDEX THEM OH AND I LOVE 5 ES OH ES AND FLUFFY SWEATERS YAS

me : THAT WAS

PERFECT

EXCEPT SAY 5 ES OH ES AGAIN AND I WILL CUT YOU

H : TRY ME

me : GO AWAY

H : nEVER

me : yay

H : I HAVE ANOTHER JOKE

LAST ONE I PROMISE

me : ughhh

H : what do you call the south pole and north pole combined

BIPOLAR

me : IM OUT OMFG

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THIS CHAPTER WAS SO FUNNY TO ME IDK

THEYRE BOTH SO LAME AND ADORABLE I CRI

HopE THIS WAS CUTE AF

ILY BABES HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY OR NIGHT OR AFTERNOON

IF YOU HAVE ANY FUNNY JOKES OR PUNS COMMENT THEM HERE AND MAKE EACH OTHER LAUGH :)

HAVE FUN LOL

- Mia x