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Harry : hi


Me : heyoo


how are you


Harry : well i woke up by a dick slapping me in the face so I'm not sure


maybe just a bit taken aback


Me : WHAT OMFG THATS GROSS


Harry : you have no idea it felt like a warm burrito


Me : HARRY STIOP IM CRINGING SO HARD


Harry : but it didn't quite smell like one lol


Me : WHAT THEN HOW DID IT SMELL EW


Harry : weeelll


Me : nvm oh god dont answer that


Harry : bUT GUESS WHAT IT IS TODAY BABE!!!


Me : July 16th why


Harry : well, we started texting June the 7th


So for one, we've been talking for over a month but we got together the July the 2nd


Me : im lost


Harry : TODAY IS OUR TWO WEEK-IVERSARY NAT OMG


Me : aw babyyy you remembered


Harry : and you didnt.. :/


Me : omg no i was waiting until the 1 month mark lil butt face


Harry : ok ok


Me : ilysm


Harry : ilyt


Me : BUT GUESS WHAT


Harry : YEAH


Me : ME AND ALEX ARE GOING TO LOLLAPALOOZA AGDKJSSJ


ITS ON THE 31ST BUT ALEX'S MOM IS DRIVING US TO CHICAGO OMF


Harry : WHAT TAKE ME WITH YOU


Me : I FREAKING WISH OMG WE CAN LIKE SWAY AND DANCE IN THE CROWD AND ILL DRESS YOU UP AND BRAID YOUR HAIR OH MY GOD :(


Harry : im imagining rn actually


But you know what else


Me : mhmm


Harry : well, i happened to have a chat with my mum


Me : what about ur mom


Harry : well we kind of talked about visiting back in LA bc my mom has some family friends there she might want to see for a few days


and well, i might get to come over there again


Idk if its big news or not but yeah i figured I'd tell you natalie


Me : HARRY OH MY GOD


YOU YOURE COMING HERE AS IN, TO LA


I JUST FUCKING SCREAMED SO LOUD AND NOW IM CRYING AND HUGGING MY PILLOWS I CANT


Harry : YEAH FOR AN ENTIRE THREE DAYS OMFG


Me : three days?! Thats not enough :''(


But i still want to see you so that's good enough for me :)


Harry : we could finally go on that first date we were talking about


and we could do so much more, anything you want


Me : well for one, I'm going to hug you to death and then maybe we can kiss idk


do you still wanna kiss me


Harry : IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION OF COURSE I STILL WANNA KISS YOU OMFG


Me : omg okay but for one, i want to be the one to get you something this time.


Harry : what no you dont have to silly goose


Me : you did not jUST CALL ME A SILLY GOOSE


Now i imagine that one commercial with that goose that waddled all over the place


Harry : i think it was an allstate commercial, but i think it was a duck not a goose babe


Me : STOP DRAGGING ME DOWN BRO


NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN LOL


Harry : *drags you down*


Me : NOPE, NOBODY NOBODY


Harry : wth this could be like a song or something haha


Me : what thats so random


who would name a song "drag me down" like what


Harry : idk doesnt that one girl you like, halsey have a song called hold me down


Me : THAT IS 100% DIFFERENT JFC


Harry : BUT ANYWAYS im going to be there the 5th of august to the 7th


Me : i think im surprisingly free that time


Harry : :) :) :) :)


Me : :D :D :D


Harry : okay so what were we talking about for our first date


Me : we were talking about getting ice cream and watching fresh prince of bel air buT I WANT TO DO SO MANY THINGS WITH YOU BEFORE YOU GO OK


I WANT IT TO BE UNFORGETTABLE


Harry : what did you have in mind love?


Me : okay so the first thing on my mind was cliff diving


Harry : HELL NO YOU ARENT MAKING ME JUMP OFF A CLIFF OMFF


Me : -_- don't be a pussy styles


Harry : im not a pussy


But like wtf how tall is that cliff


Me : its only about 50 feet tall its not that tall


Harry : THAT IS TOO HIGH


Me : fine what if we jumped together?


Harry : that sounds cute


Me : CLIFF DIVING THE DAY YOU COME OVER HERE, CHECKED


Harry : YOURE GONNA HAVE TO DRAG ME THERE


OVER MY DEAD FREAKING BODY


Me : stop being a drama queen


Harry : **king


Me : no mistake there


Harry : tbh you hate me


Me : wrong i love you, but then again i also love making fun of you


Harry : shuddup


Me : rood


Harry : just facetime me you asshole


Me : kk bitch give me a sec


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A/N:


THIS CHAPTER WAS SHORT BC I ENDED UP WRITING THIS TODAY BUT DIDNT HAVE SO MUCH TIME BC I WENT TO SCHOOL TO TAKE ID PICTURES GROOOSSSSS


BUT YEAH LOL


I HOPE THIS SUITED ALL YOUR FANCIES ANYWAY


IT WAS HOPEFULLY KINDA FUNNY LOL


BYE BABIES


- Mia x

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